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whats your favorite at home alcholic drink ?

I get Fucker up on night train and thunder bird

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Deans Gold (North Miami) 2:00 a.m.

Looks like they picked the wrong PL to mess with. I'm a bit surprised since this is a very upscale club w/ upscale (i.e. deep pocketed) older white collar clientele – the club's parking lot often has an array of fancy…

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Could you say no to Angelica?

http://www.xnxx.com/video3547597/unbelievable_woman_enjoying_great_sex

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what do you call your 100 billz ?

I call it tossing Hundos

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Sexy Readings with Joker

This is a controversial passage from 'God of Small Things' I don't have a problem with it. Do any of you think it's too much? (I read this age 14, this is a book intended for adults) Ammu, naked now, crouched…

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Another day in paradise

Shadow has the news. Alucard is trolling and acting innocent. Bigtuna = juicy jay. Slick always has something interesting to say. Pussies are bitching. Many of the multiple personality trolls are out to play today... All that equals some funny ass…

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need help with finding street hookers

First question, is where can I find a prostitute or just an anonymous sex encounter. Also, if you think this is a good idea? i'm 24, and increasingly self-conscious of the fact that i'm a virgin, i declined at least…

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Ellie May Clampit

I watched Beverly Hillbillies the movie last nite. I think Ellie May is hooooot. Blonde hair and huge boobs. She looks a lot like my first huge teenage crush. Anyway, do you remember the part where Ellie May wrestles the captain…

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i love latino girls

Big tots, big Ass, big pussy, brown all over. My god they call me papi and roll them R's. I go broke for those girls What bitch you like ?

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what is your favorite stripclub song

Soon, I wana fuck you is mine :)

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Hired Guns Game Plain

I took the breakout session Strippers and Hired Guns with Mystery after the London bootcamp in May and boy was I glad I did. This past weekend some friends (3 guys and 3 pivots - one of my own past conquests…

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Ugly Bitches need Sex too

Ever go to the club at closing time just to pick up the ugliest and therefore the lowest paid stripper in da'club ? I do dis all da'time....I get so much wet pussy on my little fish stick...mmmmm i want…

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Emergancy Cash

I got a little system I would like to share with you. When I find a little hottie I wanna stick my Dick in. I find her fuck number and save it back with her name on it. Then…

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Voting System for Tuscl

I'm a member of other forums that use a voting system. Their is a button near their profile and they can hit it for a banned or a keep and members can vote on you stays and leaves. This would…

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The morning news with Shadowcat.

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- He picked the wrong place to take a nap. Police say a 19-year-old had cocaine and cash on him when they found him passed out at the wheel of his running car outside a Travis strip…

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Pain !

How many men like to bring pain on the Dick ? If yes what kind ? My answer is yes I love paying strippers to step on my Dick with those shoes....at home i will slam my Dick in the door while watching

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Pride

Has anyone ever worn a shirt to the club that says pride on it with a rainbow? How hard did the dancers try to turn you straight?

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Hadn't been to this club in...

Hadn't been to this club in long time, years. Was always a fan of the original in bellflower which is now closed. A couple friends went a couple weeks prior and had a…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I visited last Thursday and it...

I visited last Thursday and it was pretty good. It is a juice/soda bar (like all WA state strip clubs)- Bartenders are friendly and nice and layout of club is good-nice upscale club with that…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Flirted with a really old Asian...

Flirted with a really old Asian girl that had a great body but I couldn't pull the trigger. Ordered a three pack of Heineken for ten dollars and pulled the trigger with the only…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was in town last Saturday...

I was in town last Saturday and had a chance to stop by the Penthouse club for a visit. Although I hadn't been there for months nothing had really changed much. The best…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

In Denver for a conference so...

In Denver for a conference so decided to play a bit. The escort I entertained yesterday recommended this place highly so off to the Cabaret I went. This is a "high end" type of…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Since the raid the club has...

Since the raid the club has become completly dead and strict. Very few old dancers still work there anymore. The place has so few dancers work or stay after dancing a few days. The music…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to flashers and this club...

Went to flashers and this club is really becoming hit or miss. Riley was there and a few regulars who sat in that back by the restrooms not doing any dances. I got a few…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Back in town again for work,...

