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How to Make your Strip Club Dollar Go Farther

Feds: Man passed fake $20 bills at strip club By April Bethea [email protected] Posted: Thursday, Dec. 15, 2011 Federal prosecutors allege a man made fake $10 and $20 bills, and spent two of the bills at a Charlotte strip club. In an indictment filed Wednesday,…

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CONSECUTIVE DANCES

what the most consecutive dances that you ever gotten from the same girl. mine would be 4. I was at Oasis in Atl yesterday and there was this one stripper who danced for the…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Visited here with a few friends...

Visited here with a few friends from work. Got there around midnight on a Saturday.The club is a upscale, but i think a bit rundown. I know some people have commented on the neighborhood, but…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This place is very busy on...

This place is very busy on its famed "$100 1/2 hr Thurs. This place gets really busy around 9. Here's a partial breakdown: Gina: a young, latina with a decent body and face.…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Well, its been awhile since Ive...

Well, its been awhile since Ive had the funds to kick it at any club long enuff to really get the feel of what is really goin on. I was on my way to do…

Full Moon Bar and Grill

Damascus, Oregon

I arrived and slowly drank half...

I arrived and slowly drank half my beer (25 mins) before one of the two dancers decided to get up on stage and dance. She made some comment about how they were not sure…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

This place is amazing. I was...

This place is amazing. I was in LA for 2 weeks, and I loved this place that I went to it more about 6 times. Most dancers are hot. Those who are not very hot make…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

I recently visited ShowGirl Video for...

I recently visited ShowGirl Video for the first time just to check it out, when I got out of my car I was kinda ify if I should go in or not because the outside…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

The second time I visited it...

The second time I visited it was very crowded with at least 3 dozen people waiting to get through the door. Usually this is not the case. The girls there are alright, I'm not aware…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Arguably the best club in the...

Arguably the best club in the STL area. (toss up between it and Penthouse in Sauget) Drinks can tend to be a bit pricey, but there are at a minimum 4 fairly attractive girls on…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Stopped by during Happy Hour (dances...

Stopped by during Happy Hour (dances are $10). My last visit was before Thanksgiving and come to find out, rules changed. First, the DJ both moved from next to the regular lap dance room to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

club was packed full. had...

club was packed full. had to sit at bar. lots of girls but few above a 5 or 6. dancers here love their tats and piercings. variety of girls (ethnic and body…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

The club is is easy to...

The club is is easy to locate on the corner between two diners and have some parking. Went on a Thursday late evening, not very crowded. No cover. the bouncer who works twice a week…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Stopped by here after leaving Goldfingers...

Stopped by here after leaving Goldfingers (left a review for that place also). Arrived and noticed some changes. I had not visited PP2 since April. The seating had changed, a large circular booth had been…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went there on a friday and...

Went there on a friday and the club had more dancers than I have ever seen. There are almost a 1:1 ratio of dancers and customers. I just couldn't remember their names at all. Had…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Skeeeevy! That's the overall feel for...

Skeeeevy! That's the overall feel for a place that's dirty and girls who have virtual tire tracks across them. Always the optimist, I tried one more time to find a way to stomach this place…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

All's good at Playhouse. Confirmed after...

All's good at Playhouse. Confirmed after dances with two different fave's that almost nothing's changed as far as the enthusiastic offerings. No one seemed to be holding back from what's been there in the last…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Decided to stop back after hearing...

Decided to stop back after hearing that 1 of my Fav dancer was back. Walking in I found her sitting at the bar(blonde curly hair). No dancers on stage but then there were no customers.…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I got there early - around...

I got there early - around noon, just after the club opened. One girl was coming out of the private lap dance room with a customer and one girl was on stage. There…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Everything you want from a club...

Everything you want from a club is here at Solid Gold. Beautiful women, top-notch physical club, even hot women doing arobatics! Btw, the arobatic ladies are not strippers -they are circus pros and don't…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times thinking that it will get better every time. It hasn't. I've heard good things about a dancer named Erotica, but I have yet to meet her. A lot of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

There seemed to be a lower...

