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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Swing by the bird on a...

Swing by the bird on a Saturday night. There were several dancers on shift. The parking lots were pretty full. The seats were full too. There weren't any really ugly dancers working. There were many…

The Library

Las Vegas, Nevada

There is only one reason to...

There is only one reason to go to this club - if you're on the east side and you're too lazy to drive to the area near the Las Vegas strip. Everything about this…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This place has come a long...

This place has come a long way since it's Heartbreakers days, when it was cut down the middle and had dancers on one side and bands on the other. There is a large parking lot…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

jimmybaby's review below is way off...

jimmybaby's review below is way off - I stopped by the EB this evening and was very pleasantly surprised by the quality of the dancers tonite - there were about 6 or 7 that I…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I'm writing this review partly to...

I'm writing this review partly to respond to Foolish1 and partly to update the customers on some of the changes to Deja Vu Ypsilanti since my last post. First off, my stage name at Deja Vu…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

as soon as i walked in...

as soon as i walked in a beautiful Latin goddess climbed all the way to the top of the pole and just dropped to the bottom landing on a perfect split bouncing her round…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I arrived around 10 pm on...

I arrived around 10 pm on a Sunday night. I paid the $5 cover and walked into the very large, high ceilinged main room. There was one large two level stage. Part…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Club is amazing, only 10 dollars...

Club is amazing, only 10 dollars for a dance? It is a book club, so if u are looking for nude this isn't the place. Great dancers, really give u ur money worth. No cover…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

visited just a shift change was...

visited just a shift change was about to occur so there were lots of dancers. those finishing up their shifts seemed to be trying to make that last few $$ so dances were a…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Back to Kuma's for the first...

Back to Kuma's for the first time since the spring last Saturday. A whole new crop of dancers, except for Jewel, who's been there seemingly forever. I got a backroom dance from Jersey,…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Show Palace has been a hit...

Show Palace has been a hit or miss for me several times...The free cover before 9.00 and $10 VIP if you buy it at the entrance is a great incentive to visit this place....Soemtimes the…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

This club is offering $10 dances...

This club is offering $10 dances on Wednesdays till 7:00 p.m. I had dances from two girls and both were very enjoyable. They left me totally drained. The dance area is now…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went on a Sunday evening so...

Went on a Sunday evening so it wasn't too crowded or hoppin. Not a bad area, but valet is nice nonetheless. I think it was 5 dollars for valet and about 10 at the door.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

found myself on I84 west at...

found myself on I84 west at exit 68 on Saturday afternoon and thought I could use a beer. Pulled off 84 turned right and quick left into a small shared parking lot, their were some…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

This club is now called "Venom"....

This club is now called "Venom". It has been a while since i have been to this club. As the previous reviewer mentioned the club has been remodeled completely and looks very upscale. They have…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

This place seems to be more...

This place seems to be more of a local bar for people to go and sit at the bar and chat. No cover, not even anyone at the door when you walk in. Sat at…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to cheetah to relax after...

Went to cheetah to relax after a hectic week. Cheetah is one of my favorite clubs in Atlanta; trust me,I have nearly been to almost all of them :). The dancer quality has been declining…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

I started to go to Dreamhouse...

I started to go to Dreamhouse alittle over two years ago, and i loved it at first. Then as new girls were hired and old girls left, i realized that this place is just a…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

There was a mix in the...

There was a mix in the dancers looks department, being early afternoon I guess thats expected. most were around 5-6, the blonde I mention below was at least a 9, but Id have said…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Strolled in on a Thursday afternoon...

Strolled in on a Thursday afternoon as I was in the area on business. No cover before 6. Not many people in the club but a fair amount of dancers. I was lucky enough to…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

This isn't a strip club; it...

This isn't a strip club; it is a video store with a 125 channel arcade and girls in peep booths. The dancer booths are in the back along with some private video booths.…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Been there many, many times since...

