It's Utah, what do you expect?

Utah is Utah, if you want more, go to Las Vegas, it's not far away! I was born and raised in Utah, so I know the routine. You have your clubs that are nude, with no alcohol, and you have your clubs that are nude with alcohol, it's lame really. Don't waste your time or money at clubs in Utah, it's pathetic when you think about it.

At American Bush, you can see the bush, but you can't touch even if the woman wanted you to. All you can do is admire it from a distance. I don't get it. Oh, that sure is a nice bush over there, ha ha ha. Look at it over there on the other side of the wall. What a ridiculous joke really. Utah is not for the adventurous.