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Impressing the ladies

Advice for us oldsters: I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit. I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?" The trainer looked…

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costa rica

going to costa rica for Halloween any advice when i get down there

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Really the Greatest SC Story EVAH Told!!!

This is a totally true story...believe it or don't. An older married family man from Orlando heads down to the the stixx in Tampa for a little entertainment. He thinks his wife should not find out because Tampa is quite…

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Low Budget Reviews

I understand that not everyone has massive amounts of cash to burn at the stripclub. That being said, what's up with Los Cheapos and their reviews? I've read reviews wher the pl showed up with $20.…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Stopped back at the club on...

Stopped back at the club on a Tuesday afternoon about 4:30. Paid the $5 cover and walked in to an almost empty room. No dancers on stage. There were about 3 girls sitting together at…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

Came here last Saturday at 1:15am...

Came here last Saturday at 1:15am or so. $10 cover. At least 15 girls working. All sisters. Cute, but thin. Too thing for me. They def weren't bad looking, but there was a trend in…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

I went to La Source du...

I went to La Source du Sexe on a Saturday night around 9pm. The strip club is located in what seems like the middle of a strip mall just northwest of Montreal’s airport. The club…

Cabaret Lady Mary Ann

Quebec City, Quebec

I was back in Quebec City,...

I was back in Quebec City, so I decided to stop into the Cabaret Lady Mary Ann for a couple beers. Not much has changed since my review dated December 31, 2011 below. I first stopped…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Back on the block for an...

Back on the block for an evening of exploration. Red Room had a decent selection, although I cut my visit short after the bartender rushed me through my second drink for a girl. $25 and…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Lust was a really good time....

Lust was a really good time. A friend introduced me to the place on a Thursday and we had a fantastic time. The club is a little hard to find, it's quite out of the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been hitting Cheetahs a couple...

I've been hitting Cheetahs a couple times each trip for more than 5 years. The last time was right in the middle of the remodel back in April. There were plenty of familiar and friendly…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

There's really only two reasons to...

There's really only two reasons to go to the Golden Dragon: the dancers, and the prices/options for dances. The club itself is somewhat run down, doesn't sell alcohol, and it's off-putting to have the bouncer…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A nice club, in terms of...

A nice club, in terms of its décor, but utterly worthless when it comes to the dancers. There are two sections, a large, multistage venue where alcohol is served and the smaller, (a little…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I visited Secrets last Tuesday evening...

I visited Secrets last Tuesday evening and once again had a great time. I arrived just before 11pm with the club about half full. It is usually like this on a weekday and I prefer…

Cookies-n-Cream

Theodore, Alabama

CNC is about a 45...

CNC is about a 45 min drive from me. I actually personally know a few of the dancers who work there. Its an ok spot...not the best looking establishment but the girls are down…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Last month, during my annual pilgrimage...

Last month, during my annual pilgrimage to Indianapolis, I visited Harem House on three different days, all later at night. The cover was $7 each night and the Cokes about $4 (if I remember right…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

This place is right off the...

This place is right off the highway and easy to access. Read some good reviews for this place so decided to check it out. It was a Thursday night so I was expecting it to…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just got to say, I love...

Just got to say, I love this place. It's not a huge place, but the talent is superb. Some of the hottest babes I have seen at a club that's not considered a high class…

Brianna's Bar & Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not much to say about jacks...

Not much to say about jacks bar. There are 3 girls on shift at a time. The girls can vary from time to time. They have some really cute girls and some who shouldn't be…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Went there a few weeks ago...

Went there a few weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. The bar is big but it reeks of cigarette smoke. You will smell like a cigarette when you leave. The tvs are small and hard…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Beamer's is in a bit of...

Beamer's is in a bit of a run down area of Stamford, but the parking was good. $10 cover on a Monday. As others have mentioned the "VIP" area is just another bar with love…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lido's has been well-reviewed on this...

Lido's has been well-reviewed on this site so I'll skip the physical layout, drink, prices, etc. However I will reiterate what has been written by other reviewers that the VIP area is insufficiently private and…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Went by the pony after a...