There seemed to be a lower quality overall of dancers this time. I've come here in the past after a meeting and it was alright, hence my second trip here. It is a huge club…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

You've got to love the seediness...

You've got to love the seediness of this place; it's what a strip club is all about. You seldom see 8's, 9's or 10's, but what you do get are girls that are willing…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Returned to T's lounge last Tuesday...

Returned to T's lounge last Tuesday around 6:00 p.m. I thought it would give me an opportunity to catch both the day and night shift. They have feature entertainers (usually porn stars -…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Stockton is a small town so...

Stockton is a small town so this is a great club to stop in for a couple of cold beers and check out the ladies. It has a full bar, couple TVs if u wanna…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

For the most part the previous...

For the most part the previous reviews are accurate. Just beware of two dancers who work together... Lala and Shay. They are pure bait and switch bullshit artists. Conversation after entering the room: Them:…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Imperial Showgirls has quickly become my...

Imperial Showgirls has quickly become my go-to club to visit when i get the instant availability to sneak out away from the wife and relax for a few hours, without having to worry about traffic…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Had to visit during the annual...

Had to visit during the annual Christmas party. Saw Shadowcat leaving as I was coming in. I guess he couldn't handle the crowds and I'm not sure I can either. It was 3 or 4…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I really enjoyed myself here. The...

I really enjoyed myself here. The girls are great and friendly. The lap dances are okay, but 30.00 bucks is pricey when u only get about a 5-10 min dance. I have been several times…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

First time here. Visited on...

First time here. Visited on the way down I-81 on a long drive from Binghamton to Richmond. Got there around 7:30 and the place had just opened, I think. Cover was about…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

Overall: Went last Friday around lunch time....

Overall: Went last Friday around lunch time. I hadn't been there for several months. Had a few customers and several dancers. The quality varied greatly. A couple looked fantastic some average and one that didn't…

103rd St. Gentlemen's club

Jacksonville, Florida

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times before during the day, but my last visit was on a Monday evening. Cover charge was 3.00 and drinks here are fairly expensive. I stick with…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped here on a visit to...

Stopped here on a visit to PHX. It really is a very run down place in a shady part of town. The girls dance three songs on stage to music from…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

If you like value for your...

If you like value for your buck, don’t mind sexy Hispanic mamis who can hardly speak any English, and prefer BYOB to save cash for dances, this is a great place to go. The…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Talita my main squeeze is the...

Talita my main squeeze is the best at the Playhouse!!! She kicks them all with the best lap dance ever!! I didn't see her last time but my baby found me this time quick for…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Lipstixx tries to bill itself as...

Lipstixx tries to bill itself as a sports bar type of strip club, but utterly fails. The place has little in the way of decor and only four flat screen televisions. The club was dirty.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Class establishment. Other reviewers are correct,...

Class establishment. Other reviewers are correct, the girls are friendly, they can and will sit down and chat, and there's no pushing of overpriced drinks. Is a pasties bar, the girls are painted, not completely…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Can't remember if I'd ever been...

Can't remember if I'd ever been in here before, it's been over a year since this place has been reviewed, so here goes. Beautiful club. Beautiful dancers! Two dancers, one named Scotty and another dark-skinned…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went to Scores Mansion on...

I went to Scores Mansion on a Wednesday night. The inside of the club was very nice but kind of narrow. It had the feel of an antebellum mansion. The main stage is just past…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Well, this was my third time...

Well, this was my third time here. Thought I would do something different than my norm. I got the 2 for 1 couch dance ($40) from a girl and asked her about the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I made it over to the...

I made it over to the Playhouse for the first time post crackdown. This club is always busy Fridays but I enjoy the more attractive girls than other small clubs. I must have arrived at…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Very nice club, sexy girls, super...

Very nice club, sexy girls, super nice girls and other people working there. I went there on the night they did the all nude pillow fight and it was by far the best thing i…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Walked in to a $8 dollar...

Walked in to a $8 dollar cover on a Thursday. Much rather pay the $10 at Hollywood for experience we had at Kitty's. Walking in this place smelled worse than a football locker room.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This is my 2nd time at...

