Advice for us oldsters: I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit. I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?" The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby" See even us old guys have sex appeal!
Impressing the ladies
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Right!
Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm
Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.
They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.
That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".
That was good.
Gooood
Now that's the Gospel Truth.
Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?
[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.
Try a penis pump.