Officer's Club in Atlantic Beach! I visited...

Officer's Club in Atlantic Beach!

I visited Mayport for a few days and thought I would stop in the Officer's Club to take a quick peek, OMG (WTF) is wrong with this area. 1st I walked into a cloud filled with a stench of cigarette smoke, I continued to give the man behind the register 3 bucks, he resembled Sloth from the movie Goonies. I walk a for more feet into the stage area and sat down at a table. I figured I would contribute to the local economy by purchasing a drink, I ordered a drink from the waitress, she was dumber as a box of rocks. I witnessed the most unattractive (Dancers) I have ever seen in a Gentlemens Club, They were either bigger than most starting lineman on the Jaguars, or looked like they were 5 Months pregnant (WTF). I also witnessed a dancer performing a pole dance and she deceided that is would be a good idea to slide down the pole from the top, (WTF) that was not a good idea, she hit the stage at mach 4, it was so loud it skipped the music and shook the building. I think it caused most of Mayport to head to higher ground because a (Tsunami) was most likely to be coming. (WTF)

I highly recommend that you tip with (Twinkies) over dollar bills! I suggest you avoid the Officer's Club unless you would like to contribute to a (Meth) habit, another (FUPA), or a (Future) criminals diapers!