This is my 2nd time at this time. Decided to go check out the place at around after midnite. Club wasn't too busy but just enough to be a good nite of fun. There…

Club Coyote

De Soto, Illinois

This is a club worth visiting....

This is a club worth visiting. I have been here on multiple occasions and I am never disappointed. The quality of the dancers varies but they are cute and mostly very friendly. Expect to be…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

My girlfriend joined me for a...

My girlfriend joined me for a business trip in Dallas and, at my coworkers' suggestion, we went here on our last night. To be honest, I'm not much of a strip club vet -…

Silk Stockings

Southampton Township, Pennsylvania

I'm from around the Towson, MD...

I'm from around the Towson, MD area and am used to frequenting clubs with my husband in the Baltimore area. We've generally had good luck finding, meeting and hooking up with some great girls.…

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Strip club offers free lap dances for toy donations

A strip club in Chicago has offered free lap dances to patrons who donate Christmas presents to disadvantaged children. The city's Admiral Theatre has relaunched its 'Lap Dances For The Needy' initiative, in which complimentary performances will be given in…

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Online Dish: Oh Lord! A Strip Club Church

A Pastor wants to spend almost $800,000 "washing away" the sins of a West Virginia strip club and transform it into a church. Come and wash away your sins from the night before. A West Virginia preacher wants to turn a…

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Deja Vu club closing in Clermont (Cincinnati)

UNION TWP. - Deja Vu won't see 2012. The strip club, whose dancers and managers faced criminal offenses after a June 2010 raid, will close by Dec. 31, prosecutors say, as part of a plea deal reached in Clermont County Municipal…

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Penthouse Magazine Selects 2012 Pet of the Year

NEW YORK—It's official: Penthouse magazine has chosen Jenna Rose to serve as Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2012. Jenna Rose graces the cover and her all-new Pet of the Year pictorial is featured in the January 2012 issue of…

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Feds: Man passed fake $20 bills at strip club

Federal prosecutors allege a man made fake $10 and $20 bills, and spent two of the bills at a Charlotte strip club. In an indictment filed Wednesday, authorities allege Derrick Moore made the fake bills in August and then passed two…

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Indictment against stripper-turned soccer mom dismissed

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- A judge in Anchorage has dismissed a murder indictment against Mechele Linehan, who was accused of conspiring to kill her former fiance. Linehan, a former Anchorage stripper who eventually settled in Olympia was convicted in 2007 of…

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OT: Browser Dysfunction Syndrome (BDS -- Not Covered by Obamacare)

What causes the annoyance of one's active browser window deactivating? In the middle of typing my window becomes inactive and what I thought I was typing isn't displayed... The problem seems to go away after a reboot…

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Whats the awesomenest place/time you've every had sex with a stripper?

OK, three TRUE stories. 1) On new years '07-'08 my wife (X) was strippin in the Clubhouse and I went in to party. At a bit before the gong I persuade her to come in the cheap VIP "dance room" and…

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So, then she set her tits on fire.

I was in Atlanta with some buddies and we were hopping strip clubs. We ended up (I think) at Gold Rush last, where they had a "feature performer" (porn star, I guess) who was this tiny Asian girl with big…

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Tia Ling

Tia Ling will be at my favorite club tonight and I'm wondering if it might be worth it to go the owner gave me a free pass for tonight and I can bring 2 friends with me the pass says…

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When did strippers become prostitues?

I haven't been in a club in 20 years and was surprised at the change. In the past, there was a separation between the customer and the girls. Now, as soon as you sit down, you're getting propositioned…

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Christmas

It's almost here again, a time to reflect on the joys and sorrows of life. The fortunate of us have our family with us to enjoy that day. I wish one and all here a very merry Christmas and a…

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what was your best year strip clubbing ???

Mine was 2008.......it was before my job change and a fuckin pay cut......I made it rain every week ! Best year ever 4 me clubbing !

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

this used to be circes fromthe...

this used to be circes fromthe 1990's. man that was a great place. it had russian girls with high octane action. now zoom onto the present and this piece of shit of a club is…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Have made a few trips to...

Have made a few trips to PP while I have been passing through Columbia over the past few months. It is by far the best club in town. None of the girls are…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Had some time to kill so...

