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Impressing the ladies

Tiredtraveler
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Solo PL

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Advice for us oldsters: I was working out at my gym when a sweet young thing walked in her skin tight training outfit. I asked the trainer: "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there ?" The trainer looked at me and replied: "The ATM in the Lobby" See even us old guys have sex appeal!

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tumblingdice

Try a penis pump.

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Alucard

Right!

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Estafador

Lol young people use the bench press, old people use the atm

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carl95

Machines don't impress anybody. You need to bust out the olympic lifts.

They say money attracts money, well overhead snatch attracts snatch.

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VeryBigDawg

That was good! Or as dad said "money talks, bullshit walks".

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crsm27

That was good.

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Gucci_Mane

Gooood

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SlickSpic

Now that's the Gospel Truth.

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jack0505

Ha ha ha... did you get that from the Goldman Sachs Elevator (@GSElevator) Twitter?

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.

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