Back in town again for work, glad to have found out that Sugar's closed. Unlike last time decided to get the local mag first to get a discount admission. Was bummed to find out that it…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Visited this spot on a Thursday...

Visited this spot on a Thursday evening with one of my friends. I wanted to go to Hooters to watch the football game and my friend suggested this place because he claimed they sometimes…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I highly reccommend this club if...

I highly reccommend this club if you are looking for hot girls who know how to show a good time and if you have some money to burn. You can sit and drink and stare…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

After a disappointing trip to Bobby’s,...

After a disappointing trip to Bobby’s, my friend and I stopped by Carl’s on a Thursday evening. As soon as we walked in I knew I would enjoy my time here better. It…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I got in before 5pm, so...

I got in before 5pm, so free admission. Ordered a salad, which was very nice, with the white house wine, also nice. It was a bartenders birthday, so they gave out free cake…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I came in to the Bush...

I came in to the Bush Co. early on a Saturday afternoon recently. They are supposed to open at 4 pm. I got there at about 4:30 and they didn't charge a cover. No one…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I visited here for the...

I visited here for the second time. The first time I went it was free after midnight, but it was during the week. This was a Friday, so it was a $5 charge, not…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

First visit to Admiral and a...

First visit to Admiral and a Chicago club. I was pleasantly surprised by the club. As other review have noted it is an old theater in a residential part of the city. One…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Recently ventured into Flight Club on...

Recently ventured into Flight Club on a Thursday afternoon. No cover charge. Sat by a table next to the stage towards the back of the club where you have a great vantage point of the…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Well my friends I had not...

Well my friends I had not visited Cloud Nine in nearly a year but I had the hankering for some touchy-feely today. The physical layout has not changed. Absurdly there is a sign-in sheet at…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Had an opportunity to stop by...

Had an opportunity to stop by the the Mill few weeks ago. Have to say its a great bar and everyone is very friendly. The bar tender was a very sweet brunette who made sure…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I had never been to Christie's...

I had never been to Christie's before, but let me tell you I was very impressed with the physical layout and building. Very posh. The dancers were all good looking, solid 8 and 9's, some…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

En route to New York City...

En route to New York City from Philadelphia and popped off the new jersey turnpike at recommendation of a friend who was at one point a regular. Expensive VIP room but worth the trip, decent mix…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

Hadn't been to a club in...

Hadn't been to a club in a while, this place reminded me of why we guys like these joints. I went on a Friday night, after a long drive down the valley, just needing…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Just turned 21 so I decided...

Just turned 21 so I decided to go to a strip club for my first time. Looked up nearby ones and picked Fantasy Castle. I walk in around 4:00 PM on a Tuesday. The bouncer…

Heat

Phoenix, Arizona

Based on my first two visits...

Based on my first two visits everything is barely average. Maybe things are better on Friday Saturday nights like the workers say but empty aged looking night club vibe inside. They moved locations across town…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Casa Diablo, after midnight on a Wednesday. I had avoided coming here previously due to the $40 cost/song for private dances. However, it seems more of the better…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Dropped by early in the afternoon...

Dropped by early in the afternoon and the club was dead. Only a few girls and most of them were just sitting around at the bar talking to each other. I was finally approached by…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Scores is inside Trump Taj Mahal...

Scores is inside Trump Taj Mahal casino and opened for the first time on Sep 12, 2013. All week I watched super hot girls go in and out before their opening presumably for interviews.…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

I went in skeptically, thinking the...

I went in skeptically, thinking the Tuesday evening talent would be subpar, but I was glad I was wrong. The place is in a safe area with a parking lot. It's not a dive but…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

after reading about this place from...

after reading about this place from prior reviews i decided to head over to this establishment and see if i could have some fun. place is divey neighborhood type of place. area is safe on…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So this might be the wrong...

So this might be the wrong night to come to The House but I stopped in on a Thursday evening, right around midnight. Paid my "cover" by ordering an overpriced drink and sat and chilled…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Went back to the Vu after...

Went back to the Vu after a few months absent. I was happy to see that a few faves were still working at the club. Overall, is an ok club for the Seattle scene, good…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Good atmosphere, great drinks, bartenders are...

