The "I Have No Rules" Sales Pitch

15 comments

• joesparty

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  13 years ago

  Come on, CT. If I recall, you're more than familiar with Detroit, and you'll hear this pitch at Bogart's almost every time! But your point is well taken. Almost always too good to be true at most clubs--a setup for ultimate disappointment.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  My response has always been "convince me first".
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  put your money where your mouth is by proving it
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  It's a crap shoot. As others have noted, actions speak louder than words, so if those words are accompanied by moving your hands away and a "not out here, only in VIP" or some such, you might want to reconsider. On the other hand, of she lets your finger get wet, you probably, though by no means certainly, have at least a decent chance of follow through. YMMV, and you're the only one who can read her body language, so you'll ultimately have to be the one who makes the determination; we can only help so much.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  I say words to the effect of "Blow Me" and see what happens. :)
• inno123

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  13 years ago

  Bear in mind one of the reasons for the 'no rules' sales pitch is that it means that there was never a specific offer of sex for money.
• uscue13

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  13 years ago

  Shadow, never thought of that response. I can't remember any saying to me they have no rules, but I have had plenty that make you feel like a dance will go one way just to go the opposite. A few girls that will come sit by you can start tugging away while you're sitting at the table. Decide she must be wild and go get a dance to find out that her dances are as tame as can be. New version of the bait and switch.
• mjx01

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  13 years ago

  If it sounds too good to be true, it probablly is... However, if this was at one of art's favorite places in Canada, then you probably just cut right to 'how much?' Shadow, yeh that does sound like a good approach.
• 10inches

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  13 years ago

  closest I ever came to hearing that was one stripper who told me everything was available that did not require Mr Happy to come out for a visit. that seemed to be a very limiting rule but it was one of the best VIP experiences I've ever had. lots of ass play, titty sucking and finger in the kitty. first time I actually believed that a dancer had the big O while in VIP
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  I'll use the Missouri Test: SHOW ME! I've always preferred the "I have NO gag reflex" line to the "No Rules" line.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  Wouldnt if they have no rules mean at some point they had rules and now dont
• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  Thanks all for the responses.
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  I'm less surprised by what a dancer says and more surprised on occasion by what she does. I always hope the surprise is not bad. On a couple of occasions, dancers have grabbed my hands and put them where I never planned on putting them. If you're not familar with a club, it can make you wonder if you're in trouble. In one club one time a dancer grabbed my hands and put them on both her tits (while I was tipping her on stage). No one said anything to me. She told me the doctor said her breasts needed massaging. Meanwhile in another club, I was once told by a bouncer that I was on the verge of getting thrown out because I apparently leaned over the stage.
• brainiac

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  13 years ago

  I've always found that line to be similar in meaning to "There are no cameras" "The cameras don't work" "No one will stop by to check up on us" and the like. In other words, it's bait and switch.
• HonestT

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  13 years ago

  If she passes the finger test, she's telling the truth. lol. (meaning she lets your fingers touch her honeypot)