Been there many, many times since it was Baby'O by mid 90 's. Still the best place in town, safe and with the prettiest girls, plenty of them enhanced. You can find brunettes or blondes for…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Arrived on a Sunday afternoon and...

Arrived on a Sunday afternoon and it was pretty slow. Only 3 or 4 dancers. Two were about average, one old and heavyset and one was smoking hot. Bartender was friendly. Private dances price is…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Visited the club at around 1:30...

Visited the club at around 1:30 on a saturday after a long time. There was fair number of customers and dancers. I had to wait a bit before the cocktail waitress approached me, i guess…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Arrived at the club around 11:30pm....

Arrived at the club around 11:30pm. It was fairly packed at the time. I was escorted in and seated by one of the dancers. I ordered a beer ($4), and was asked if I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus is one of the...

Mons Venus is one of the best strip clubs in Tampa. On late weekend nights, the party atmosphere is in full swing and is like no other club in town. Other times it…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Wwent here for lunch, decent crowd...

Wwent here for lunch, decent crowd considering the time of day. The drinks veri fairly in expensive but I dont exactly remember how much. I think the drink special ran until 5 or 6. Girls…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

The Gold Club has now changed...

The Gold Club has now changed its name to the Penthouse Club, much like it did in New Orleans. The interior has been completely remodeled. There are now two stages in the center of the…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I've actually made a couple of...

I've actually made a couple of trips to this club in the past few weeks. Cover charge is $10, domestic beer was $3.75 and the staff is friendly. On my first visit, there…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is like Dave and Buster's...

This is like Dave and Buster's with fewer video games and lots of dancers. It's set up almost like the midway at a county fair, and is impossibly large! Went on a Monday night.…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Stopped in on a Thursday, not...

Stopped in on a Thursday, not long after opening. Long rectangular bar, pool table in back. I had heard that the LD area had been made more visible so I was a bit skeptical. Quality…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This is still a no topless...

This is still a no topless club, at least on stage. The dances are however topless and usually go two for $25. Most girls are willing to do two for ones, if she refuses you…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This place is dead. There was...

This place is dead. There was barely any people here on a saturday night. The DJ and dancers smoke inside the building and it's very annoying how little they care. The music was very good,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

was in here on 10/6...

was in here on 10/6 and this club has declined some. most of the girls looked the same no real varity you got medium sized tits or small. three of the waitresses were better…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

So they finally reopened after the...

So they finally reopened after the remodel and I decided to give it a try.It looks fine but still not what you would call posh. Their biggest problem is still the lack of parking. Went…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I've been here quite a few...

I've been here quite a few times so I'll skip the basics. I came alone on a Friday evening. For the first time I sat at the bar. The bartender, while hot, wasn't very nice. Not…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

More than pleasantly surprised. Have been...

More than pleasantly surprised. Have been to most other strip clubs in Madison, Dells, Milwaukee, Janesville, and a couple of the bikini clubs in Rockford in the past. Had not been to Diamond Jims based…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Great place, been many times and...

Great place, been many times and have not been disappointed yet. Only downside is that I wish it was closer to Chicago, but hey it is well worth the drive. If you are looking for…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Stage show is fairly weak. ...

Stage show is fairly weak. No pole tricks nothing like that. Very pushy. Could go well for you though. Wasn't there for lots of FUN PLAY on this trip but seemed…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

This place used to be really...

This place used to be really great, until they switched from full nude BYOB to this topless crap... Dancers are good looking, but again, not full nude. Pretty depressing. But, if you are looking for…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

I walked into Centerfolds an hour...

I walked into Centerfolds an hour after they were supposed to be open. I saw one customer and one dancer sitting at the video game machines. I sat at the bar and ordered…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

After reviewing Henry's north I ventured...

After reviewing Henry's north I ventured down to the south version and I couldn't believe the difference. Basics are that it's a small club, one stage, one side area to dance, a VIP area…

The Candy Shop

Atlanta, Georgia

Every blue moon, I try this...