Good atmosphere, great drinks, bartenders are nice and the girls are gorgeous. Most girls are Russian or otherwise European, and mostly skinny. Always at least 4-5 girls on stage as well, and you can bet…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in a few years, but since I readso mmany good reviews from you guys that I would come by and check it out myself. Anyway, I came here at…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Me and my buddies were down...

Me and my buddies were down the road at another club and heard this place was having a "black light party" so we decided to head over and check it out. The small parking…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Very nice place but not nude...

Very nice place but not nude as word of mouth has it. Far removed from city, kind of in middle of nowhere. Close to airport, sort of(2 mi.) Cover before 8 pm is free and…

Showgirls

Brisbane, Queensland

When in for an afternoon visit....

When in for an afternoon visit. Wasnt the A team but still pretty hot. My first time in Australia and I won't soon forget it. Had a great time in the VIP dance area, well…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

stopped by my fav club after...

stopped by my fav club after not coming for a long time. it was pretty dead for a Tuesday. waitress told me it has been like this since the school year started.…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

I was traveling through and stopped...

I was traveling through and stopped in Missoula for the night. Took the opportunity to visit Fox Club for the first time. Unfortunately, it was a Monday night; generally the worst night to visit…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

As an unexperienced strip club visitor,...

As an unexperienced strip club visitor, Mons Venus surprised me. It felt classier and cleaner than I thought. The girls were really hot and nicer to talk with than I expected. The dances were great,…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped into fantasy. Love this club,...

Stopped into fantasy. Love this club, would call it my regular spot. If you visit a couple of times the staff will quickly remember you and what you like to drink, etc. Girls are usually…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

I never had been there before...

I never had been there before and it was a very small club, but everyone in there was great, there was a total non rush approach from multiple girls there. They just come up, some…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Got to this neck of the...

Got to this neck of the woods and found I was in striking distance of this reputed hot spot, so excitedly put it on my event list. Monday afternoon's often not a great clubbing…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been going here every couple...

I've been going here every couple of months for many years. Seen a lot of girls come and go and some of the classics that needed to go are finally gone. Almost all…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I make sure to visit this...

I make sure to visit this club just about every time I'm in Houston, and it's never disappointed in about the 3 years or so I've gone. The club is part of the same…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

If you like self proclaimed hoes...

If you like self proclaimed hoes where pretty much everything goes, then this is the place for you. I came on a Friday night (taxi, so I don't know what the valet fee was),…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Went to Sirens last night, Tuesday....

Went to Sirens last night, Tuesday. There were about 8 girls with about half of them being a 6 or better. They ran 2 for 1 dance specials about every 30 minutes. Meet with a…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Went out on a Tuesday Evening...

Went out on a Tuesday Evening for the 3sum tuesday ( 3 cover, 3 tecate, 3 tequila)and decided to stop by a bit after 11. The club has an open floor with the bar at…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times... and haven't been dissapointed! When arriving, I was pleasantly surprised to be waved past the turnstile with no cover charge... not sure if they have a cover charge or…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

I went to Sirens last Saturday...

I went to Sirens last Saturday and had a pretty average time. Dancers just didn't seem like they cared if customers were there or not. I wish VIP was a little more private. I…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

me and my buddy were in...

me and my buddy were in Las Vegas for a convention. we wanted to try a smaller off the main place and tried Little Darlings. there were a number of nice girls working this Thursday…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at Zona Rosa. I'm very partial to the latina crowd and really wanted to check out an all nude place in Dallas. Only two of the dancers went all nude…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Well after stopping at four clubs...

Well after stopping at four clubs yesterday. I decided to stop by the crazy horse after lunch meeting. I've been here five times during the night first time for dayshift. Not much to report about…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

I've been here only one other...

I've been here only one other time prior to this visit. Last time pavement had some many pot holes I had dodge my car out of way ok if I drove my truck. Outside look…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I was in town for business...

I was in town for business last week and decided to try this club out as it looked like the best club in the area. I first went to another club right next door to…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

I went into Uncle Harry's about...

I went into Uncle Harry's about a month ago on a Wednesday. It had been 2-3 years since my last visit. The girls were much more pushy than before and their quality has gone down…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I haven't been to DV COI...

I haven't been to DV COI in a while so I decided to stop by after work on Thursday. I got their around 8-9pm and the place was packed. I had to sit in a…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

Not planning a visit but I...