Went by the pony after a recent mid week golf day with my guys. No one was ready to go home yet to see their wives yet so we thought what the heck. Haven't really…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First time for me to go...

First time for me to go by on a Friday. A few more dancers than on a Monday or Tuesday. Most of the girls were average looking women in their 30's. One African American girl…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

I went in to kill some...

I went in to kill some time, and this club was on the way. When I stopped I was immediately greeted at the door by the staff. They were very nice and welcoming. As I…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

If I can get the smoke...

If I can get the smoke out of mind, out of my hair, out of my clothes, then perhaps I can write this review. It was very smoky. There seemed to be an…

Top of Gainesville

Gainesville, Georgia

This club is a nice sized...

This club is a nice sized club but there are only 5 girls working, which sucks for the customers. It's the only strip club in Gainesville but because of the Gainesville laws, the club is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I used to live nearby and...

I used to live nearby and was a regular visitor but its been about a year since I visited more than once. I saw only one girl I recognized but the talent appeared to be…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I used to live nearby and...

I used to live nearby and was a regular visitor but its been about a year since I visited more than once. I saw only one girl I recognized but the talent appeared to be…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

OK, enthusiasm from prior review officially...

OK, enthusiasm from prior review officially quenched. The hours are back to open at 5:00pm so the whole dayshift thing is over. The club is still beautiful and the door/security staff…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Well, I decided to give this...

Well, I decided to give this place another try and learned that my fav dancer had moved onto another club. I didn't stay long there were only two dancers on shift and I had…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In town Philadelphia again as I...

In town Philadelphia again as I am every few months. Went straight from the airport to Cheerleaders instead of the hotel. It wasn't that busy, I figured maybe a few more patrons since MNF was…

Club Princeton

Columbus, Ohio

Ok, first off, I've never been...

Ok, first off, I've never been to this club, but have driven past several times when I used to troll the Sullivant Avenue neighborhood for "gals needing a ride". I was always intrigued about…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My guilty pleasure and I meet...

My guilty pleasure and I meet again. Haven't been in in awhile, so thought what the heck. I noticed they actually have tile flooring in, and are working towards completing something....yay!! I…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Third night of my bachelor party,...

Third night of my bachelor party, we decided that we would go 3 for 3 and try one more. Club Downtown came across as a little more stuffy, but one through the line, our group…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Stopped over at PTs based on...

Stopped over at PTs based on reviews to check out the club. Payed a cover to get in on a weeknight, but once in the door, no one was pushing me to buy drinks…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was my second trip to...

This was my second trip to the Mons. The area was fine although parking is tight, I ended up parking behind the Wendys next door. The place is small but that means everything…

Maximus

Saint Petersburg, Russia

During my recent visit to St...

During my recent visit to St Petersburg, I visited Maximus on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. Tuesday was relatively quiet but Thursday and Friday were packed. The location was walking distance from my hotel. The ambience…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Stopped in hoping I would find...

Stopped in hoping I would find Taylor working. But, she was not there. A young blonde, Athena, came by to talk. I remembered her from nights a few months back. Normal stripper, all about the…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Stopped in on a Sunday night...

Stopped in on a Sunday night right when they opened. There were only 4-5 dancers working and about the same number of patrons. I quickly locked my eyes on a blonde bombshell.…

Sammy's of Mobile

Mobile, Alabama

I have been to Sammy's a...

I have been to Sammy's a couple of times. The first time wasn't anything special, and we didn't stay long. The second time my friends and I were taking a friend out before he moved…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

After seeing the different reviews of...

After seeing the different reviews of the two lingerie modeling establishments in Rockford, I finally decided to just stick my nose in and check it out. I figured I could I walk anytime before…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Never had the courage to visit...

Never had the courage to visit this place but took a chance on a Tuesday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised. Club looks like like a little house. Walk in and the bar is in the center,…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

walked in and was immediately approached...

walked in and was immediately approached by a hot blonde named lyndsy lee, whe was hot, and just wanted to talk, never asked for a dance, just talked, and rubbed me, very nice welcome.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

This visit I decided to come...

This visit I decided to come in on a Thursday evening.Not bad at all,pretty good selection of dancers.I would rate a few dancers on-shift an 8.As far as drinks are concerned,I usually tip well the…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Dunbar, West Virginia

Not much to look at from...

