Impressing the ladies

10/1/2013 8:21:24 AM

Advice for us oldsters:
I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit.
I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?"
The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby"
See even us old guys have sex appeal!

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tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Try a penis pump.

Alucard

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11 years ago

Right!

Estafador

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11 years ago

Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm

carl95

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11 years ago

Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.

They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.

VeryBigDawg

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11 years ago

That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".

crsm27

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11 years ago

That was good.

Gucci_Mane

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11 years ago

Gooood

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Now that's the Gospel Truth.

jack0505

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11 years ago

Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.

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