Not planning a visit but I had an hour with nothing to do. Cover was $7 and $4 for a Rockstar. The girl at the counter told me that $25 for a wrist…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Kahoots is easy to find just...

Kahoots is easy to find just off Kenny NW of Columbus. Safe self parking and a minimal $5 cover. There were about 6-8 girls working. Several were pretty big girls and quite a few tats.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Got to Henry's N at about...

Got to Henry's N at about 10 to 7pm Saturday night. Almost no cars in the lot, but that can be really good or bad depending on the dancers. Fewer patrons, better deals. Or so…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I stopped by Taboo on my...

I stopped by Taboo on my way to a client visit in northern Virginia. The club is easy to find, about a mile from I-81. There was ample parking in front at this time of…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in noonish Friday . ...

Stopped in noonish Friday . Everyone very friendly ......no pushy drink hustle or being constantly being harrassed for private dances. Had a great time talking with a beautiful blonde that I had gotten…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club may not look like...

This club may not look like much from the outside, but everyone is friendly and you can have a great time. Had an itch to scratch. Grabbed some beers and headed over. Once inside…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

went to Sirens last Saturday around...

went to Sirens last Saturday around 3a.m. they charge 15 to get in after 2 a.m. because they're the only after hrs strip club in the area. As I was walking in I saw 3-4…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

I went down for the $10...

I went down for the $10 Monday dance special I heard about on the radio and found the club nice. I hate the stupid state laws requiring pasties. Talk about stupid. I…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I was last at this club. Arrived around 1:00 PM on a Tuesday and the club was very dark. I had a difficult time finding my way…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Worth a visit, especially when there...

Worth a visit, especially when there is s special going on like cheap drinks or food. Dancers were attractive but not knockouts. Fairly typical of a decent club. $6 steak and $3 drinks was a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

After the disappointment at Diva's, I...

After the disappointment at Diva's, I went to Cowboy's. There were lots of girls and I thought the quality overall was better than in recent trips to Cowboy's. I had read reviews of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I hadn't been to my favorite...

I hadn't been to my favorite club in a couple of years but found it to still be one of the best. I appreciate the big, well lighted parking lot. It makes the…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

$10 door rip-off. This club is...

$10 door rip-off. This club is not nude. Saw a review and went back. Big guy at door got me again.Done with thug joints. Columbus has better to offer. Parking lot had cars & looked like…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

This is not my first visit...

This is not my first visit to this club. But it will be my last, or at least until they get new management. I was in this club maybe 10 years ago and as i…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

It's nicer than a lot of...

It's nicer than a lot of other deja vu clubs I've been to. I mean, nothing amazing, but I've definitely been to worse. The waitress I had was decent, hotter than some of the dancers.…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

C-town nude? Went by the Roadhouse...

C-town nude? Went by the Roadhouse before PD to check it out.This club really is Nude. Have been here a few times,this is a great spot. Monday saw 8 girls all nude and met Dawn,she…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Popped into here on a Tuesday...

Popped into here on a Tuesday evening. There were about 10 dancers, with quality ranging from 4 to 8. It was $12 to get in which seemed a little expensive. Got a drink and sat…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

I visited this club in July...

I visited this club in July and boy was it an good experience. It was might first hostess club here at home though I have been to a few while visiting Asia. Most of the…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

The good ol ABCO I have...

The good ol ABCO I have been to this club so many times over the years but hadn't been in awhile. Frifday night decided to check it out and don't know if I will b…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

First trip to P Plus, but...

First trip to P Plus, but had heard good things, so decided to stop in when on a trip to a local event. The club was pretty easy to find, & was in relatively…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Haven't been in a while and...

Haven't been in a while and stopped in early afternoon..the club was dead so a lot of hot girls willing to play. Was only there when K****** came over..about 5'1" 38D..nice spinner. After…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This club seems to be the...

This club seems to be the best in Houston, and I suppose like others have mentioned that's because it technically is not in Houston. Dancers and the quality of their dances vary a lot…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many many times over the last few years. The place is neither in the higher nor lower end of strip clubs in Dallas. But it does have a slightly grimy…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I take a tour of the...

I take a tour of the washington park clubs every so often and I always have to end my night here. The club isn't much to look at. The road is rocky and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter is an older club and...