Had some time to kill so I decided to stop by for a drink and had a great time. I got there shortly after 2pm, and was pleasantly surprised to find 6 or 7…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

wow! I didn't expect the...

wow! I didn't expect the quality of women to be so high. I arrived at 6:15 and stayed 4 hours! had dinner and tipped the very attractive women at the main stage.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Decided to give the NJ scene...

Decided to give the NJ scene another try on a business trip. Most clubs I've been to in NJ were total dives but Delilah's Den was actually pretty impressive. Outside is well lit with plenty…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Wow! What a great SC. We...

Wow! What a great SC. We arrived around 10pm after an afternoon of work. We paid our admin fee to the hottest blonde I've ever seen. We rubber-necked our way into the club and to…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Best experience I've had in a...

Best experience I've had in a long time. Only had an hour between meetings- dancers were coming over immediately to offer dances. One would finish and the next one would start. There were other patrons…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Stopped by on my drive to...

Stopped by on my drive to the desert. Nice club inside, although the area is a bit rough. REALLY tough to get to due to construction on the freeway off ramp. Once…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

First kind of disappointing visit to...

First kind of disappointing visit to Players, perhaps because I had been so looking forward to it for several months. Very few dancers I knew were on shift: Chloe, Mykaela, Kareena, were really the only…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Couldn't resist stopping by the Washington...

Couldn't resist stopping by the Washington Park strip club scene. For those not familiar with the area (stay close to the clubs that are close to the Interstate)... It gets ghetto when you visit…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

I had the best time sat...

I had the best time sat with Bambi. She is so nice and has the hottest body there!!!!!! we had a great time in the hot tub. The staff were friendly..however most of the girls…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Been there a couple times recently...

Been there a couple times recently after having been out of town for an extended period. I believe this club has really gone downhill. The dancers were ok but none really were knockouts. They charge…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

It is a very neighborly place....

It is a very neighborly place. A good place to hang out, have a drink, maybe watch a game, and talk and watch some attractive girls. It wasn't very crowded on a Wed night. Most…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

In all fairness, I will say...

In all fairness, I will say that it would be necessary to visit this club at a busier time in order to give it a completely fair review. That being said, it did…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Returned to club after an absence...

Returned to club after an absence simply because it is open at 1130am during the weekdays. The bar help was far more attentive and pleasant to talk to. The bar tender was not yet…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I have written several reviews on...

I have written several reviews on the club before and after the change in ownership and want to clarify and update....first, the club is NOT in an industrial park or a low class seedy area,…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

So, this is my third trip...

So, this is my third trip to HB. This trip I was not at all impressed. I quess it being a Wednesday evening, none of my regulars were there and it was real slow. Most…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I had an excellent time with...

I had an excellent time with a dancer named Al---. She was blonde with big tits and a nice big round booty. I came in the club and sat down. I watched…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

After a non-visit at The Discotheque...

After a non-visit at The Discotheque Lounge across the street, I stopped in here. At least there were people when they are open. Small club with the bar right next to the stage. Also had…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to the Oasis after...

I went to the Oasis after a many year hiatus for me and was pleasantly surprised at what I found. The club is not the swankiest one in Atlanta, but it is nice enough. Being…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

If this club was located anywhere...

If this club was located anywhere else it would be considered a must attend. The neighborhood is safe, but strange in that its in a residential neighborhood of 3 deckers. Few strip clubs…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Decided to stop in on a...

Decided to stop in on a lark and was pleasantly surprised. From the outside, this club looks pretty sketchy - it's about an 18' wide spot between two grey industrial looking buildings with a liquor store…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

On my way home from the...

On my way home from the airport and thought I would do a strip club tour beginning with The Diamond Club. Arrived around 1:00 PM and there were about 8 girls there ranging from…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Doll House was my second stop...

Doll House was my second stop on my stip club tour from the airport to my home. Arrived around 3:00 PM and there were about 6 cars in the parking lot, about 4 dancers,…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived at Flashers around 6:30 and...

