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Impressing the ladies

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Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
Advice for us oldsters:
I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit.
I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?"
The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby"
See even us old guys have sex appeal!

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tumblingdice
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11 years ago
Try a penis pump.
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Alucard
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11 years ago
Right!
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Estafador
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11 years ago
Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm
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carl95
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11 years ago
Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.

They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.
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VeryBigDawg
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11 years ago
That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".
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crsm27
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11 years ago
That was good.
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Gucci_Mane
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11 years ago
Gooood
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SlickSpic
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11 years ago
Now that's the Gospel Truth.
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jack0505
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11 years ago
Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.
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