I just saw this article that states a British study concluded that cum in mouth with swallow helps with depression. I have always felt it helped me and now out turns out it is good for the girl also.
Didn't check out the link, but I'm a big fan of swallowing. (No, not at work--don't do that. But I really like sucking off guys that, you know, I like.) Anyway, I think spitting is gross because it is messy. Plus, cum doesn't always taste that great. So, I always deep throat at the end of a blowjob. Then it goes straight down my throat. I don't have to taste it and there's no mess. Plus spitting seems rude. If I came on some guys face and his immediately concern was to rid himself of my fluids, I'd find that weird.
Bromelain and Papaya extract are suppose to improve the flavor of semen. An ex-girlfriend told me to eat pineapple. So I ate a lot of pineapple. She was happy. But the State of Hawaii was upset. It seems like I ate way too much Pineapple for just one person. How was I suppose to know that there were Pineapple quotas? So after a good Polynesian beat down or two, I stopped eating so much Pineapple and switched to the chewables.
It should change dancer's minds. After all, swallowing jiz does relieve depression according to the study.
Surreptitiously placed post-it notes over the "options" shown on the change boxes at my local Starbuck's...now reads "spit"...."swallow". The lady behind me commented that discussing "post-nasal drip" was disgusting.
Not to sound gay, but it SOUNDS like a crock of shit some brits made to get easy access for getting their load down the throat. I doubt this convinces any girls.
Esta my bro...try convincing the girls. Say "did you see the study linking consumption of semen to the easing of depressive symptoms? Sweetie...I just wanna make you happy..."
And if that doesn't work, have a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay ready. 'Cos a drumstick up the ass is a sure way to cure female depression. And putting a drumstick up a hot girls ass is a surefire way to cure male depression. So win-win!
Plus, a chick that let's you put a drumstick in her asshole is pretty likely to swallow your jizz...so win-win-win my friend.
What the article seems to be saying is that women who have unprotected sex have better mental health, so they conclude it's because of the semen. But (hopefully) unprotected sex correlates with being in a monogamous relationship. So maybe it's just proving that women being in monogamous relationships correlates with having better mental health. The cause and effect for that could run either, or both, ways.
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An endorsement. GREAT!
Surreptitiously placed post-it notes over the "options" shown on the change boxes at my local Starbuck's...now reads "spit"...."swallow". The lady behind me commented that discussing "post-nasal drip" was disgusting.
And if that doesn't work, have a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay ready. 'Cos a drumstick up the ass is a sure way to cure female depression. And putting a drumstick up a hot girls ass is a surefire way to cure male depression. So win-win!
Plus, a chick that let's you put a drumstick in her asshole is pretty likely to swallow your jizz...so win-win-win my friend.