So, then she set her tits on fire.
I was in Atlanta with some buddies and we were hopping strip clubs. We ended up (I think) at Gold Rush last, where they had a "feature performer" (porn star, I guess) who was this tiny Asian girl with big fake tits.
Now, I hardly ever give a shit about these "feature" girls as they are normally fake and usually not too attractive, either. I didn't like this one, either, but let me tell you about her 'act'.
She gets up on stage and the DJ is talking her up, etc. She does a few struts and and some pole swings.. not really paying a lot of attention. I had one of those attractive, but a bit used girls in my lap telling about how she has three kids and is only here for the money, etc... I am planning an escape and not realy watching the "feature" girl, despite all the DJ yelling "make some noissssss".
About 10 minutes into her act, the feature girl begins covering herself with shaving cream or whipped cream, from a can. I start wondering if she is going to go take a shower in this off-stage shower booth this club had.. which never got used, that I could tell.
So, this girl has covered her enormous fake tits with this white foam shit, and then... SETS FIRE TO HER CHEST. She struts around with her tits on fire for about 5-6 seconds, then snuffs it out. People were like WTF was that? So she did it again... big applause.
now, that's a neat trick, but there was nothing sexy or attractive about this girl's performance at all.. I felt like I had gone to the circus. My buddies were of the same opinion, except one, who was getting wasted and kept yelling, "she set her tits on fire! did you see that shit?"
so... um. Anyone else ever seen this "trick"? I haven't seen it since, and I'm not sure about the club, but I think it was Goldrush in Atlanta.
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last commentmeant to add, I assume this was some sort of Hollywood stunt cream, like I've seen people use on their hands, etc, for magic tricks or film shoots (saw Penn & Teller use something like this in Vegas this year)... just thought it was a bit odd she'd think to use it on her fake tits
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I guess she didn't go with the Kerosene implants
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There's one girl at a local club who does something similar. I've never seen her put it on her boobs, but I have seen her do it on that patch above her pussy and spread it around the stage.
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gatorfan FTW :)
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Closet I've seen is a dancer stick matches in her nipples and then light them.
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never seen that befor
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Belongs in a Circus, not a Strip Club!
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Not all about people setting themselves on fire. At one time or another, it generally backfires ... pun intended.
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I think I would check out where all the fire exits are located and start moving if the club was crowded. She could burn down the club trying to put her tits out if something went wrong. I remember true horror stories of fires getting started in clubs and hundreds of people dying unable to all get out in time.
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Saw a feature do that at Cadillac Lounge once. Was a tall blonde, though. It was interesting enough but I never went there for the stage show anyway.
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I'm with sharkhunter on this. Questionable thing to do in a crowded building.
Headline: Big Boobs Burn Building.
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I would agree with major flameage (not a gay reference), but a couple of matches, I don't see the problem.
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40 years ago I saw a stripper named Amber Haze set her beaver on fire. Pretty impressive.
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Wasn't there an old-time burlesque stripper named Blaze Starr?
She should have tried that
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I try FTW all the time
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a Fuck the What reference
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