Mustache rides ?

Depends on your mustache

♂ Which mustache? ☣ ☺

As much as you can get lmfao!

If her mustache is thicker than yours - and she only wants it in the back door - you should check the plumbing...

😂😂😂🍆💦💦🤷😭😭😭

This is an interesting concept Juice. I have not considered the money making prospects of my mustache.

Wait fishhawk, you have a mustache? I’ve never met a hawk with a mustache. I did meet a moustached hawk-cuckoo during my travels in Thailand. He was kind of an asshole. You wouldn’t be a damn cuckoo, would you?