Every blue moon, I try this place out...I have yet to be impressed overall, but its not that bad...cover was $10 during day...I parked at the gas station next door (not sure if there was…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Thought that I would give things...

Thought that I would give things a bit of a twist this visit to Tampa. Mons in the afternoon first then supper and maybe a visit to a more extra friendly location. First Mons, the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Second visit to the Blue this...

Second visit to the Blue this year. I always try to stop by when I'm visiting CT or MA on business. It's a bit of a detour to Tolland from the Mass Pike,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was in Detroit on business...

I was in Detroit on business so I decided to stop by the Penthouse Club. I arrived about 6 pm and was pleasantly surprised at the free cover and valet. Drink prices were…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

After a visit to Mons earlier...

After a visit to Mons earlier in the day I picked 2001 as the night cap for action. Thinking that extras might (no for certain would) be more available here. The club hasn't changed except…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Choosing the right girl in this...

Choosing the right girl in this club can make all the difference. There is a wider variety than most clubs - for my taste from 4 to 9's. There are three lap areas…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the Pink Pony on...

Went to the Pink Pony on a Wed night for the first time in a few years. $5 to park & $10 cover since it was after 7pm. I got in around 9pm.…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

This by far one of the...

This by far one of the best clubs i've been to in a while. If your looking to get a more mixed group of girls instead of the same large groups of russians, then go…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I've been to this club twice....

I've been to this club twice. First time wasn't too bad. 10+ girls working and seemed like they were out and about. Even got a hj in the vip. This time around there were few girls…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Murphy's added drink and dance specials...

Murphy's added drink and dance specials through the week. Wednesday night and Friday afternoon dances are 2 for $20. You sure get to enjoy more dancers for your money. The place could use an updated…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club is one of the...

Gold Club is one of the nicest strip clubs I've been to in my life. The place is clean, everyone working there (not just the dancers) were very friendly, and the decor and layout is…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm reluctant to be as descriptive...

I'm reluctant to be as descriptive here as I tend to normally be. There was a management clampdown a year or so after explicit reviews were posted on another site. So I'll just…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

The selection for dancers on shift...

The selection for dancers on shift is insufficient. This place had ONE litle skinny girl dancing for the full hour I was there. Supposedly some others had skipped out & others were on their way…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I have been going to the...

I have been going to the Fare Club for a number of years, while it's not the nicest club in the area, it is a good club to go hang out and relax at.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My favorite "upscale" Philadelphia spot. ...

My favorite "upscale" Philadelphia spot. I visited on a Sunday at around 4:30 PM. Six dancers were on shift, ranging from the moderately pretty-but-slightly-less-attractive than "top"-club material all the way over to the…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

What a difference two blocks make....

What a difference two blocks make. A few weeks ago I stopped in Temps which is a few blocks away and these places are total opposites (see my other review). Platinum Dolls is located down…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

So this is an odd club...

So this is an odd club for a few reasons. Physically, it is actually a really nice club, much nicer than the other beat-down clubs in San Diego. Clean, nice chairs, good lap…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I dropped by one idle Friday...

I dropped by one idle Friday night for a few drinks etc. A few weeks prior, I had been to the Christie's in phoenix and had an amazing time. In fact, it was on that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is one of those places...

This is one of those places where the girls don't even pretend to like you. They are there to work and they get down to business quick. This place is all about the $30 laps…

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Shooting Outside of High Rollers Strip Club (Houston)

HPD: Gunman Crashes Into Wall After Shooting Man In Head Police Search For Shooter HOUSTON -- A gunman crashed into a wall after he shot a man in the head Sunday, police said. The shooting happened just before 6 a.m. on Bissonnet at…

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Shooting at Atlanta's popular Follies

I'm surprised shadowcat hasn't posted this article yet. Maybe I should rethink going to the club tomorrow afternoon. Do dancers tend to be scarce or less frisky shortly after an incident like this or do shootings tend to have no…

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Inherit the Bundy Throne?

