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14 years ago

Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.....

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motorhead

And what foods should men stay away from?

Did anyone see "American Pie"

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mmdv26

What about lesbian Islamic women. They probably aren't allowed to eat dried apricots.

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rrbill

Hell, the Catholic church is just about as bad. Dirty-minded clerics, all.

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jackslash

Are men banned from touching donuts, melons and tacos?

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deogol

I think there is a reason why that cleric remains unnamed - the women will bomb HIM!

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Alucard

Simply shows a TOTAL lack of intelligent thinking!

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motorhead

I failed high school English. What's a "courgette"?

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farmerart

motorhead,

Courgette is what a zucchini is called in Britain.

Someone once said (Churchill, maybe?) - 'Britain and America, two great countries separated only by a common language.'

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sharkhunter

Those Islamic clerics and some of the early puritannical folks in the US thought about sex too much. It just goes to show you what was on their minds. Apparently sexual thoughts are bad and killing someone is ok under many circumstances. (being sarcastic here for those who don't understand sarcasm).

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deogol

Killing people but having sex is bad - kind of like Hollywood and the MPAA rating system.

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kuteechaser

Killing people = good. Now cucumbers, carrots, and zucchini being a source of evil. All the cleric accomplished is opening Islam to further worldwide ridicule. The reason the cleric is unnamed is because even muslims know he is full of bullshit.

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2ofus

I think maybe the cleric is just one of very little brain. A lot of morons hide in the church (of whatever kind). It's a shame, but it's true. Much of the good work done by organized religion is overshadowed by the increasingly stupid factions of 'leaders' that they all seem to be infested with.

sorry about the ending an a preposition thing

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