Not all of these necessarily apply to the club I'm at now, I kinda put them together from my overall experience working at 6 different clubs in the past 15 years or so.
Please keep in mind if you read them that I am a bitter, petty bastard of a man who's been in the industry for too long. So if you're squeamish avoid this.
But if you like alcohol, freedom and titties, you should probably read it.
Its relevant.
I like alcohol, freedom, and tits. I don't see why that would mean I want to read that blog.
Yes, it is funny, in that "thank god there are people worse off than me so I can mock them" kind of way.
Don't try so hard, man. Let the funny come to you.
I enjoy the postings...
"I enjoy the postings.."
Is that because you're bitter, too?
Probably.
In the harsh light of sobriety I gotta say I agree with John and Goose. Definitely not my best effort.
Since Friday night went nice and smooth and I managed to make a good buck, I had no anger to work with which seems to be the key ingredient.
I'm sure that won't last though....
Neither funny,clever or original. That was a minute of my life I can never get back.