Arrived at Flashers around 6:30 and paid my $5 parking fee and $10 entrance fee. Need to remember to get there earlier so I avoid the entrance fee. Physically the club is run…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Still probably the best value in...

Still probably the best value in Lexington now that Diva's has dried back up. Had a good run there but the only reliable great dance in Diva's is Whitley and that has paled after…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

It's been over 2 years since...

It's been over 2 years since my last visit to Mario's. I haven't visited many clubs in the meantime, but Mario's was always one of my favorites. I had casually followed the reviews…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went there on a sat with...

Went there on a sat with my girlfriend. Club is couple friendly. Lots of girls on that day, at least 15-20. lots of hot ones 8-9's. There was a variety white/spanish/black girls. Club is large…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went to Christie's Cabaret with some...

Went to Christie's Cabaret with some friends while waiting on a late flight out of Greensboro so it was an early evening. I suppose all of North Carolina is the same way but you have…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Rolled into the small pink hi-liter...

Rolled into the small pink hi-liter on a Wednesday afternoon. Again it was a smaller than expected crowd and of course I was greeted and seated by the ever courteous door man. It is such…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I love coming to Centerfolds when...

I love coming to Centerfolds when I take business trips to CT. But the dancers at this place are getting way too pushy. I was already frustrated by the high cost of drinks and…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Went in right before midnight. ...

Went in right before midnight. Club had a great selection of twenty somethings mostly white some black no asians or latinos tonight but usually have a few. Most of the girls were 8+…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Stopped in on a Sat...

Stopped in on a Sat night around 9 pm. Ive been here many times, and it was pretty slow for a Sat. Seems to me there are not as many really hot girls as…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

HipHugger has a reputation, and that's...

HipHugger has a reputation, and that's why I go. It never disappoints. I arrived around 1:30 on a Tuesday afternoon, and hoped that the club would be kind of dead, and I could get…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by synn, also known as...

Stopped by synn, also known as spinner heaven. Most girls here are young and hot. Dances are 3 for 1 for $40 dollars. My only complaints are the constant drink hustle and the overpriced VIP…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesdays, 2-4-1 $25 topless high two-way...

Tuesdays, 2-4-1 $25 topless high two-way contact lap dances from beautiful dancers. Biggest "change" in recent times - they are advertising in the local alternative mythical bird weekly adult section again, at least for the holidays. The…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black,...

Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black, and ima tell you about my experience. First of all, you can easily miss this place as because it has no sign, and it doesn't even look like a…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Showed up at 11am got told...

Showed up at 11am got told it open at 12pm so for all u early birds its 12pm k lol.....admission was free.....got a cold one $4 and a free buffet !......when it first open 3…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Was with a buddy we decided...

Was with a buddy we decided to hit the block and started at CP. Walked in there was 2 other guys at the bar and about 5 dancers. In past visits this use…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

We had a bad experience at...

We had a bad experience at another club and was heading back to the hotel when my buddy said let’s give the Circus a try. Against my better judgment I agreed for one beer.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went down to HK again this...

Went down to HK again this afternoon. The place is always GREAT! I really like how they opened up the new Miami Bar. Its expensive to get in there, but the place…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I've only gone on fri or...

I've only gone on fri or sat nights. Venue is top notch compared to the others in the area. $15 entry + you must buy 1 drink inside. Drink hustle is low…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here with high hopes,...

I went here with high hopes, secondary to reviews on this site, and maybe I was just expecting too much, because I'm just not seeing it. The place was pretty small, drinks were cheap compared…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Thought about going to the Cannonball...

Thought about going to the Cannonball again, but I thought I would try the Invader this time. I had never been here in the evening (only other visit was an afternoon). Very dark in here,…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Pushy, pushy, pushy... If you want lots...

Pushy, pushy, pushy... If you want lots of attention, you'll get it, from dancers and from the bartender or a walking dragoon as soon as a dancer sits beside you. Offering $25 drink for the lady.…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I've tried a few times, but...

I've tried a few times, but just cannot figure out a way to enjoy this club. Nice enough building, and I like the fact that the music is not too loud that you can't…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

It has been around a year...

It has been around a year since I was at this club but I remember it being better than expected. There quite a few girls working, and most were quite nice looking. The seating was…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not sure if there was something...

