More Venting: Stripper Ignorance
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Guys have vented about strippers' tattoos and poor English, and now I want to vent about strippers' ignorance.
I was telling a dancer about my trip to Paris and I mentioned seeing the tomb of Napoleon. "Who's Napoleon?" she asked. I don't expect dancers to be history experts, but I think they should have at least heard of such a major figure in world history.
Once a dancer and I were talking about our ethnic backgrounds. I said I was a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. The girl did not know what "Anglo-Saxon" or "Protestant" meant.
I told my ATF one day about a book I was reading. She told me she had never read a book in her life. She sounded proud of the fact. I refrained from making a smart-ass remark like "It really shows", but I recall Mark Twain's comment that "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
Has anyone else encountered appalling examples of stripper ignorance?
I was telling a dancer about my trip to Paris and I mentioned seeing the tomb of Napoleon. "Who's Napoleon?" she asked. I don't expect dancers to be history experts, but I think they should have at least heard of such a major figure in world history.
Once a dancer and I were talking about our ethnic backgrounds. I said I was a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. The girl did not know what "Anglo-Saxon" or "Protestant" meant.
I told my ATF one day about a book I was reading. She told me she had never read a book in her life. She sounded proud of the fact. I refrained from making a smart-ass remark like "It really shows", but I recall Mark Twain's comment that "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
Has anyone else encountered appalling examples of stripper ignorance?
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But I agree, some are especially stupid.
Me: Business
Her: Oh ya? Whatcha do?
Me: (Lying) Porn
Her: REEEEEEALY!!! I've always wanted to meet someone in porn!
Me: Interested in getting into it? I'm a producer
Her: Oh I dunno. Would I have to do anal?
Me: Only if you want to get paid honey, only if you want to get paid.
It went on like this for awhile, but that was the best part.
Savvy dancers will read in order to keep the conversation going with their customers.
Before you relegate all strippers to the intellectual basement, maybe read the pink website. Some gifted and well spoken dancers post there. Be aware that some are very opinionated (probably in a way you won't like)but many are pretty nice!
That's certainly a TRUE remark.
I guess in the long run unless you want to marry &/or date one of these Dancers, any intelligence may be a blessing. Certainly there are those who are dumber than rocks & those who may be better educated than I am. And many in between those extremes. Most of the time as long as she KNOWS how to use her mouth &/or pussy, that will do for the short term.
That said, I am glad most of them do not vote (nor even have a clue how to much less who to).
All of them know that Obama is the President now. More than half know that Bush was before him. But in the year that I've playfully asked this question to my girls, only ONE knew that Bill Clinton was the President before Bush!!!
But anyhow, strippers and a lot of the younger generation are clueless. But a lot of the older generation aren't savvy with technology so Idk.
Welfare?!?
The best was the door girl at The Pantheon in Dearborn, MI. She had wandered away and guys were entering without paying cover, causing the DJ to say over the PA "Door girl to ... the door."
I remember I once met a dancer who claimed she had a college degree and seemed quite intelligent. She said something about how much more money actually listing figures that she could make working a few years as a dancer rather than starting off in her profession using her college degree. It would be nice to know if that approach worked out for her.
One dancer taught me a little bit of Spanish. She was from somewhere in South America. I met some charming girls from Hungary in a few clubs along with some eastern European countries and from Russia. It might depend on the subject you are talking about on how intelligent they appear. I usually don't try to get into intellectual conversations with dancers.
I probably would be surprised if a dancer never heard of Napoleon. I thought they taught history in High School or elementary school. I wouldn't be surprised if a dancer who may only be 21 or 23 or so couldn't immediately come up with the presidents before Bush. I myself forgot about Clinton and was thinking of the elder Bush. Now the appropriate question to ask a dancer might be, what was the name of the President of the US who claimed he had no sexual relations but was getting oral with Monica? Then I bet more people would remember the name.
Too many people don't understand that the "better life" in america requires utilizing the squishy gray matter between their ears. Getting OT... but too many people also feel that they are entitled to the "better life" without making any effort.
As for tigerfan3's test - How old are most dancers? 20-ish? Obama came into office when they were 17-ish, and Bush came into office when they were 9-ish. Unless they are from a politically oriented family, I wouldn't expect someone to remember who was President when they were in 3rd or 4th grade. Just because I can barely remember Nixon doesn't mean that I'm any better educated than anyone else! Why not just hold up an eight track cartridge, and ask them what it is?
Stiletto - What do technical skills have to do with being a functioning member of society? My father can use his cellphone, and a computer is something he doesn't even need(but wants to get), yet he can do more than anyone I know, based on having to actually learn stuff in school and college, rather than rely on having a computer to tell him what to do. Given a choice between someone of his generation, and someone that checks their cellphone every five minutes and is technically savvy, I'll go with the older generation every time.
My bouncer friend says she still works at Stir, but really no consistent hours. Would really like to see her again, but if I go and "C" is there, well that ends it for other dancers. I am such a PL for "C". :)
Ditto your last paragraph!
While this may explain some of the education problem today, it is the fault of prior generations for not passing on personal responsibilities and accountability to successive generations.
If IQ were measured solely by what celeb is banging who or which liquor Ludacris is currently endorsing, they'd be considered geniuses.
History for them means being able to list all the people the Kardashians have fucked or how many times an R&B star has been to jail.
That being said I've worked with some girls who have the attention span of a gnat and (quite literally) can't count to three. And I current work with a girl in school for Aeronautical Physics (or something like that).
To me having the ability to learn and not using it is just as bad as being mentally UNABLE to learn.
But God gave them a vagina and made men willing to spend idiotic amounts of money to look at/bang it, so it all equals out in the end.
And a mouth too.
I am a stripper though, so what to I know? And what do you care exactly?
Back on topic, the dumbest thing I heard was when one felt my dick, she looked up at me with this concerned look and asked "Are you on steroids, cause your dick is huge?".
Stiletto, you mean "what do I know" right? smh :)
They are lying thieving whores
I thought a Napoleon was a creme filled layered pastry. I guess I've been watching too much of the Food Network
A lot more than many persons posting on this site Stiletto25!
Alucard, you're a sweetie
Is this evolution's way of allowing both attractive and unattractive women to compete for a mate? Or do the ugly girls realize they need to work harder in school while pretty ones know they can get by on their looks ?
Even comedies like All in the Family, MASH, Good Times, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and Sanford and Son often introduced politics, racism, women's right, and sexual orientation. The did with a comedic bent, but at least it got the viewers to think.
Most of today's dancers grew up watching Anerican Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Ameruca's Next Top Model and Big Brother.
What critical thinking skills are developed by watching this rubbish?
Those were good shows, motorhead! Steve McGarrett. baby! (I'm talking the original Jack Lord version, not the current wanna-be)
Those were good shows, motorhead! Steve McGarrett. baby! (I'm talking the original Jack Lord version, not the current wanna-be)
Gee, I can hardly believe it. I agree with something Dougster said. LOL
We need MORE HOT female nuclear engineers!
If you've seen the movie, it's takes place in the 1940's American South. I guess she wasn't paying too much attention during History class
Fuck historical accuracy; someone's feelings might get hurt.