In case you missed the pilot, within the first 5 minutes CBS' "Two Broke Girls" went where "Married with Children" never dared to tread: implied the waitress was getting banged in the supply room on shift on camera. Course…

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woman accused of robbing home to buy porn

be advised, there is a pic of her in the link below. you may not want to see it though. Minn. woman accused of robbing home to buy porn EAST BETHEL, Minn. (AP) — Authorities say an 18-year-old Minnesota woman…

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Dealmaker

This is based on a comment in my article about designing the idea strip club. When it comes to deciding to buy dances from a girl which of the following are most and least important: APPEARANCE: really good looks. STAGE DANCE:…

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San Antonio, TX Clubs

I will be in San Antonio at the end of the month on business and I'm looking for recommendations on a club to visit during the week. We'll be staying across from the Alamo. I've read most of the…

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Has your ATF ever given you a gift?

I recieved a couple cards, a bottle of cologne, and some Vegas souvenirs. Of course free sex would be preferred but the small things are nice.

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Hottest school teacher I have ever seen.

Where was she when I was going to school? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046952/Harrow-School-teacher-Joanne-Salley-topless-photos-row--doesn-t-look-embarrassed.html

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Time for a New Entry in the Glossary?

"2am": The time when most shootings take place at a club.

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Stripper Town

Anybody listen to Stripper Town on SiriusXM 103? Do they actually talk about strip clubs much?

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Slowish night at the Blue when...

Slowish night at the Blue when I arrived, but had picked up by the time I left, ca. 10:00. One dancer who is an old favorite said that Saturdays haven't been getting busy until…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I hadn't been to the Block...

I hadn't been to the Block in a long time, so I wanted to take a tour of some of the clubs to see what was happening. This place was my first stop.…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

The number of dancers on Saturday's...

The number of dancers on Saturday's has consistently stayed around 6 to 7 dancers since my last review. Unfortunately, the dancer quality has dropped. There has only been at most two of the…

Key Largo

San José, Costa Rica

This is part of the Hotel...

This is part of the Hotel DelRey complex in Gringo Gulch in San Jose. The whole area is surreal in that it is a grown men's playground. All the women are beautiful with…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a group of eight guys on a Friday night. One of the group had a strip club addict friend that told him that this would be the best club…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I had been wanting to visit...

I had been wanting to visit Norma Jeans for a long time, since it hadn't really been since the remodeling. Unfortunately, I arrived b/n 8-9 pm, during their shift change. Things were very…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

As I walked by the Oasis,...

As I walked by the Oasis, the bouncers announced I could get a 2 for 1 drink and a free lap dance. I said there must be a catch but the insisted there wasn't.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

The girls here are the best...

The girls here are the best in any strip club I've been. In fact, this is more of a brothel than a strip club. Some of the girls are so hot that you…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

In all of my years visiting...

In all of my years visiting the Block, I never really stopped in here. That may have been my loss. When I stopped in a sexy girl came up behind me to give…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped into Choice late one evening...

Stopped into Choice late one evening recently. I'm usually a day guy but I was out and not ready to go home so I thought I'd check it out since I hadn't been there…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I stopped in on a late...

I stopped in on a late Saturday night around midnight. The place was well-occupied and it took a while for me to find a place to sit down. Bottom line this place gives you a…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I arrived around 8:30 with about...

I arrived around 8:30 with about 2 hours to kill. A great to hours it was. When I arrived the club was relatively empty, but the girls onstage were still dancing their best. Used a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Well Milly continues her chaotic self...

Well Milly continues her chaotic self -- this club is struggling for an identity right now. I rate it high on value because of the 2 For 1 nights that make the $$ go…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Made a Tuesday afternoon stop here...

Made a Tuesday afternoon stop here last week. Cover is $3 and beers were $2.75. Dancers were mostly 5-7s - nothing outstanding but that is not the reason you go here. Dancers are very friendly…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

It was my first time here...

It was my first time here and it was disappointing at first, but I'm glad I stayed. To be fair, it was a Monday night. The price ($16) to get in was…

Paradise City

Lexington, Kentucky

Ok guys, let me tell you...

