I was down in Philadelphia this weekend. Got dances from a girl who was fucking gorgeous. Brunette, olive skin, beautiful dark eyes (the kind where you can't even see the white in her eyes and she's got slight squinting look, that is fucking pretty) with that suttle glitter stuff around them (not sure what that is tbh but I liked it) and hoop earrings. Oh man perfect I fucking love all that shit. I'm taking her for dances and she kind of undresses and i'm feeling her up and all that. Her boobs were kind of pancakie. And her ass, it wasn't flat but it was just too soft and wasn't shapely at all.
I still consider her to be hot as hell but it's amazing what you'll overlook when a girl has a gorgeous face. I thought about offering her a RIL deal where as long a majority of the proceeds go to a boob job, I'll pay for that shit/along with squatting with me in the gym but A. didn't know how to present it without hurting her feelings and B. Didn't feel like driving 2 hours down to Philly every other weekend. You guys got any similar stories/experiences?
To me, body is more important than the face. Probably why I get nervous going to clubs that have the girls dress in evening gowns. It's tough to get a gauge on their body in a long dress.
But you have to decide on what is important to you. Not sure I would want to fund a girl's boob job though. A good one is a few thousand.
That’s me just trying to be funny. and true, I claim to be a body guy too but if a hideous girl rally has a terrific T&A do you really even notice? Point is I think I get caught up in the face too much. When your fucking her doggiestyle it really DOESN'T matter.
This post reminds me of a joke I heard a while ago, not exactly a match but it was funny at the time
It seems an older guy met a gorgeous gal one night, he's some what older, she's a 25 YO beauty, and in an effort to impress her he takes her shopping, First stop is a jewelry store where a 25 carat tennis bracelet is on display priced in the 50K range, the gal is bedazzled, and she tries on the bracelet, it is late on a Friday night, and the guys credit cannot be verified, so he takes out a check and writes a check for the full sale price of the bracelet and tells the clerk that they will return on Monday to pick up the merchandise. Monday comes they return to the store and his check has bounced, but since the bracelet had never left the store, no harm or foul, as the bracelet had never left the store The clerk said to the guy you had to know there weren't funds to cover this item, I knew that replied the aging Lothario, but what a weekend I had.
Fortunately the men who inhabit strip clubs don't need plastic surgery /s
I don't care about breast size but I admit that pancake-breasts are not attractive. Sometimes due to childbirth, sometimes smoking. I'm thinking of this distance runner I was seeing who was otherwise extremely attractive and the running might have hurt her appearance. It's not a dealbreaker.
I have a reg job at the moment but I have a regular who truck drives and we meet in the club about once or twice a month now and he suggested that I should start weight training my legs. I was a little offended by it at the time but that was 3 months ago. Since then , I have been in the gym more and the money from him has increased as well as my stage tips. Just let her know. She’ll either take it and use it or not.
I had a pancake tittie dancer last year. Trust me when I say that them titties were forgotten by my brain as soon as she got me into VIP! Full 30 minutes every position possible. She told me, “that after that, I’m done for 3 nights even though I work each night!” We finished up with drinks until closing time and she forced her phone number on me for future OTC, in which I personally do not partake.
I love a beautiful girl with a soft natural body as long as she is not hefty. That would have been great to me. The fake tits and hard ass that you prefer, however, would really kill it for me. To each his own.
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But you have to decide on what is important to you. Not sure I would want to fund a girl's boob job though. A good one is a few thousand.
It seems an older guy met a gorgeous gal one night, he's some what older, she's a 25 YO beauty, and in an effort to impress her he takes her shopping,
First stop is a jewelry store where a 25 carat tennis bracelet is on display priced in the 50K range, the gal is bedazzled, and she tries on the bracelet, it is late on a Friday night, and the guys credit cannot be verified, so he takes out a check and writes a check for the full sale price of the bracelet and tells the clerk that they will return on Monday to pick up the merchandise.
Monday comes they return to the store and his check has bounced, but since the bracelet had never left the store, no harm or foul, as the bracelet had never left the store
The clerk said to the guy you had to know there weren't funds to cover this item, I knew that replied the aging Lothario, but what a weekend I had.
I don't care about breast size but I admit that pancake-breasts are not attractive. Sometimes due to childbirth, sometimes smoking. I'm thinking of this distance runner I was seeing who was otherwise extremely attractive and the running might have hurt her appearance. It's not a dealbreaker.
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