HiLiter is an older club and it shows. There are fans that don't work, frayed chairs, the air conditioning and sound system go out at times. It is small. Maybe 25 or so seats along…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

One of the best clubs I...

One of the best clubs I have been to in 20 years! About 10 girls on a Tuesday night and all would rate at least a 7 and some up to 9. The…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back after a long hiatus...

Went back after a long hiatus from Goldrush. The club has improved their furniture and layout. Parking lot guy still charges a couple of bucks to watch the car. The last time I was there…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Went by Visions about 10:30 on...

Went by Visions about 10:30 on a saturday night as I thought they would have their "A" team working. I was not disappointed. There were several 7's 8's and 9's working. There had to be…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Visited on a Thursday afternoon earlier...

Visited on a Thursday afternoon earlier this summer. Stopped in and had a seat at the bar. There were 10 men total seated at the bar. Several minutes pass, and no dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The club itself looks pretty run...

The club itself looks pretty run down from the outside. Go inside and it looks even more run down. It is setup with two stages in the middle and a bar surrounding.…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

I have been to big daddy's...

I have been to big daddy's before the fbi raid that changed everything. I got there almost 9 pm, it was quite. there were three people on the bar, two came about half an hour…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Not feeling this place. You go...

Not feeling this place. You go to the website and they make it seem like they're very customer-friendly and welcoming. My experience was the complete opposite. There were only two girls on shift and one…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

I knew this club had been...

I knew this club had been bought out by SEX.Posure and had been closed for a few months during the change of ownership. I saw from the reviews here on TUSCL that this old Excalibur…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

Try to show up around 1...

Try to show up around 1 or 2pm in the afternoon, the selection isn't always the best, looks wise. But these ladies will treat you VERY GOOD as long as you're willing to tip for…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

I've only been there once but...

I've only been there once but it wasn't bad. The club was really easy to find, the hostess and dancers were pretty and very nice and made us feel welcome. We never had to wait…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Recently visited not to long back....

Recently visited not to long back. The ladies on the Friday night shift are beautiful and willing to swing around a pole for them bills. The club itself is very laid back, just keep your…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

if you want a place that...

if you want a place that will be almost schizo, this is it. I have been here on 6 occasions. Three were great and three sucked. It depends on how many people are there. It depends on…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

I visited Papermoon Southside on two...

I visited Papermoon Southside on two consecutive days (Tuesday and Wednesday) arriving the first nigh about 10:30 and the second about 9:30. It was a study in contrasts. First, a little about the Club itself.…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Recently visited Temptations [TNT] twice at...

Recently visited Temptations [TNT] twice at night. Once during the week, once on a weekend. Arrived close to 10PM both times. Very slow despite very busy downtown scene on weekend. Will only describe changes from earlier…

Making the Trip to Tijuana

I have reviewed many of the clubs down in Tijuana numerous times, The Hong Kong Club and Adelita's bar being the 2 places I frequent the most. I don't often go to clubs in my home town as I live in Las Vegas and the clubs here are well known to fleece a man of all his cash and leave him with nothing but unfulfilled fantasies. I have written several reviews of my experiences and have received messages from other members asking questions about my experiences and of the clubs in general, I have also read the discussion boards filled with trolls and people spouting unfounded stereotypical fears about the area and people. So I have decided to write…

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Cum in Mouth is useless

I been recently posting a lot of threads lately but I'm just tired of holding my thoughts to myself hoping someone else asks something similar. Anyway, whenever I am getting my johnson slurpped, I am enjoying the feeling of mouth…

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Fudging dance count?

How often do you ever get the feeling a stripper tacked on one more dance than you got? And how do you usually respond?

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Just say NO unless its a Deal

By now the whole world knows that Sassey's husband was approached by a lot lizard. By now the whole world knows Sassey's husband turned the lot lizard down and told his wife. By now the whole world knows that Sassey's…

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City of Industry LE crackdown?

Interesting post today on the Strip Club Hound's blog. Seems like Law Enforcement in COI is starting to crackdown on strip clubs and extras, even enforcing closing times. If you're interested visit his great blog and read it…

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A question for full nude establishment dancers.

