So, then she set her tits on fire.

I was in Atlanta with some buddies and we were hopping strip clubs. We ended up (I think) at Gold Rush last, where they had a "feature performer" (porn star, I guess) who was this tiny Asian girl with big fake tits.

Now, I hardly ever give a shit about these "feature" girls as they are normally fake and usually not too attractive, either. I didn't like this one, either, but let me tell you about her 'act'.


She gets up on stage and the DJ is talking her up, etc. She does a few struts and and some pole swings.. not really paying a lot of attention. I had one of those attractive, but a bit used girls in my lap telling about how she has three kids and is only here for the money, etc... I am planning an escape and not realy watching the "feature" girl, despite all the DJ yelling "make some noissssss".

About 10 minutes into her act, the feature girl begins covering herself with shaving cream or whipped cream, from a can. I start wondering if she is going to go take a shower in this off-stage shower booth this club had.. which never got used, that I could tell.

So, this girl has covered her enormous fake tits with this white foam shit, and then... SETS FIRE TO HER CHEST. She struts around with her tits on fire for about 5-6 seconds, then snuffs it out. People were like WTF was that? So she did it again... big applause.


now, that's a neat trick, but there was *nothing* sexy or attractive about this girl's performance at all.. I felt like I had gone to the circus. My buddies were of the same opinion, except one, who was getting wasted and kept yelling, "she set her tits on fire! did you see that shit?"



so... um. Anyone else ever seen this "trick"? I haven't seen it since, and I'm not sure about the club, but I think it was Goldrush in Atlanta.