How wet 🚿 does a maxed out 401k make strippers ?

You will get showered with pussy juice

Love dem golden showers

You need a Kleenex

Nothing turns a stripper on like the fiscal responsibility of their customers.

I just jizzed because I'm so damn responsible

Some DO say cash is a natural aphrodisiac...💸
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Wait, money can buy young pussy? I just experienced an epithany.

Strippers love fast money. A 401k is a long term investment. It’s sweet to have a big balance in your 401k - but strippers will get excited about the cash in your pocket!

Can you get that 401k money out of the club ATM? Lol

Sounds amazing Juice. I should hope that you will write me in your will. One day in the far flung future, I’ll have a TON of KFC gift cards. 😁

Me and my wife offer assisted suicide services so long as we are written into a will and perhaps life insurance policy :D and a document releasing us of liability for putting you out of your misery :)

@noce spice & blahblah KFC gift cards are nice but Arby’s gift cards would be the deal maker 😃

Or what about Walmart or Target gift cards? Then you can by beer and rubbers.

Fuck arby's I'm told good for that. I like whataburger or like burgerville. But publix friend chackn gud 2

Too good. Go fuck urself autocorrect u dumb ho

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Back to the original question,

I guess I'll never know 😕