Okay, I've been to plenty of strip clubs and don't ask for much. I've read a lot of stories here about guys getting "special" things in the club, but I usually have a request that I don't think is…

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Full Service Establishments

Hello All, I thought it would be good to start a thread about full service clubs. I travel a lot for work, and with limited time to do research (both in person and on this board) sometimes finding the right club in…

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Do You Have a Pregame ?

I'm pretty sure I recall this being asked/posted before; but I'll post it again based on a review I read of Follies which posted today: “… After applying the electric muscle stimulator, to my Jonson for 45 minutes. I was set…

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Making a stripper feel good

Obviously strippers try to make us feel good during lapdances. I don't know about the rest of you, but I also try to make sure the strippers are having a good time during the lapdance. I have had strippers tell…

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The best of the best

How many strippers that are 9's or 10's to you have you fucked in your strip clubbing career? Mine might be low compared to rest of you because I've never fucked a stripper P4P (I'm too young to paying for sex…

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Asian strippers in Cincy??

Anyone knows any Asian strippers in Cincinnati? They are just the biggest turn on...

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Fake L.D.K. ?

Ever go and get a lapdance and fake a L.D.K. ? I was at a club once and it was all air dance...so I got bored naturally and I thought I would fake a climax and then the L.D.K....i even ran…

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"So I felt the Lord say to me, ‘Go feed the strippers.'"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/17/strip-church-ministry-helps-tennessee-exotic-dancers-shed-their-pasts/

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Government goons shoot man accidently

DISARM Government Goons. It MUST be done for others SAFETY! Right, Alucard? http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/sep/17/lake-roosevelt-park-ranger-shot-man-near-son/

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Strip-club worker assaults other employees after being fired

A 19-year-old Indianapolis woman was angry over getting fired from her job at a strip club, police said, when she assaulted four other employees at Brad's Brass Flamingo on the Eastside. Stephanie Croney was arrested on a preliminary charge of battery…

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Thoughts on the Jacksonville Jaguars

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.

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sundowner stript club

Has anyone been.there is it off freeway how much to get in. And are girls hot or arw they all up on you I'm a first timer

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Dayton, Ohio

Thursday night visit last month was...

Thursday night visit last month was a sweet spot time. Had almost a full weekend shift (18-20 dancers) with only 2/5 of the weekend crowd. COSTS/ ORIENTATION: Night cover was $5. Only main bar near…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I was in the neighborhood and...

I was in the neighborhood and had 2-3 hours to kill so I stop by this joint again. I was here about 2-3 months ago and had my fun. I was hoping to…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Well, this place is one of...

Well, this place is one of my old stomping grounds. Back in my early 20s, I used to live up the street from Amber's and frequented it, however, it had been a few years since…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club for ages and I stopped by one night. $5 cover which isn't too high for topless club. Parking was jammed. Crowded inside for dead Tuesday night elsewhere. Some poster…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

This club is close to Kemah,...

This club is close to Kemah, about 10 minutes off I-45 South. So it's a bit out of the way, and most of the clients are locals. It's a fairly small club, with…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I've been pretty tough on the...

I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances" (and…

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San Antonio shoot out.

A man suspected of starting a shootout in a North Side strip club is facing a felony charge. Rudy Cantu, 35, was arrested Thursday at a local hospital where he was seeking treatment for gunshot wounds. He was charged with aggravated…

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Remember RFCookie?

She just did a review on the Columbia Platinum Plus. So I sent her a PM. She is now living in SC and working a few Friday nights at the club. She won the contest.

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WTF?

Was going thru today's reviews and some guy named “Hardmike69” submitted 13 reviews today (all the reviews in his account). WTH? I wonder if he's just recounting a couple of previous months of SCing or just went on a serious

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Ever have a stripper stop when you cum?

I've never seen this discussed before. I'm sittin' in my favorite club and one of friskier girls stops by. We start some LDs and as usual, she's generous with her hands. But before I know it, she's inside my…

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Miss America

I'd love to meet her OTC. The motel would free.

