Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black,...

Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black, and ima tell you about my experience. First of all, you can easily miss this place as because it has no sign, and it doesn't even look like a strip club from outside it looks like a car shop. Just look for a orange light, that's the club. It's near a car wash.

Anyways, so I finally found it, parked my gar, got patted down, and went in. Once I walked in that place, i was like "wtf.....?", place is SERIOUS low quailty, but I said screw it and just sat down near the stage where the dancers were already dancing. There was a good amounts of dudes there and a bunch a dancers so I was like "aight....". Dancers.....ehh....I'd give them a rating from 1-5.....and yes some do look like they just hopped up out the crackhouse. But anyway, was watching them dance, not bad, then after about 10-15mins one of the dancers (rate about a 5) comes up to me and starts dancing on me. It was cool and all, but having a fully clothed stripper dancing on you is only fun for a small time (even for $5 a song), so it was time for me to get her into the V.I.P so them clothes can come off. Now lemme say this.....I felt like the entire time I was there I was getting hassled for money. But to continue, was about to enter the V.I.P then I guess the security dude or whatever says to me that it's freakin $40 to even get in. In my head I was like, "40 FREAKIN BUCKS?!?", but I just said okay and gave him the $40. Went in, she picked a seat and I sat down, then I got my dance. Total dance price was like $80, because I got like 4 songs and some change. As for YMMV stuff, I got enough to a certain point I guess.... Mite have had more with another dancer, but for this one the mileage was defiantly above average, but not high. Reason being is because there is no door to the V.I.P, so everyone including security is always watching you, even came in once....lame.

Anyways, once the dance was over I went back to the main room and sat down for a bit, then went outside for a smoke. I asked someone before I left if you could leave and come back in, and he said yeah you can but you gotta pay 5 bucks (wow right?). So I left, smoked outside, then tried to go back in, but before I could I was stopped by the door person and she said that I have to pay 20 bucks to park where I parked (which is where everyone else parked....). I asked who I was supposed to pay and she said "me" (Lmao yea rite...). I didn't know if she was lying or not, but I had no choice, so I paid. She then said that I don't have to pay the 5 bucks to get back in now, which was weird because when I went back in I think the guy that gets the money was looking at me funny because I didn't pay $5, but whatever...