Lap Dances For the Needy? Chicago Strip Club Starts XXXMas Toy Drive
The holiday season is a time for giving, and apparently, getting lap dances. A Chicago strip club, The Admiral Theater, is giving away free lap dances for anyone who brings in a toy for charity.
The “Lap Dances for the Needy†campaign was started last year by The Admiral Theater. The strip club is encouraging Chicago do-gooders to bring in a new, unused toy for charity. The Admiral said that every person who brings in a toy will get a free lap dance. The club did say, however, that the offer was per-person and not per-toy.
The Huffington Post reports that last year the event was held during the Admiral's “12 Days of XXX-Mas,†where toy-givers got to watch scantily clad elves and an adult-rated version of the nutcracker. The Admiral Theater collected five car loads of toys in 2011 which were donated to local churches.
This year's toy drive will feature a naked pillow fighting tournament where strippers will compete to be named the “Snow Bunny Queen.â€
Do you need a little incentive to give to charity? Would a lap dance motivate you to donate a toy?
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Been to The Admiral. Upscale 1930s art deco movie theater converted into a strip club. Dances were low, low mileage. Must customers were stageside for the full nude/no contact performances.
I heard about that on the news, its something fresh.
When I lived in Chicago, I went to the Admiral once. Once was enough.
Also been to the Admiral. Good eye candy but low milage.
I've known of clubs giving free admission for a toy but not free lap dance.
I thought this thread was going to be about buying your ATF's kid Christmas presents.
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