Not much to look at from the outside and I wasn't expecting too much. You can't judge a book by it's cover. No cover charge since it was afternoon. I was the only guy in the…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

I had some time on my...

I had some time on my hands so I thought that I would try this club out. Big bldg with a big parking lot. Went in paid $5 for a membership and went in. I…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Stopped by around 4 pm on...

Stopped by around 4 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. They have happy hour till 6 the drinks are reasonably priced. About 12 girls were on rotating between 3 stages. The quality of…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

This is the only game in...

This is the only game in town if you are in the Palm Springs/Cathedral City Area. There is also POPES down the way but last time I went there I was very disappointed. Then there…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This place is still a mixed...

This place is still a mixed bag, with great visits amongst mostly mediocre ones recently. But, most Providence clubs are still like pizza: even bad ones are pretty decent. Even bad trips here are enjoyable,…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Had a great time Monday afternoon...

Had a great time Monday afternoon at the Jet Strip. Nothing like have a gorgeous smart funny nearly naked girl sitting in your lap 5 minutes after you walk in the club! Dominique is great fun…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Another good experience here. In general I...

Another good experience here. In general I was a TAD disappointed with the selection this time. Granted it was afternoon on a Thursday but I usually find myself here during the day and it just…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I stopped in for a few...

I stopped in for a few beers. They have happy hour beer for $1.50 so you cant beat that! I had not been in here for quite some time so I didn't recognize any of…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Positives -- the location of this...

Positives -- the location of this club is great (just off I-84 and I-87 intersection), parking is discreet, and the private rooms are pretty nice with leather couches, a private TV screen and ample room.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I see a lot of reviews...

I see a lot of reviews complaining that the girls spend too much time with regulars. It's really not that hard to get their attention. Even if the girl you have your eye…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Listen I went here for my...

Listen I went here for my nephews 21st not too long ago. Coming from Houston where strip clubs used to be king, I no a good one and this one isnt. I mean he was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

this club is becoming a favorite...

this club is becoming a favorite of mine in terms of action. However it does burn a hole in your pocket. I have visited 2 times now to meet the same dancer and i had an…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I think its best, as some...

I think its best, as some others have said, to keep it relative.. you're in DC, no lap dances allowed. Its a conservative city, strict rules at Camelot.. that's not a deal breaker. Was here, had…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Bought VIP in both joints here....

Bought VIP in both joints here. I wandered between the 2 until I found someone my style at F. Awesome time in VIP. Met dstairs, after a few c checks, came back up for a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This was first time in club...

This was first time in club in several years. Was visiting from out of town on business, so I thought I stop in. No charge for parking on Wednesday night. Paid $20…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

just like any other hole in...

just like any other hole in the wall but i met a female that i dated for 7 months and had her take me on vacation and spoil me. the girls are ok the club…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I got a new job in...

I got a new job in the area and as always I always look for a good watering hole with strippers. Whats qbetter than drinking and boobs...and other female parts. While driving to…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Club is located right on Route...

Club is located right on Route 10 on the Southington/Plainville line. The parking lot is still dirt or mud. Why do strip clubs do this? The wife or GF will always ask about the dirt…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I go to clubs in...

I go to clubs in Greenville almost every month, but have never been to Lust. It gets quite a lofty rating, so I figured I need to give it a shot. I…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

The girls here are probably rejects...

The girls here are probably rejects from the other higher rated clubs in the SD area. Of the 10 or so dancers maybe 1 or 2 were worth even looking at. $5 cover…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club itself is pretty decent...

The club itself is pretty decent in size, though not as large inside as the exterior would lead you to believe. Parking is 2$ but no charge for entry, be careful when walking inside after…

Desires

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Kind of shabby on the outside...

Kind of shabby on the outside but once inside things got better. The girls are not the hottest I've seen but I was pleasantly surprised. There were three girls in the main room.…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Stopped in, Saturday night around 8pm,...

Stopped in, Saturday night around 8pm, a lil pressed for time... The lineup: Kristy (WOC), Bambi (WOC), Jasmine (Hispanic) and Jade. I chose a session with Jasmine. IMHO, she was the most attractive, out of…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped in on a rainy afternoon...

