I've seen no comments in Klingonese. OK...there was a comment about clubs in the Shire. But I don't do hobbit clubs. The creep me out. All that foot hair. Ewwww....
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
KittyKate...you ever work a Mordor club? I was in this Mordor club, the All-Seeing Eye, and there was this super hot chick that gave an Orc a BBBJCIM and drank that Orc jizz right down.
I was her next dance and I planned to refrain from the DFK. But she was all hot and shit so I DFKed her anyway. Orc jizz breath is all rank and shit.
I use Tuscl primarily for posting and reading reviews the rest is just window dressing. I have found that the posts ebb and flow (get interesting and boring) over time but the reviews are almost always helpful.
C'mon Jack my bro...don't you miss the tales of KFC in the Klingon empire? I'm really interested to hear 'bout KittyKate's time in a Mordor club. I bet that job was off the hook! Orcs don't take kindly to strippers that take their money without givin' some extras, as she suggested that she does in a prior thread. You only want to try that shit in a human club!
That Orc is my most loyal regular.
Is there a page that will tell me all the abbreviations? Or give me a cliff notes summery on Star Wars/Trek, Orcs, Harry Potter (for the younger guys), why baseball is SO long, The Lord of the Rings, how the fuck football works, and various other sci-fi things I should know about... Guy stuff. You'd think I would have figured some of these things out by now, but all of these subjects go over my head.
TUSCL? We don't need no stinkin' TUSCL.
NFL in full swing. So is college football. Baseball playoffs begin this week. Heck, even NHL and NBA training camps just started.
Agreed- it'seasonal, just like in the clubs. Hunting season, Baseball, Football, and now that summer is over. Everyone is feeling the urgency to get in those last few good weather days. October means Halloween, so there will be another roller coaster ride because of all the parties.
I tried to watch one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but I passed out. Being ignorant on the topic of Harry Potter doesn't bother me too much-young guys aren't usually big spenders anyway. I did google what an Orc is, but I have to say the definition doesn't carry much significance for me. I think I lack the background to appreciate Orc-culture. I have asked many people why baseball is so long. No one can give me a straight answer. Guys have tried to explain football to me. I'm not retarded. I know the basic rules of pretty much every other sport. Just don't get football. There's throwing and tackling... Some running... A lot of starting and stopping... Time works differently. The clock will say there are 11 minutes left, but really there are 3 hours left.... I guess I could watch all 11 Star Wars movies and 9,000 Star Trek episodes. I think I'll do that right after I learn to write in hieroglyphics.
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Kitty Kate, just watch UFC. One guy beats the holy mackerel out of another guy. Pretty simple. No headbutts, no biting, no eye gouging, no small joint manipulation, no hitting behind the head. Easy as me.
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