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Impressing the ladies

Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
Advice for us oldsters:
I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit.
I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?"
The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby"
See even us old guys have sex appeal!

9 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Try a penis pump.
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    Right!
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm
  • carl95
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    11 years ago
    Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.

    They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.
  • VeryBigDawg
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    11 years ago
    That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".
  • crsm27
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    11 years ago
    That was good.
  • Gucci_Mane
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    11 years ago
    Gooood
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Now that's the Gospel Truth.
  • jack0505
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    11 years ago
    Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?

    [At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.
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