Stopped in on a rainy afternoon just after noon. There were maybe 10-15 dancers in the house, and maybe 8-10 customers. A couple of old favorites were there - and Alice was back…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I hadn't been to a strip...

I hadn't been to a strip club in a long time, but it was my friend's bachelor party and he insisted we had to go there. He, along with two other guys, arrived on…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

I have stopped at Showplace on...

I have stopped at Showplace on several occasions. Others are correct about the look of the club, very nondescript. The mens room could not be much worse. But the ladies sure make up for a…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Not much of a visit. ...

Not much of a visit. The club is clearly going downhill given the upcoming move and the wish to not spend any money on upkeep. Arrived mid-afternoon and saw maybe 5-6 dancers, most…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

Visited in the late evening. ...

Visited in the late evening. Three dancers: Krista, Angel and a fat blonde who shouldn't be dancing. The decor and overall cleanliness of this club is still low. The bathroom sink in the mensroom…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

I've been here twice now, and...

I've been here twice now, and it's been hit or miss. First time I went was on a Saturday night and it was pretty good. 15-20 girls, most were a 6-7 and maybe one or…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Well I wasn't able to get...

Well I wasn't able to get here early enough to experience the preferred dayshift, but it still turned out to be a very good visit. The removal of the pool table definitely is an…

Bliss Gentlemen's Lounge

Toronto, Ontario

I went to this club once...

I went to this club once on a Friday night around nine. There was about 4 ladies working and few dancing. As I was about to give up a decent looking blonde came by and…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

After work one night I popped...

After work one night I popped over to Stiletto's to see some girls and have some fun. The club is off a relatively well traveled road (that has been built up a lot in recent…

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Diamond Cutter vs. Blue Veiner

Since I am almost 65 and semi-dependent on my good buddy, Mr. Cialis, the instances when I sport a magnificent diamond cutter are sadly infrequent. Blue veiners are now the norm for me when Mr. Wood wakes up to play.…

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odds shit on tuscl

How come in the reviews their is not just strip clubs reveiewd but, their massage parlor , brothels, porn shops with extra in back ? Founder want let you add to eat but he hasn't took the others off....so how…

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stinky pussy

Do you like pussy that smells a little funky ? I knew this one provider named Dirty Red that did and I enjoyed it..oddly enough that bitch had a hefty clientele with that nasty snatch

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Where else other than FloiDuh?

Police: Officer drives stripper to work but she removes clothes in restaurant instead CASSELBERRY, Fla. — A woman was arrested on indecent exposure charges after officers said she was found without pants or underwear sitting on a bench inside a Bob…

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Post Dance Cock Blocking ?

When I SC; I like getting dances from a lot of different dancers. I usually SC at night when it's busy and there are other fi$h in the sea for the dancers to make $$$ from – so more…

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I can see it now. Every city is going to want to host the General Assemply.

Foreign diplomats gathered for UN General Assembly 'pack Manhattan strip club' After a long day of international peace-keeping, it's important to let off some steam. According to a report in the New York Post, diplomats in town for the 68th…

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Beating the pussy up

How many of us love hitting the pussy hard ? I mean so hard her ass and your thighs bruise

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Mirror Mirror... who is the prertiest of them all?

Last nite I went to a club I don't go to very often. It seemed like most of the girls in there were dancing for the mirrors and not the customers. They would come over while I was stageside and…

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Similar Lapdance Styles

Good morning out there to all my clubbing people. This Friday I noticed something at this one club I was at. All the dances that I got were cut from the same template. All the…

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More on Fashion

More on fashion. Have you ever noticed....? Young pregnant women now wear tight tops that accentuate their baby bump. Remember back in the 60's, 70's, even 80's, women bought "maternity clothes", loose fitting smock-like tops and dresses that tried to hide…

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curvy dancers

Looking for good clubs in the Ohio area that are curve friendly anyone have suggestions?

The Landing Strip

Houston, Texas

I went here a couple of...

I went here a couple of times with a friend and the bartender is cool. The girls are iffy and most dance to rap music. That is fine but I like variety. I remember only…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A pretty upscale club that is...

