Having you dick sucked can save your life

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whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
A doctor sucked off a patient during a flight to save the patient's life. Not sure if the patient or the doctor would have been more uncomfortable during the procedure.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/doct…

I'll stick to having my dick sucked by strippers for fun instead.

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CC99
5 years ago
Damn talk about the ultimate sacrifice.

Give this man a bonus, if you're willing to suck another man's dick and have his urine in your mouth in order to save his life you deserve a huge pay bonus.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
"... “It was an emergency situation. I couldn’t figure out another way,” Zhang was quoted saying ..."

Sure - we believe you - you're the doctor right?
😉
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CC99
5 years ago
^Give the poor man a break, he just had to suck another man's penis.

But its pretty hilarious ngl 🤣
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Nidan111
5 years ago
I tell all the strippers that my life is in their hands. Works every time!
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Muddy
5 years ago
LMFAO DUDE WTF HAHA
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ATACdawg
5 years ago
Me, to self, "Hmmmm. If I suck him dry, he lives. If I don,t, he'll die."

Me, to man's family, "I'm truly sorry. There's nothing I can do....."
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
I agree with ATACDawg.
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shadowcat
5 years ago
Two cowboys are staying a couple miles outside of town on a trail they used for herding cattle. While taking a shit behind a bush, one cowboys gets bitten on the penis by a rattle snake. He alerts his friend, who jumps on his horse and races toward town seeking a cure. He reaches the doctors office and runs inside. The doc explains to him that the only way to save his friend is to suck the poison out. The cowboy jumps back on his horse and races back to his ailing friend. When he reaches his camp, the frantic cowboy cries out "What did the doctor say?"
To which his friend replies "He said you're gonna die!
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minnow
5 years ago
Chinese doctor? Maybe the patient being named Hung So Lo saved his life.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Thanks for sharing

not
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elmer
5 years ago
Not sure having your dick sucked will save your life but I'm guessing it'll enrich it LOL
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