Ok guys, let me tell you about this place...if you can possibly go somewhere else it would be in your best interest. Paradise city over the years has been the armpit of the strip club…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in a couple years. The neighborhood is still the same, on the edge of the ghetto on Cleveland Ave. Not a great part of town, but its easy…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Stopped by Nikki's on a Friday...

Stopped by Nikki's on a Friday night a little past midnight. Not a lot of cars in the lot but I checked it out anyway. Plenty of security now and they check your driver license…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

Got here around 1:30 on a...

Got here around 1:30 on a Friday night. Parking lot crowded, avoided outside security by in the lot across the street. Standard pat down and metal detector, $20 cover. Nice looking ladies in here, all…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Thursday. The place is really small and looks a little rundown. Its pretty much like a lounge spot with many couches all around and some bar stools at the…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

I have been wanting to check...

I have been wanting to check this place out for so long, but held off because it is a dry club, and because of the States non smoking laws, I have been sort off boycotting…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in town for business...

I was in town for business and went to HL in the afternoon. They have 2 4 1's and I was not disappointed with the gorgeous women on hand. They had one hot brazilian that…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is one of a...

This club is one of a kind. The girls are decent and the covers ok. It's 10 during the day, with that u get a free soda. Also as soon as you sit the girls…

Cheaters

Ormond Beach, Florida

I would have to agree with...

I would have to agree with the review dated sept. 4th, they do seem to have benefited from an influx of talent. I've only just gotten familiar with this club but it seems to…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I...

I stopped in at Greenville, SC's Platinum Plus last Wednesday evening. It is located in a decent part of town and is a safe place to have some fun.…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

I would like to give this...

I would like to give this club a few more tries before I write them off. I went on a weekday evening about 2-3 months ago. I wanted to see if some of…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I've visited here a couple times...

I've visited here a couple times again within the last 2 months. As always this place continues to be the go to spot in daytona when you simply need satisfaction. I have enjoyed this…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I had only been here once...

I had only been here once previously years ago, as IR had become my usual destination in this area due to their affordable dances. I went here after visiting IR one night and was…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

After my last visit to FLB,...

After my last visit to FLB, it took a while before I could be convinced to drop by again. But last week I was in the area, so I paid a brief visit. Layout, prices,…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Wow! I haven't been here...

Wow! I haven't been here for a long time. Pulled into the parking lot around 9 and it was almost empty. Obviously the club was too. Door girl was the same.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to the club during...

I went to the club during the day and it has never failed me. I have been MIA from PP lately, but I have been to clubs across the USA and this one always is…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Was at Centerfolds last Saturday for...

Was at Centerfolds last Saturday for daytime shift. About 6 dancers working, 2 white and 4 black. Would rate them from 5 to 7. As always, milage is excellant at this club during the daytime.Pretty…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I came in both Friday and...

I came in both Friday and Saturday nights this past weekend. Both nights, admission was $20. Coming from LA, this place is a ripoff. $40 for topless. After seeing Monica dance on stage doing her…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Second visit; not sure I will...

Second visit; not sure I will be back as the quality of the dancers, the quality of the dances, and the physical infrastructure have all decreased. On this visit there was only one dancer…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped by on a visit to...

Stopped by on a visit to the block to see if it was worth staying for a drink. Surprisingly, there were a few good looking dancers on shift. I had a lap dance in the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas for a...

I was in Dallas for a football game. We were actually staying in Arlington, so we hit a couple of clubs there first. According to recent reviews on this site the Arlington clubs sounded better…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler Club still remains...

Hustler Club still remains the best value for happy hour -- 2-4-1 drinks/beer and girls getting naked. Went on their "Hustler Honey Search" night (Wednesday's) hoping to see some amateur talent. They advertise…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

As seems to be the pattern,...

