Can't remember if I'd ever been...

Can't remember if I'd ever been in here before, it's been over a year since this place has been reviewed, so here goes. Beautiful club. Beautiful dancers! Two dancers, one named Scotty and another dark-skinned (black or latina, couldn't tell in the darkened room) whose name I didn't get, are very cute and very friendly. Beer wasn't really cold. Bartender acted as if she had better things to do. And believe it or not that's about it. Dull.

The VIP area is one of those high-priced out in the open sofa corrals, and no one was buying. Customers were in the house but no tipping at the stage. In short it was--let me yawn--dull. And I don't know why. The club is nice, spotless, smells good, dancers are quite hot, staff is friendly, check-in girl at the front desk is sweet and friendly, but there was just no vibe. Maybe it was just me, but it felt too fancy. The dancers were clearly touch-me-nots and proud of it.

DeeJay is right. Come in, sit and talk, have a drink. But if you want a real lap dance, you'll have to drive elsewhere.