Not sure if there was something going the day I went, but there was no nudity at this club. Dancers were on stage in bikinis/lingerie but no stripping. Since I went to see some titties,…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

went on a thursday night so...

went on a thursday night so only a couple of dancers that never actually danced but they were friendly kinda pushy on the $22 drinks but thats expected. Have private shows starting at $33…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Despite the small venue, I love...

Despite the small venue, I love going here. The girls are hot, they're not pushy, and they're quite fun in the VIP! Drink hustle is strong but its really the least you can…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Club is pretty descent. The girls...

Club is pretty descent. The girls were very attractive but not to talkative. They were very eager to get dances (also very quick to tell you about the dance specials). Club can be crowded at…

Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Rockford, Illinois

I don't see a reason for...

I don't see a reason for the negative reviews below. i stopped in on a thursday evening and was thoroughly surprised at how nice a club it was given it's location. almost all of the…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Of all the clubs in austin...

Of all the clubs in austin I'd say perfect 10 is the best overall. Plenty of waitresses and most of them very friendly, very solid percentage of hot dancers and pretty nice management. Some dancers…

Thee Officer's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Officer's Club in Atlantic Beach! I visited...

Officer's Club in Atlantic Beach! I visited Mayport for a few days and thought I would stop in the Officer's Club to take a quick peek, OMG (WTF) is wrong with this area. 1st I walked…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

The strip club, whose dancers and...

The strip club, whose dancers and managers faced criminal offenses after a June 2010 raid, will close by Dec. 31, prosecutors say, as part of a plea deal reached in Clermont County Municipal Court on…

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PS RCG in the Club?

Anyone pull this off? I am thinking about it for my next Toronto visit, but am somewhat hesitant for some mischievous soul may record it on his smartphone and upload it to the world wide web.

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More Venting: Stripper Ignorance

Guys have vented about strippers' tattoos and poor English, and now I want to vent about strippers' ignorance. I was telling a dancer about my trip to Paris and I mentioned seeing the tomb of Napoleon. "Who's Napoleon?" she…

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I wonder if this company is hiring?

Two AutoNation Employees Fired for Refusing to go to Strip Club New York 12/14/2011 05:24 PM GMT (TransWorldNews) sexual-harassment.org Recent Submissions Two AutoNation Employees Fired for Refusing to go to Strip Club Student Files Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Professor and Prominent Artist Chinese Student Faces…

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Shoe Shines & Lap Grinds - or how to never leave a girl waiting

I don't think I told this story. There's only one club in town with a shoe shine booth (for the youth, it's a high chair you sit in while a gentleman shines your shoes). I've never seen it in use. So,…

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What is worse than getting short changed by an escort?

A 74-year-old Milwaukee man called police to report a theft of $50 after two women failed to give him $50 back in change for "escort services" he received at an Oak Creek hotel Monday. According to the police report: The…

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Best laps in Denver?

Going on a guys trip to Denver, wondering which clubs to hit up. Any recs?

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Now that's my kind of Dad!

http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-arrested-hiring-wedding-strippers-021308699.html Its nice to see that American-style cultural enlightenment has found its way to communist China. It suggests that totalitarianism can be undermined one lap dance at a time . . .

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What % of your paycheck goes 2 strip clubbing ?

I use 25% of my paychecks.....all overtime and 50% income tax.....what's your % ?

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Hotlist... for user names???

TUSCL already has a hotlist feature for each user's favorite clubs. Would anyone else find it valuable to also have a hotlist feature to maintain a list of our favorite users on here? (Kind of like the opposite…

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Shots fired into crowd outside Gastonia[NC] strip club.

December 13, 2011 8:54 AM A Gastonia man faces three counts of attempted murder after gun shots rang out early Tuesday morning at a Gastonia strip club, according to arrest warrants. Security at Leather & Lace tossed Andrew Wayne Hullender, 22,…

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fake titties

lately have had several dancers that seem to be really proud of their fake tits, even to the point of bragging about how much they cost. info I don't really care to know. the only thing that I…

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Crime doesn't pay?

