Do we have a new PROPHET?
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Who just posted from Ecclesiastes?
I think we my have a new prophet amongst us!
Guccibro, watch out when you try to spread the word of the LORD on here. There are those who would persecute and true being of God.
Look at what was done to brother Juice. He came to us to open our eyes to the delights of KFC, krack, and klubs. He could.hav.Changed OUR whol.whey of communicating. But that KAH-ray-ZEE prophet proved to be too much for TUSCL.
Then prophet Pootie came forth and we did not understand. He was relentlessly persecuted. Even I did not see the mark of GOD upon that man until it was too late. Ultimately, Unchill Palmer's threats forced him to bid us adieu. You are gone but not forgotten Pottie. Don't bane the dillies my friend!!!
So c'mon Guccibro...what hath the LORD toldest thou? No better way to pick up the phone and give a shout out to the creator of the universe than chugging a couple o' bottles o' DXM cough syrup. You should totally do that, go to a stripper klub, and let wackiness ensue!
I think we my have a new prophet amongst us!
Guccibro, watch out when you try to spread the word of the LORD on here. There are those who would persecute and true being of God.
Look at what was done to brother Juice. He came to us to open our eyes to the delights of KFC, krack, and klubs. He could.hav.Changed OUR whol.whey of communicating. But that KAH-ray-ZEE prophet proved to be too much for TUSCL.
Then prophet Pootie came forth and we did not understand. He was relentlessly persecuted. Even I did not see the mark of GOD upon that man until it was too late. Ultimately, Unchill Palmer's threats forced him to bid us adieu. You are gone but not forgotten Pottie. Don't bane the dillies my friend!!!
So c'mon Guccibro...what hath the LORD toldest thou? No better way to pick up the phone and give a shout out to the creator of the universe than chugging a couple o' bottles o' DXM cough syrup. You should totally do that, go to a stripper klub, and let wackiness ensue!
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But seriously my friend, what do you think a real prophet would be like? Juice I tells you...he would be exactly as Juice portrays himself.
Think about it...if the creator of the universe cut the top off yo' head and stuck his God finger in yo' tapioca what would that do to you? Being touched by that much power is not meant for mere mortals.
Of course, if you think God touched you in a special place... That ain't God my friend. That be a succubus!
Don't do that. It is fucked up!