A pretty upscale club that is pretty large with several stages that each dance rotates thru for her 'set'. Topless on the first large stage then doing one or two songs on each of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

In my opinion a top three...

In my opinion a top three club in Phoenix. Dances on the floor are very good and only $10. Try to get a seat on the outside edge since a frisky dancer (the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Too funny how many lights there...

Too funny how many lights there are - you can see this place from miles away! Felt really safe as I drove into the lot and there was a security car sitting there.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Club looks quite rough on the...

Club looks quite rough on the outside, it is not. On the inside it is almost all newly renovated but the bare tile floor and kitchen type chairs make it feel almost office like.…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

What's Right: $7 cover, $5 beer,...

What's Right: $7 cover, $5 beer, $2.50 soda, friendly staff. Nice remodel from old club. What's Wrong: Stage is too high, not enough dancers on the floor, not enough seating away from the stage,…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Second visit to this club in...

Second visit to this club in a couple years. Not much has changed. Its still about the only club near Burlington while staying in VT. Beers are cheap for a strip club…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

They say all good things must...

They say all good things must come to an end. After years of being my favorite club here in town, this one seems to be slipping away. If you like the girl next door look…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

First trip to the neighborhood and...

First trip to the neighborhood and as I got closer it got scarier. Figured i had already made the drive from St. Louis; might as well go for it. So I parked walked…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Came to All Star after reading...

Came to All Star after reading about a few of the chicago clubs. I was in town and in the area, thought I'd make a stop. Looks like a plain ol bar with old tables…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I dont understand the high ratings...

I dont understand the high ratings for this place. I visited on a Thursday night at about midnight. The valet parking guys were very professional and might be the best part of the club. There…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Went to a concert near the...

Went to a concert near the club and drove by on the way home. I had not been here for many years, so decided to stop in -- it has changed a lot.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It was a busy day, many...

It was a busy day, many beautiful dancers but too crowded for my taste, it's hard to get personal with a dancer or talk to her when its so crowded, but well a great looking…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited in afternoon. Little different...

Visited in afternoon. Little different vibe-- Even though some time since last afternoon visit pretty much all the same faces. Bartender nice, helpful. Of course is BYOB. Pretty predictable place…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

What happened to this place??? Honestly....

What happened to this place??? Honestly. Anyone know. It used to be great.. for that reason, I keep giving it more and more chances, but am always disappointed. I've gone at all different…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

This is an update based on...

This is an update based on multiple day shift visits since my earlier enthusiastic August review. At the time I was very pleased with the quality of the dancers and sometimes full nudity of the…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Had not been here in a...

Had not been here in a while so decided to try it again since the last few times my experience was just ok. The cost of the drinks was average for the area. This time…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Taya Parker winner of one of...

Taya Parker winner of one of The Rock Of Love shows was the feature last week so I made a visit. I had a free pass for her show but I was told if I…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Before heading to TMC for Taya...

Before heading to TMC for Taya Parker I made a quick stop at CC. I arrived around 9:30 and left a little after 11PM and the club was pretty dead. I think Taya show and…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

I'll skip the lay out and...

I'll skip the lay out and club details as that didn't change from my previous review Arrived after 2am on sat This time I was alone after drinking and decided to go have a little more fun.…

Scandals

New York, New York

First time visiting this club as...

First time visiting this club as I'm not from NY. We decided to go as part of our bachelor party. After getting inside, went to the bar for drinks. It was kind…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

I went to this bar just...

I went to this bar just stopping by it get a drink. I walked in and sat down and was approached by a asian older lady . She looked kind of rough but she has…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is an awesome club. ...

This is an awesome club. The entrance fee is $10. Bottle of water is $7. At the club you will see a center stage where you can sit around it.…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I didn't have terribly high hopes...

I didn't have terribly high hopes for this club, which at one time used to be an all-male strip club. Like all clubs in Seattle, CF serves no alcohol -- but, it is sandwiched…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On my most recent trip to...

On my most recent trip to Las Vegas, a group of coworkers and I decided to visit Spearmint Rhino. We called the club for a ride and they sent over a free limo.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went mid-week evening for my first...