Strippers entertain drug kingpins in Florida Prisons: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/11/strippers-pose-as-legal-assistants-at-maximum-security-prison/1?csp=obnetwork

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The "I Have No Rules" Sales Pitch

Sound too good to be true? What's the best response: "You may have no rules but what about the club?" or "How many guys has the VIP bouncer thrown out this month?" Or, "Hmmmmm....... I don't know if I can afford…

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An Homage to Carnac the Magnificent

For our older ladies and gentlemen. "I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch…

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Shadowcat Appreciation!

HERO-a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities. When I see this word, I think of some of the people I've looked up to over the years: Olympic gold medalist and accomplished Pro. wrestler…

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lap dances for toys.

Lap Dances For the Needy? Chicago Strip Club Starts XXXMas Toy Drive The holiday season is a time for giving, and apparently, getting lap dances. A Chicago strip club, The Admiral Theater, is giving away free lap dances for anyone…

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Pick up a hitchhiking stripper??

I was leaving one club at around 11pm Sunday night. As I pass another club (which is a nice club), I saw a girl on the right lane sticking her thumb up. She was literally on the road,…

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Vegas Rhino Dancers

Who are some of the best dancers you have met at the Vegas Rhino? I have always had a lot of fun with Cosmo & Stylez, Cream, Bambi and a girl named Dazzine. I recommend all of them very, very…

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Vegas - Sapphire vs. Rhino

I need some info on Sapphire in Vegas. I am a regular at the Rhino but my last few trips have been pretty uneventful. I know Rhino can be a bit expensive but I have always found the girls to…

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So Hilarious That I Had To Share

Coming into the office shack to read my favourite newspaper online I stumbled across this hilarious link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/40855 For more info here is the newspaper's web address: http://www.theglobeandmail.com

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Baton Rouge War On Hookers

I was checking in at a Crowne Plaza the other night. Meanwhile, a creepy looking guy comes walking into the lobby looking around curiously. He walks through and heads towards the elevators. The women at the desk yells at him…

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OT: SeekingArrangement

For those of you who might have used this service, or another like it, what is your opinion of the women available there? Note that I'm not interested in the level or detail of the service you got, but instead am…

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men seeking men : ))

So I'm feeling queer today and I've got a good $476.83 by a show of hands which one of you would give me a dance ? Alos what "kind" of dance would it be ??

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Dancers using TUSCL

Just a "show of hands" if you will, if you are a dancer that uses TUSCL. Please post a comment stating when/where you regularly dance, how long you've been in the biz, your preferred stage name, and why you joined…

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It's Utah, what do you expect?

Utah is Utah, if you want more, go to Las Vegas, it's not far away! I was born and raised in Utah, so I know the routine. You have your clubs that are nude, with no alcohol, and you have…

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Club Rules for Dancers

Although I'm up in years, I've only recently become a PL, and I'm enjoying it quite a bit. The other day I was at Flight Club in Detroit, and the dancer I was chatting with, B, said a…

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which club to work at?how to make that decision?

well let me just start by saying im totally new to this.i literally stepped foot in my first strip club last week.to be honest,i have always been interested in them.I think that the idea of getting to be yourself,getting to…

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Girls, You can make $10,000 a Night as a Stripper

Girls, you can make $10,000 a night as a stripper. It's got to be true. It's in the New York Post. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/shaking_that_moneymaker_for_grand_dlpAy7TnSbcfag4SSunlRN/0

JUST BREATHE

<p> Life can be a dream that reaches out to the ends of the earth. It is like a never ending ocean, a wave that travels across all time. A wave that is full of turmoil ready to explode on distant shore in distant lands.<br /> <br /> Time stands still for a moment when the wave crashes with great force all of the nightmares are crushed and disappear on to the rocks &amp; then washed away to never return.<br /> <br /> The waves of life begin to recede back into the sea &amp; now I can just breathe, just breathe.<br /> <br /> Just breathe &amp; know that life will find its way to clear your mind to sooth your soul, to touch your spirit.…