As seems to be the pattern, I ended up at one of these places for a brother-in-law's bachelor party. I guess I can't really complain about my brothers-in-law. We arrived shortly before midnight on a Saturday…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

I was here in a group...

I was here in a group of about 11-12 guys on a Saturday night around 8 for a friend's bachelor party. When we walked in, the bouncer steered us toward getting a couch, which they…

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Things you normally don't see at the Club:

-Full Cop in Uniform kicking the PLs out of the club during closing time. -Gay Guy sitting around in the club (Crossed legs, green painted nails, his voice, & clothes). He just took up bar space, and sat in PL…

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Was the 80's really better

So last night I was watching the 80's movie "Tight Rope" with Clint Eastwood. So in one scene, Clint is in a strip bar in Burbon street, New Orleans, some of you may know it. It is the one which…

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Once more after 2AM.

SAN ANTONIO -- A man was shot in the parking lot of a men's club on the Northwest Side early Saturday. The shooting happened around 2:20 a.m. Saturday at the Some Beach Gentlemen's Club at Loop 410 and Mossrock. According to…

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What to do with gift intended for old favorite?

I doubt anyone remembers, but last year I made a couple of sappy threads (http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=13640, http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=13915)after losing contact with old favorites, and then moving away from the area altogether. Today, I've been trying to clear out space and get rid…

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Red Bull

I have never had it and have no interest in energy drinks. That said ... What are the effects of downing 3 in a row? Would your lap provider deliver spectacularly thereafter in the VIP??? Or, would it…

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Undercover Newark Cop Touched Himself And Fondled Masseuse During Sting Operatio

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/07/undercover-newark-cop-sting_n_1000710.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%7C102635 Police in Newark, N.J., will implement a new protocol for sting operations after an undercover vice cop pleasured himself and fondled a masseuse during a prostitution bust at a massage parlor. After being offered a "full massage" by a 22-year-old woman…

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How to know if a dancer will be any good in vip room?

Hi guys and girls. My question is regarding how to determine if a dancer will give good mileage in the backroom without getting a pre dance from her. My wife and I usually go to the strip clubs…

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Big Tits and other Dancers

dancer at one of my favorite clubs has a really nice set of naturals (DD). perfect shape with just the right hang. the other dancers seem to be in love with her juggs as many…

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Involuntary servitude.

Mexico detains 5 in US sex slave case AP MEXICO CITY (AP) — Police arrested four men and a woman for allegedly helping force women to work as prostitutes in Mexico and the United States, authorities said Friday. Mexican federal police said they…

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Letting em know

Have you ever told a dancer that you were part of a group of people who reviewed SC's and that you would be reviewing the club you were at? How did the following events unfold?

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sappiest line you've ever used

My ATATF (the one I've mentioned before who retired at the old fart age of 23) had the perfect ass. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. It was the ass by which all other asses are measured. On the…

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Another award winning review.

woosain23 Member Since October 2011 Last Seen October 2011 Reviews: 1 Clubs: 1 Heavenly Bodies • Elk Grove Village, Illinois • October 7, 2011 Visited on: Wednesday Evening • Dancers on Shift: 6-10 Ratings: Physical Club: 5 • Dancer Quality: 6 • Dollar…

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Golfing PL's

Out on the course today one of the golfers in my foursome has a "Heavy Putter". He let me try it and it has a really nice feel to it. It is such a nice club, I am…

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Do any of the Spearamint Rhinos in CA approach the quantity and quality of dance

To me, the greatest collection of hot dancers I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing under one roof is easily the SR in vegas. With SR being a chain, I was wondering if any of the SR…

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Anyone getting turned off during a lapdance

I am not that into extras - on a rare occasion when I need a release, there are some ATFs I go to, but mostly it is bump and grind that I really like. Since I live in metro Detroit,…

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Another dumb ass...

A man who was kicked off the property of an Orlando strip club early today wanted to make sure law enforcement officers knew how upset he was — even though there were deputies with him when it happened. Timothy Dowling, 24,…

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las vegas strip clubs-update

I just found out that I'm going to Vegas again in a month and am in need of some info on the current status of lv strip club scene. I try to avoid the rhino as it is purely…

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Detroit!