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First time OTC

Well, I had my first OTC experience with a dancer at the club I frequent the most last night. It was pretty awesome. I first met her last Wednesday at the club, and she immediately became my current…

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Deputies: Brooksville[FL] man strikes deputy after being booted from strip club

A Brooksville man upset about being kicked out of a Pasco County strip club was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer Sunday morning after striking and spitting on a deputy, according to authorities. Jeovani Hernandez, 22, of…

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BODY 10; FACE 3

anyone ever deal with a dancer that was a bonafide 10 in the body but just plain ugly in the face? if so , did you get any dances or do VIP with her. ?

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Taking wife to club

Looking to hear experiences others might have had. I have gone to a few clubs over the years and had lots of fun. Got remarried and my new wife is a lot more adventurous. I have been thinking about taking her…

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Louisville 4 AMer

According to the head of security at the club, the guy tried to drive *over* somebody's car. BAN, confiscate and destroy all HUMMERS! http://www.wdrb.com/story/23435168/man-arrested-following-bar-brawl-in-adult-club-parking-lot SHIVELY, Ky. (WDRB) -- Police say one man has been arrested and three people were taken to the…

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With all these mass shootings on military bases...

First Ft. Hood. Now the Washington ship yard. I think it is time to BAN GUNS FROM THE MILITARY! It's the ONLY COMMON SENSE thing to do!

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Columbia SC ghetto strip club shooting.

Shots fired at Richland County strip club September 15, 2013 By Allen Wallace A dispute between a bouncer and a customer outside a St. Andrews-area strip club ended in gunfire early Sunday morning. The security guard told Richland County Sheriff's deputies…

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Dancers that will do CFS but not BBBJ

So far I have run into 3 at my favorite extras club. The first two told me that they just couldn't handle cum in their mouths. The third was last week and she really didn't give me a reason. I…

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Do we actually have a moderator now????

Just checked in on one of thr discussion threads I posted in and noticed all my posts in that thread were deleted. Is there some actual moderation going? Did alucard finally get his voice heard and his demands met? Getting…

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The best simplist way to understand and overcome the challenges of the strip clu

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x933pi_why-i-stopped-going-to-strip-clubs_redband I was browsing the web looking for strip club videos (hey don't judge me) since regular porn just isn't doing it (still don't wack off) and stumbled upon this video. Now granted it is telling the details of why the…

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It was like...like looking at a train wreck

She was so ugly, yet I couldn't look away. It was like looking at a wreck. She did her two song set on stage and I watched her. She was a painfully thin AA dancer with nearly flat breasts, well-defined…

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I should have known this

Talking to a dancer yesterday. She told me a lot of even the common stuff (e.g. motor boating) done during LD would be considered illegal to LE. She said almost all dancers could receive a citation at anytime…

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Cops and their guns!

Ban cops with guns! http://nypost.com/2013/09/15/cops-accidentally-shoot-two-bystanders-while-trying-to-subdue-man/

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Waitress in Pink Pony ATL sucks

after reading shadowcat's discussion about being ripped off by a waitress, I remembered my terrible experience with waitress in Pink Pony ATL. I ordered a beer and only had a little and left for restroom. when I came back, it…

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Football Quiz for the Hardcore

On football Sunday a question/quiz. Name the quarterback who NEVER EVER lost a football game during his High School & University playing days? And won a Championship for his team during his rookie professional season & was ALSO MVP of the…

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How many strip clubs have you been kicked out of?

It seems I only get kicked out of SC for no reason normally. Twice I was kicked out because girl kept adding on charges way passed the VIP value after the VIP service. I didn't pay all…

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Taxi cabs that don't go to the strip clubs

Any experienced this? I have experienced a couple of times and don't really know how to respond. One guy was really muslim religious. He just said, I can't drop you at the club. Most of the…

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Almost touched it

One of the most frustrating kinds of dances is when the dancer is willing to grind on you a bit and give you a moderately high-mileage dance, but she is also a bit of a tease. What is a tease,…

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Hungry?

http://www.fieldandstream.com/articles/hunting/2013/09/recipe-braised-squirrel-bacon-mushrooms-and-pinot-noir

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O.k. I was suckered:-)

After more than 25 years of playing with dancers I fell for the " I can't pay my rent" story. WE all know the drill" My roommate lost her job and the rent is due and we are going…

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Does TUSCL need an exorcism?

Check out the HAWT teen exorcists at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk65kdAVNXI I'd let the redhead exorcise me all night long my brothers!

