Single-airport single-night mongering destination in North America?

To which city would you fly, for mongering in strip-clubs near the airport and airport-hotels?

Let's assume I'd like to fly into a major airport somewhere in North America, stay in a rather standard airport-area hotel, for one maybe two nights, and do nothing there but monger at strip clubs. I would wish to enjoy absolutely top-notch eye-candy, of course, to get me horned up from time to time, but that's just a desired, not a required, option. I would also absolutely REQUIRE legit. mongering opportunity at and inside the strip clubs, mongering which provided (with the perpetual caveat that YMMV) full-service or at least pop-my-cork, with the services taking place within the strip clubs which I attend.

I want the strippers to be the providers. Assume, please, that I won't pay-for-play back at the hotel room, won't try to make a dancer into a new CF by investing time attending her club week after week since I'll be leaving the city immediately, won't attend massage parlors or other rub-n-tug joints OUTSIDE the strip-club itself (or clubs themselves), won't see street-walkers, won't hire internet-advertised escorts. That's my preferences, because what I really like about strip-clubbing is the act of SEEING and ASSESSING and even INTERACTING WITH the girl BEFORE I pick her. I want that kind of info and maybe connection-vetting before I decide to commit to paying for her services and then actually expending the money for them.

Ground transport may be a major expense? I won't be driving (therefore I will be free to drink alcohol, though I don't intend to go on an alcohol-bender) so I'll be taking Uber or a taxi or whatever other app or ride-share or public-transit is available. Fly in, Uber to the hotel, check in, Uber to the strip club, play the game(s), Uber to the hotel, crash out, next day Uber to the strip club repeat, Uber to the airport, fly home.

Given all the above, which city's airport, and which clubs near to it, would you most recommend? My short list presently runs along the lines of Houston, Tampa, Miami (West Palm, up Northerly near to Diamond Dolls; but it's difficult to get a flight to an airport near Pompano), Atlanta, Detroit, or perhaps Toronto or Vancouver. I'm actually not sure if that's a good list at all, just my first guesses. I would want to factor into the decision the cost variables -- flight, no-tell-motel or nice-airport-style hotel room, distance from hotel to club(s), hence cost of rides in ride-sharing or taxi, usual price for entry and lappers and drinks and VIP entry and extras service(s) from the girls at the clubs; as well as the time-cost and effort-cost of things like finding the right clubs, whether or not out-of-town customers are treated as well as regulars, likelihood (guaranteed please!) of adequate level of service, tolerance of local jurisdiction law enforcement, what-not else.

A fun thought experiment! What city to visit for a set of drop-in in-the-club services in North America? I ask this question, or a version of it, from time to time here and at other boards, to try to keep my finger on the pulse, so to speak. I might some day actually engage in one or another of these Monger's Strip Club Fantasy trips.

Your suggestions?