Went mid-week evening for my first time there ever. Cover was $33. I didn't have time to arrange the limo thing, although that sounds like the way to go. The place was…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to check out Monarch finally. First...

Went to check out Monarch finally. First dance was from Kendra. Her body is definitely on point. However, she suffers from young dancer syndrome. The grind itself is good, but there's just some…

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Bridgeport CT Clubs - What Happened?!

I know this is a little local ("hyperlocal" as we say around here).. but: Has anyone noticed the clubs in Bridgeport, CT have gone way way downhill throughout the past 3 years or so. What happened? It used to…

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If a dancer starts making you feel slightly uncomfortable after 20 to 30 minutes

Ask her to switch legs? Ask for a dance? Just sit there for a while longer because you figure she's not going to stay there all night especially if you told her you didn't want any dances for a while? I went with…

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Christies Cabaret

Anyone else getting a virus alert when they try to visit http://christiescabaret.com/christieclubs/

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Any good clubs in Indy?

I'm Indianapolis tonight and Monday night. Can anybody recommend a club with good contact in the Indy area? I'm checking out the reviews hut none stand out so far. thanks.

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Too much reality

I hate hearing the nonsense about girls selling "the fantasy." If she is getting paid by me, she is either getting me off or otherwise making my night more fun. But sometimes maybe the fantasy presentation isn't such…

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OT: Sustainable Porn

Suppose the US porn industry decided to get its shit together. They set up a website that costs $20 a month to join. You could then legally download content. You would get "points" that you could give…

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Strip club reality shows

Anybody watch these? Are any of them any good? Shadowcat started discussion on this couple years ago but it did not get much traction. Since them more of them have come out. Never saw this one, but here…

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OK...which of you dudes is Corey Feldman?

www.wwtdd.com/2013/09/corey-feldman-and-three-girls-with-big-tits/

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Do we have a new PROPHET?

Who just posted from Ecclesiastes? I think we my have a new prophet amongst us! Guccibro, watch out when you try to spread the word of the LORD on here. There are those who would persecute and true being of God. Look…

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taking credit for some one elses stage tip

Ever do this ? I once had a dude run up to the stage and toss a hundo bill on the floor right in front of me then he ran off...the dancer had her back turned and when she came back…

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"Reality Porn"

I don't really watch "mainstream" porn any longer. The kind shot in industrial buildings in the San Fernando Valley with fake-titted blondes and the same old male actors. Does not get me excited. Don't get me wrong - I'm not…

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C'mon KittyKate...

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Sisters in the Club

What's the most number of sets of sisters you've seen in the club? When I was at the club last week, but CF pointed out 3 sets of sisters were working that night. One set were twins that have worked…

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eXXXotica NJ

Has anyone ever gone to this event? Next weekend eXXXotica is having their show in Edison NJ. Looks like there are many porn stars attending along with lots of scheduled activities. There are two types of tickets…

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Ex dancers coming to the club as customers

Just tonight, I went to my favorite club and I saw no less than 3 ex dancers in the club, all of them with their boyfriends, I presume, and all of them as customers. 2 of them I bought…

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Nipple Poke or Panty Line

I'm in a bit of a quandary here. I love seeing a great nipple poke. Especially when it's a cool or cold day and a hot mamacita is wearing a sweater and you can see that…

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Proposition in Strip Club

I was at one of my favorite clubs a few weeks ago and had something odd happen. I was hanging out at one of the tables and an elegantly dressed woman (not a dancer) asked if she could sit with…

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What's your number?

Have you ever looked around the club and realized that you've had multiple girls there OTC? This has been happening more and more to me, but the highest number of girls I've had in the room was 4.…

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Hand Jobs and Deep French Kisses

I love this combo! I mean for me when I'm trying to get off the closer I can have a women pressed up on me the better. I've noticed during hand jobs I make this happen by doing a lot…

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$$$ spent in VIP

what's the most that you have ever spent in single VIP trip and what did you get for it ? spent $200 at Follies in Atl. black dancer gave me BBBJ while I finger banged her. she…

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BBBJ

I just saw this article that states a British study concluded that cum in mouth with swallow helps with depression. I have always felt it helped me and now out turns out it is good for the girl also. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

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Creepy Customers

While having drinks in the club, my CF said to me, "Don't look. That customer at the end of the bar is staring at us." Of course, I looked. A guy had turned around in his chair…

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Cool youtube video bunnies can fly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao I found it amusing. A group of people release a bunny into the wild. lol.

