Business is slow so the DJ announces buy 1 hour in the Champagne room and get the second hour absolutely free. What he doesn't tell you of course is that you are still going to have to pay the dancers for their time/services.
Would you rather have double the time or half the price? I'll take half the price. If I can't take care of business in 30 minutes, another 30 minutes is not going to help.


What do you mean pay the girl? I thought you said the second hour is free?