Mitzi's Lounge
Closed
48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734

First time here. Visited on...

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nickontheroad
Dec 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

First time here. Visited on the way down I-81 on a long drive from Binghamton to Richmond. Got there around 7:30 and the place had just opened, I think. Cover was about $10. It's BYO. The restaurant next door will deliver both food and beverage, they said, but I was driving so stuck to the soda available at the bar. Peaches (buxom blond) and Arwen (skinny brunette) were both friendly and very pretty. Since the club doesn't serve food, you can smoke in there, and it was seriously smoky, which was a bummer. Got talked into a private dance. At $40/song and no contact, in an uncomfortable chair in a cold room, it was not even close to worth the money overall, even though Peaches sure was hot to see up close. Stick to tipping at the stage and enjoying the girls' company. The place is low key, friendly, close to the road, and the only such place in that part of Maryland I'm pretty sure. But it ain't the Taj Mahal.

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