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Impressing the ladies

Tiredtraveler
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Solo PL

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Advice for us oldsters: I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit. I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?" The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby" See even us old guys have sex appeal!

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tumblingdice
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Try a penis pump.

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Alucard
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Right!

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Estafador
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Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm

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carl95
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Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.

They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.

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VeryBigDawg
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That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".

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crsm27
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That was good.

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Gucci_Mane
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Gooood

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SlickSpic
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Now that's the Gospel Truth.

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jack0505
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Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.

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