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You know who was really entertaining?

Well do you?

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Is it just me?

...or has TUSCL become kind of boring?

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Hounding Around

In my findings their isn't much difference in civilian bars and hobbiest clubs In my style of game its the same for both Find a sexy lady's Buy drinks and or dances Over pay for play Boom getting my dick wet I've even noticed that some…

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Ok to declline repeat offender during Dollar Parade?

Only saw one dollar parade post from a couple years back so hope it's ok to make another. So I would personally never decline tipping a girl on her first parade pass by when she gets off stage to…

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How not to do OTC

Deputies put the brakes on a man's sexual rendezvous with a stripper, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report. The flashing brake lights of a Mercedes parked on the 4000 block of Okeechobee Road in West Palm Beach…

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Might have to start watching women's basket ball

They kissing! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1789210-wnbas-diana-taurasi-gets-foul-after-kissing-opponent?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t3

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Why pay for web caming...

When you can simply hack one! http://wtvr.com/2013/09/27/sextortion-photos/

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The Stripper and Cory Booker

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/26/lynsie-lee-isn-t-a-vegan-and-other-fun-facts-about-the-stripper-tweeting-cory-booker.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_afternoon&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_afternoon&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet “When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?” I like the idea of a stripper as first lady.

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NEED SOME HELP

I'm going to Vegas next month and was wondering what clubs offer the best mileage or OTC opportunities. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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Charges Against Valley Brook Strip Club Dismissed

VALLEY BROOK, Oklahoma - A bust at a strip club in Valley Brook put more than a dozen dancers behind bars. Seventeen people were charged with engaging in lewd acts and other crimes last year. Now those charges have been…

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America's 10 Strangest Strip Clubs

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/26/americas-10-strangest-strip-clubs/?hpt=hp_t5 #8 sound particularly interesting IMO also glad to see TIME reporting on worthy news

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Canadians

Yo, Art: http://themetapicture.com/things-are-somehow-different-in-canada/?fb_comment_id=fbc_125932000910404_132156_126167410886863 And yes, I'm aware that us U.S. Americans do some goofy shit, too. Some of the ones on this list, too, at least in the north east...

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Gym

How many tusclers go to the gym before and or after a club visit ?

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Top 5 ?

ok guys, give me your top five from the attached? http://thechive.com/2012/12/16/relax-with-some-girls-in-lingerie-31-photos/ Who is your favourite girl in photo 4? I just can't decide.

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Clubs in Rockford and Belvidere, IL

I'm going to be out that way several times over the next month and will be spending some of my down time getting FS. I've been to Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere which is basically HJ, I've never been to C'est…

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Club Loyalty

First off, I wasn't sure what to call this post so Club Loyalty it is. Here I go-I've been going to the same club for almost 20 years. I have missed a year here or there…

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Gucci says yellow

Gucci is a new member and Gucci says yellow

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how cheap is to cheap

For me their is no such thang But, For you other members how cheap is to cheap for pussy...you know its so low you say no

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Saving Singles

Good evening out there in Stripclublandia. I hope all is well and stays well. Saving singles, that is the topic at hand. I am the type of cat that likes tipping the ladies on stage. Because…

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LOCAL SLUTS WANT TO FUCK

That can't be vaginal. Is it supposed to be cartoon anal or cartoon butt-crack frottage?

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Taking the first pitch

One of my few personal rules when going to a club is to never accept a dance from the first dancer who asks. Just like to get a fuller read of that's on the menu. Last night, at a major…

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Had to Flag It

I rarely ever flag reviews. I think I've done it once before when I noticed the reviewer had copy/pasted the review for the same club from an older review by a different reviewer. Came across this gem in today's reviews…

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The ambassadors of strip

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/politics/2013/09/25/dnt-un-nyc-strip-clubs.wpix.html Cheetah's in Times Square. Looks crappy. You'd think ambassadors and high UN staff would go to Flashdancers.

