Whats the awesomenest place/time you've every had sex with a stripper?
OK, three TRUE stories.1) On new years '07-'08 my wife (X) was strippin in the Clubhouse and I went in to party. At a bit before the gong I persuade her to come in the cheap VIP "dance room" and give me a freebie dance. We're both drunk and horny. Dr. Rock announces 5 minutes or whatever to go. She begins a strip nude, then a grind. 3 minutes to go. She climbs up on the chair arms and plants her neked twat on my face. I begin suckin and lickin it. Soon she was going crazy and as Rock says 5,4,3,2,..just then she comes, lovely juices all over my face, rite at the bell. What a cool way to bring in the new year!
2) Another time, maybe around 2003, we went to the old Fare Club on Greenville ave. After hanging out a bunch drunk, as custys, gettin some laps from the strippers, we exit. Out rite in front of the main entrance, she lays back on our bike, pulls up her microskirt, and says "eat me." I do, and all the valet dudes and some custys, are staring. Then im ready, she spreads on the seat, and I stand there and fuck her. The valet guys are cheering me on as I shoot a nice load up my stripper wife. We weave home. That was memorable!
3) Just this summer, 2011, I go into Stateline Showgirls to watch my new stripper wife dance. Its a dead sunday and shes bored. I beg for my promised free lap dances. We go down in the pit and she gives me a two for $20. Im excited, having never been in their VIP room. I pay the DJ the clubs $60 fee and we go in. She'd told me for months how she fucks guys every nite in here and I can't wait to try. She begins with a grind then I take out my boy. She mounts me and slids it in. Minutes later she says, "Fuck me bent over." and stands up, bends over the couch, and takes it up her neked snatch. I'm so nervous a manager mite see us, I quickly blow my load in her. As it slides out she looks and says, "Theres no napkins tonite." (Usually the waitress puts a stack in there to clean the messes.) Then she squats down on the carpet and lets it all flow out of her. Yuk! I bitch, "Who's gonna clean that? Look what you did to their carpet!" We sheepishly exit, she heads to the dressing room to clean up for the next cock. I cower in embarrassment since all the staff thinks I'm her uncle. Cool! I fucked my first stripper in the VIP!
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Next BS!
And you are full of shot too btw.
Why, oh why, do people bother to come to a place liek this and post nonsense?
That's when things *really* took off...
Got to be proud of a wife that fucks other guys every night and that you have to beg for "free" lap dances.
Who let the 16 year old in tonight?
-doesn't sound like it was free
I'm surprised there isn't a story about some guy married to a stripper and he's fucking 3 girls in the same club his wife is working and then he's fucking her after she comes home and she doesn't have a clue. Or maybe change the story that she knows but doesn't care because she's getting revenge fucks with other guys every night.
I would be surprised in a VIP/LD area if anyone DIDN'T know what we were doing!
"my wifes the number one dancer in her club, my X (bitch) was the number one at another. why do i keep doing this?"
Someone send a paramedic to his house. There is a serious problem.
I met this girl from a lapdance but later got to know her at the gym and dated her awhile. So I don't know if it counts.