Anybody using a Whizzinator?

13 comments

• Ermita_Nights

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  11 years ago

  When I first read that I thought it was for fooling drug tests. But it's more for things like golden showers, right?
• ime

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  11 years ago

  collect them all and trade them with friends
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  That's some class A weirdo shit
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  Ermita, I'm pretty sure it's for drug tests. Especially since it says at the bottom that it's not intended for use on drug tests.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Funny stuff
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  You could pull off a serious fake ldk with that. You could really piss some dancers off. Then try to convince them ot is just water
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  You could pull off a serious fake ldk with that. You could really piss some dancers off. Then try to convince them ot is just water
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Never used the Whizzinator but I did use synthetic urine before.
• EarlTee

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  11 years ago

  I have never applied, and will never apply, for a job that requires a drug test. What I do on my own time is none of their motherfucking business.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @EarlTee: It is if it affects your performance, or prevents you from being at work because you're in jail. You obviously have the right to decline to work for someone who does that, but they also have the right to treat it as they're business if their assets are on the line because you decide to alter your consciousness, even on your off time.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  GoVikings may remember the former Minnesota Viking Onterrio Smith, who got busted at the Minneapolis airport for carrying a Whizzinator. I myself have never seen one, but I'm fairly certain it's for cheating drug tests.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  The whole idea of this thing just pisses me off...
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  For the last 25 of my 42 working career I was subjected to mandatory random drug and alcohol testing. In the beginning 50% of us got tested annually. By the time I retired it was down to just 5% because hardly anyone was getting busted. I think I got tested a total of about 20 times. I only know of one case where the person failed and got fired and it was his second offense.
  
  I didn't mind being tested. I was in a job where safety was the number one concern.