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Tampa Strip Clubs

Any suggestions on the best clubs. Willing to drive south or north of Tampa as well. Any suggestions. Thanks everyone.

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Bada Bing or Club Insomnia

Both clubs have 863 Dix Hwy, Lincoln Park, Michigan 48146 listed as their address. Anyways know what the correct name is? I thought Bada Bing was closed - did it reopen?

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Trip to Pensacola, recommendations?

Hi, From the reviews it looked like Babe's was the best of what is there. Anyone been there lately? Last review was a while ago. Thanks :)

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hi again

What have you all been up to? I'm in school and pursuing sundry other objectives, but I miss dancing.

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Construction cost per square foot

I'm looking for helpful insight & opinions. What do you think would be a rough estimate of construction costs per square foot for the following scenario? (I'm interested in construction & build out costs input only - think plumbing/HVAC/structural/electrical/lighting/etc.) 2,000 -…

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Brits would call it a "queue"

Heard this on the radio this morning. A guy stood in line for 3-1/2 hours to get an autograph from Jenny McCarthy and then she refused to sign his copy of Playboy with her in. WTF. I would be pissed.

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How much time do you need?

Business is slow so the DJ announces buy 1 hour in the Champagne room and get the second hour absolutely free. What he doesn't tell you of course is that you are still going to have to pay the dancers…

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Turn on your Ad Function

This dude is getting some fast pace head up ^^^theirs Its cracking me up Also anybody use this site to get laid ? Does it work ?

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Penile Injury in SC - Risk to the SC hobbyist.

There are two types of injury that hobbyists have had in SC: 1. Excess weight on penis during lap dance. 2. Penis stressed at wrong angle, breaks (serious). 3. STD from penile penetration during dance. The first one is where a…

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Dancers and the Economy

Do you guys think that ever since the economic downturn in2007 the quality and quantity of strippers have gone up or down? I think its gone down and im surprised. I thought and was hoping that when the recession hit…

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Fox: Wikimedia No Longer Purging ‘Porn' From Encyclopedia

LOS ANGELES—In 2010, Fox News made a big deal out of alleged porn flooding the online pages of Wikipedia, even going so far as to instigate a campaign of faux terror with the help of Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger, who…

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Lawsuit claims owners of Detroit strip club liable in sex trafficking case

A new lawsuit aims to make a statement in the sex trafficking case that stretched from Eastern Europe to Detroit. The case involved several women brought from the Ukraine to Detroit. The woman worked as dancers at the former Cheetah's Strip…

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Just Ask

What is so hard about this ?

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The 49ers Smith

I cannot understand why professional athletes engage in the kind of behavior he did. WHY put your VERY high paying job & contract at risk with drinking & drug use? [& gun use] I guess it may be the…

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[OT] Ted Cruz

What do you folks think of this guy? How long does he get to talk for?

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Feature acts

How many of you have gone to a feature act. I was in Cadillac lounge in Providence a few days after Terri Wiegle performed there. The girls were telling me that she would take a patron from the audience and…

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welcome back kittykate

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25414#comment259641 alucard has really missed you. stick around for a while won't you...

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Anybody using a Whizzinator?

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

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Face ... Body ... or Both ?

What turns you own most about a woman/dancer? Is the body the #1 or main reason to get dances from her? Or is the face #1? Or do both have to be there? I am definitely about the body – can't recall ever turning…

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Face Tattoo ?

The subject of tattoos is often discussed on here. I made a late afternoon visit to a black dive down here in Miami yesterday (Monday). I saw a dancer that was a dead ringer for Carmen Hayes (you can look her up…

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Worried that samsung was one of them...

Since he didn't post this...I"m getting worried he was involved. http://www.nbc4i.com/story/23510464/2-people-shot-outside-club 2 People Shot Outside South Side Club Posted: Sep 24, 2013 3:04 AM EDT Updated: Sep 24, 2013 6:46 AM EDT By: Carl Bohart - email By: Alex Mazer, Multimedia Content Producer - email COLUMBUS,…