Sorry. I saw Disgusting and Dilemma as prior threads so I had to indulge and start a Detroit thread. How 'bout them Tigers?!? Have to brush off my beisbol (hat tip to my new Espanol programming package!) apathy now…

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DILEMMA!

which would you choose for an ATF: 1--dancer with the greatest ass that you have ever seen or 2--dancer with the perfect set of tits

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Disgusting

You might want to think twice before trying those grocey store samples. http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/221813/82/Anthony-Garcia-New-Mexico-man-in-semen-tainted-yogurt-case-heads-to-court

Strip Club Etiquette and Dating Advice

<p> I have been to strip clubs in Albuquerque, El Paso, Tijuana, Miami, etc. I have realized many things over the years and will try to simplify everything I have learned based on my observations.</p> <p> First, shower and look decent when you go to a strip club. Many strippers compliment me that I smell nice and appreciate that I took the time to shower before I came. They tell me that many men come right after work and smell really bad.</p> <p> Two, respect them and they often take my hands and let me roam and explore their bodies and they often enjoy it themselves. An awesome stripper in Miami once told me, &quot;Thank you for not grabbing and squeezing my breasts very hard…

Building the Perfect Strip Club: Part 2, The Stage

Our first tricky element inside the club is the Stage. In fact the stage represents such a dilemma I considered getting rid of it entirely! Why? With the lap dances providing so much dollar potential per song and the stage so little typically the stage is financially a waste of time. Except in places where being at a club is about showing off to the other customers the chances of somebody ‘making it rain’ are about as likely as winning the lotto. Everybody knows that the same money is going to get them far more value on the lap dance couch. Do this simple test. Make an estimate of the tips that a dancer is taking as they leave after…

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Sheriff busts strip club in Mississippi

A raid of local businesses resulted in the arrest of four exotic dancers. Montana, Ecstasy, Jenna and Danni were all working at The Pony on Highway 45 Alternate on Thursday night when they were arrested and charged with misdemeanor indecent…

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Ex-Stripper Turned Hedge Fund Manager Says Her Fund Is Up 160% YTD

She used the pole dancing money to fund her Wall Street career. http://www.businessinsider.com/niki-marx-ex-stripper-turned-hedge-fund-manager-says-fund-up-160-2011-10 The future Mrs. Farmerart?

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Best time for couples

I've only been to a strip club once before years ago. But, I'm looking to spice things up with my hubby. Do you have any recommendations for me to take my hubby to for the best bang for our buck…

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Help with Los Angeles/Orange County Clubs

Will be visiting the LA/OC area in November. The vast number of clubs is overwhelming, even for a South Florida veteran like me. I am looking for great grindage. My current favorite clubs include Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, Platinum…

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'Unicorns'

No, I am not referring to a mythical horse with a horn and rainbow hair. In this case I'm referring to your ideal, impossible to find/catch dream girl (or guy for our lady friends). A different thread got me thing…

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SWAT Teams in St. Louis Protecting Bank of America; Refusing Customer Withdrawal

I think Steve Jobs got out at the right time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_P0wHsSz0 Supposedly customers seeking to make withdrawals are being directed to the website to do so. Only the website has been down at least four times thus far since last Friday…

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What should we do about our naked neighbour? Too funny.

DAVID EDDIE | Columnist profile | E-mail From Thursday's Globe and Mail Published Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2011 2:11PM EDT The question A young female neighbour recently installed a new bathroom window that seems to lack sufficient opaqueness. Our kitchen window looks…

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Clubs where thr girls are naked most of the time?

A few years ago I visited the Mons Venus in Florida, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that the girls just walking around trying to get dances were usually partially or fully naked, and I wonder why no other…

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What cities and states have the most relaxed lap-dance laws/rules.