THE RAGING SEA

<p> It was a dark night and the ship was rocking furiously as the waves crashed against it. The crew was frantically running about. They were trying to hold on &amp; control the sails to keep them from being torn away.<br /> <br /> The only light they had came from the moon so high above. The storm clouds threatened to snuff the light out, but somehow it managed to shine down on them giving them a small ray of hope despite the storm.<br /> <br /> The ship was battered and The crew was beyond exhaustion. Their bodies ached with great pain. There minds were filled with confusion &amp; fear. Would they survive the night? Or was this the end of there lives?<br /> <br…

My Top Three Annoying Stripper Types

<p> Let me just preface this by saying that I have not recently had a bad experience at a club. Rather, these are an accumulation of random, yet recurring, instances over time. Also, I realize I only have three, but in the interest of brevity, I decided to only use the top three in my book. In no particular order:<br /> <br /> 1.) The stripper who talks your ear off during the dance like you are not at a strip club paying for her time. I know everyone has had a dance like that. She asks you if you would like a dance. You say &#39;yes&#39;, and pay her $20. She then proceeds to half air dance or just sit in your…

Strippers who rip off customers

<p> Over the course of five days there have been two articles regarding customers who refuse to pay for dances. I maintained when commenting on both, that I have never done that, nor have i ever witnessed it. That doesn&#39;t mean that it doesn&#39;t happen. I understand this. But, what about the other side of the coin? What about strippers who screw guys over?<br /> <br /> This has happened to me twice out of 50+ (maybe 100+ dances), so I cannot really say I am a disgruntled customer. I am pretty non-confrentational so I let these things roll off my back. But that doesn&#39;t mean that it hasn&#39;t created a good number of disgruntled customers. I am merely defending the guys who…

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motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn

motorhead vented about tats. My vent is about lousy English. I hear the most appalling English from dancers in SCs and there is a pile of English dreck here on tuscl as well. I educated myself by reading and now,…

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Unpublished Stories

For some reason the people that review articals before they publish them on this sight have denied the other 5 stories I have sent in to be published. I guess they are not sexy enough. So I guess I…

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Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'. The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat…

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choosing my name..need some ideas plz

ok.so im brand new at this.literally stepped foot in my first club to fill out my application last week.so heres the thing,,what name do i go by?i have so many ideas but not sure where to go with it.heres my…

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Vegas. Lunch specials? Clubs with food?

I'm looking for info on the clubs in Vegas that serve food. Anything decent? Also, anyone have any info on lunch specials? I heard there is a good one at Treasures. Finally, besides the clubs, are there any "hooters alternative"…

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I need to vent..... No need to respond

Ok, I'm sitting in the club last night waiting for my ATF and watching the girls on stage. Are there any goddamn dancers out there anymore who aren't all inked up. We've had numerous discussions on tattoos so no…

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Speaking of dread diseases

Replying to a thread a few minutes ago got me to thinking. Do you know of any club patron who got AIDS from a dancer. I haven't, but the thought of it makes me wonder. I know that dancers are…

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Stay away from this club.

A friend of mine just got back from a biz trip from AZ. While in AZ he went to the great alaskan bush company sc. he told me about the club the girls. He also told me about the otc…

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What's the furthest you ever had a dancer travel to keep your business?

Only twice, but when I moved, I got two dancers to start working at the club 3 miles from my house. For one it meant driving another 20 miles

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N.J. man dies from penis enhancing injection

As if the butt injection story wasn't bad enough... Authorities have filed homicide charges against a woman after she allegedly administered a silicone injection into the penis of a 22-year-old man, who suffered a fatal blood clot. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/12/penis_enhancement_death.html What the hell is wrong…

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This Struck Me As Hilarious

Catching up on reading old reviews I noticed the address of The Penthouse Club in Philadelphia. That club is on Castor Ave. Seeing that, I split my gut with laughter. Castor is the French word for 'beaver'. The thought of…

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More Stripper Code Names and Strip Club Acronyms Deciphered

Not all of these necessarily apply to the club I'm at now, I kinda put them together from my overall experience working at 6 different clubs in the past 15 years or so. Please keep in mind if you read them…

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I Wonder if I would Get Off this Easy

No charges after strip club incident http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70181.html