This is a totally true story...believe it or don't.
An older married family man from Orlando heads down to the the stixx in Tampa for a little entertainment. He thinks his wife should not find out because Tampa is quite a ways from home so all should be safe to let loose.
Th married dude has a quite a few drinks and decides he wants to take a girl to the back for more than dances. Though he is not typically an extras dude he finds a girl who will suck Mr. Happy and takes her to the back.
After a couple of songs married dude decides he wants to be all decadent and shit so he asks his girl to get someone else to join them. Someone really sick, twisted, and KINKY. Dancer says it will be $150 to her and she will go get my friend, who will cost $500 'cos she is the hottest girl in the club. Married guy agrees and dancer goes out and get her friend to come up to the room after super-kinky dancer is done with her other customer. Super-kinky dancer's specialty is nailing dudes in the ass with a strap on. Dancer 1 will suck married dude's lil' Mr. Happy and kinky dancer will join in and assfuck the dude with a strap on.
A song latter kinky dancer enters married dude from behind and proceeds to assfuck him until married guy unloads into the mouth of girl #1. Married dude turns around to see kinky dancer and screams bitch at her and drags her by the hair out of the lap dance are towards the door.
Two bouncers cut off married dude at the door when the married dude says “Out of my way, she's my fucking daughter. We need to go to the van for more toys. I've got a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay, a tear-stained air mattress, and a big bag o' cucumbers!"
And that, my friend, is how TDHQ's dad met TDHQ's mom.