I know there are a lot of clubs where you can get away with more than you are supposed to, but I am curious as to the highest legal limits out there (especially in the US, but stories from the…

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"Prohibition"

I've been watching a program from PBS called "Prohibition". There are VERY definite parallels about the pursuit & use of Alcohol to the pursuit of non-marital/extra-marital Sex that is not reproductive & the indulgence in it. I'm presuming you Gentlemen…

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Off the wall

Doc's post about wasted dancers reminded me of the most off the wall thing that I saw in a club. Several years ago, a very pregnant dancer turned waitress/mixer while pregnant was convinced by a very drunk customer to get…

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Comcast

Aye! I was briefly a subscriber to the English language version of the Playboy channel. During that time, while trekking through the on-screen menu, I came across the Playboy channel in Espanol. My subscription to the one didn't entitle…

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Tales of a Drunken Dancer

Last time at the club, I had three girls I knew working the shift. With that many, you wouldn't expect to spend much time alone, and I didn't. But, that didn't stop the vultures from swarming! In less than 5…

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Busted!

Urban Diplomat Dear Urban Diplomat: I spotted my under-aged son spotting me at a strip club Dear Urban Diplomat, Last weekend, my buddies and I were at a strip club when my 17-year-old son and two of his friends walked in. We…

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Poll: Better Compliment to a Dancer?

She's: A) Hot B) Beautiful Let me know if someone has better material. I'm always on the lookout to improve my PL "A" game! [Hmmm..... for those of us who follow financial news, CNBC reporter (Simon Hobbs?) in Athens covering the riots reports…

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House Moms

Do they really serve a purpose in a club or are they just another tipout for a dancer?

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What's new with Gridget?

What's new with Gridget?

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When is best?

A simple question; when is the best time to go to a club? Middle of the week or the weekend?

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At least it wasn't at my favorite club - Platinum Plus.

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - Columbia Police are investigating an early morning shooting that sent one person to the hospital. The shooting happened in the parking lot of Fantasy Island in the 3000 block of Two Notch Rd. Police said the…

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Breast Implants, they save lives!

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A thank you and request for advice

First off, I would like to thank the members here for there many post re OTC. I have been lurking for about 2 months now, and have read all the accumulated wisdom on the subject here. This has…

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Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say

A virus spread by oral sex may cause more cases of throat cancer in men than smoking, a finding that spurred calls for a new large-scale test of a drug used against the infection. Researchers examined 271 throat-tumor samples collected…

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San Antonio suggestions?

I'm visiting San Antonio for the first time on Wednesday and Thursday. Can anyone suggest a good club for me to visit? I've heard good things about the clubs in Texas, but have never visited one. Any pointers would be…

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Now why didn't I think of that?

Worried about uni fees? Then lap dance your way to a debt-free degree: Spearmint Rhino boss's message to hard-up students By Lucy Buckland Last updated at 5:15 PM on 4th October 2011 Strip your way to a degree: UK vice president of Spearmint…

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help me pick...

driving from Boston to Louisville. I'll have two evenings to kill. Have the following stopover options: 1st night: Pittsburgh, Akron, cleavland or Toledo(if it's really worth the extra hour) 2nd night: Dayton, Indy or Louisville. prefer blue collar places. Extras always welcome…

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So you want a Backpage escort?

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. -- A 33-year-old man who claimed to be a mixed martial arts fighter was incapacitated by a shotgun after a fight with an internet prostitute and her husband early Monday morning, according to the Martin County Sheriff's…

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Lap dance gone wrong? Phily shooting.

A gunman shot up a West Philadelphia strip bar Sunday, wounding two people, including one of the dancers, possibly after a lap dance gone wrong. Police responded to La Pearl Lounge, in the 300 block of North 54th Street, about…

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Oh shit. A breast exposed.

Two women were cited Saturday for allegedly having a breast exposed during a burlesque show in Des Moines. According to a police report, Officer Robert Hoelscher and Sgt. Chris Hardy went to 3711 Ingersoll Ave., formerly the Ingersoll Dinner Theater, on…