It's Utah, what do you expect?

supertimman
Utah is Utah, if you want more, go to Las Vegas, it's not far away! I was born and raised in Utah, so I know the routine. You have your clubs that are nude, with no alcohol, and you have your clubs that are nude with alcohol, it's lame really. Don't waste your time or money at clubs in Utah, it's pathetic when you think about it.

At American Bush, you can see the bush, but you can't touch even if the woman wanted you to. All you can do is admire it from a distance. I don't get it. Oh, that sure is a nice bush over there, ha ha ha. Look at it over there on the other side of the wall. What a ridiculous joke really. Utah is not for the adventurous.

7 comments

  • JuiceBox69
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    13 years ago
    "What do I expect ?" I'm motherfuckin juicebox69 son ! Iny time I'm up n a club utah or not I'm getting my dick sucked! I don't give a fuck if the bouncer dose it its gettin dun !
  • motorhead
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    13 years ago
    And maybe next, they'll ban penis shaped vegetables.
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    "Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah".
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    I've been in Utah many times, only for skiing. They do have some of the best skiing snow in the world, but I agree. Don't go to the strip clubs. It's a Mormon controlled state, and although the Mormons do sin, don't go to the strip clubs unless you just want to sit and watch.

    Ask the Mormon gal I fucked, she was a fine one and quite kinky, not to mention she worked at the Mormon tabernacle. LMAO.
  • DandyDan
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    13 years ago
    I'm not sure what your point is. Everyone here seems to know the clubs in Utah suck already.
  • supertimman
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    13 years ago
    Not sure what my point is huh? It's called a discussion board, not an "hey guys, let me teach you something new today" board. Besides, this site is for people all of the world who are visiting new places. The world doesn't revolve around you DandyDan. And by the way, thanks for participating DandyDan ha ha ha...
  • 2ofus
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    13 years ago
    more proof of why guys don't talk to each other in strip clubs, right here
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