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Marriage For The PL

A comment about mail order brides by @Rod8432 in another thread brought to mind the below excerpt from a blog that sums up the practice IMO. Have any of you ever consider such an arrangement? “We all know that opportunistic…

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Grand Theft Auto--Now with More Strippers

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.

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Does the ABSENCE of extras influence your club rating?

I noticed that a number of the top rated TUSCL clubs are NOT known for extras (at least according to the reviews). I know that a number of factors contribute to a club rating (e.g., attractiveness of the dancers, good…

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4 All those members that just cant figure this shit out

Ok I use this simple idea not just in strip clubs but in every place I go and yes that even means church and KFC, oooo and dont forget the bus stop....look getting pay4play as we call it is like…

Google This! Cell Phones and Strip Clubs

Technology is moving forward at the speed of light, no doubt about it. With all the gadgets and gizmos that one can purchase for either business or pleasure (no I don't mean vibrators) in terms of phones or computers; it can make it somewhat distracting just keeping an eye on things while at a strip club. This is a recent phenomenon that I have noticed cropping up within the last two to three years now that cell phones are more prevalent. I have even had clients that I no longer choose to dance for simply because I feel that I wish to be the center of attention while with them. They just can't seem to peel themselves away from their…

Ban and Confiscate All Guns!

So, let's assume for a moment that we live in some sort of fantasy world where any of this is even remotely possible. What exactly would it take to "ban and confiscate all guns"? First, let's talk about the United States, which has that pesky Constitution to deal with. It *is* possible, technically, to repeal any Amendment to the Constitution, including the 2nd, by passing another one. Consider the 18th and 21st Amendments. How exactly is the Constitution amended? The first step is to actually propose an Amendment, which can be done in one of two ways (arguably three, but only two are explicitly specified in the Constitution itself, so I'll stick to those). The…

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Customer drug use

I grew up in the sixties and saw the emergence of the white middle class drug culture. In 1965 I sat at a table in a public cafeteria with a pound of marijuana shot glasses and baggies and packaged nickel…

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Follies waitress pisses me off

So I'm sitting at my favorite table around 4:30 this afternoon. A table that I had occupied since the club opened at 1PM. As usual for that time of day, the club was standing room only. This waitress that I…

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Ever get tired of clubbing

As I prepare to head out to a SC I ask myself ....why? The obvious reasons are to have my hands on young women, to be aroused , to have sex. But then I think of the cost and…

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Six arrested on prostitution charges following sting at West Deptford[NJ] strip

WEST DEPTFORD — Six women were arrested and charged with engaging in prostitution after a multi-agency sting revealed several employees of the Club Champagne strip club were allegedly acting as prostitutes. According to Acting Police Chief Samuel DiSimone, the arrests were…

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VIP tip

I've considering getting a VIP session (possible handjob) from my favorite dancer. I never used the VIP room. The price is $180 for 20mins. What do you think would be an appropriate tip? thanks

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An Afternoon of Accidental Golden Showers(Or The Civie Gal With A Good Sense of

It was a Friday afternoon in early September. Out here in Southern California, that means it's hot. I was lounging at the pool when I got a call from this gal. Now, her and I…

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Miley Cyrus

For all you pervs out there. :) http://slashnude.com/photo/?f=1/miley-cyrus-nude-to-bottom-in-wrecking-ball-music-video-8357-8.jpg http://slashnude.com/t/?miley-cyrus-nude-to-bottom-in-wrecking-ball-music-video-8357

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San Antonio news.

A security guard fired three shots at a car that tried to run him down at a Northeast Side strip club early today following a run-in with three patrons. The guard, 41, wasn't seriously hurt. The car drove away, and it…

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This is why I don't read many reviews

I've said before that I rarely read many reviews. From time to time, I glance at the reviews from several clubs I attend. But this is one from I club I've never been to. "I think some real mileage can…

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no aliases from juice yesterday

Did anybody notice that bigtuna nor any of juice's other aliases logged in yesterday and posted? That is just more proof in the pudding that all they are all tied together. Founder please work on something to eliminate this spamming…

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Ballz

So me and Alturd was exchanging pleasentries and it went a little something like dis ! Alturd: so juice if I had nuts on a wall would that be called wallnuts ? Juice: yes drac baby it would Alturd: so then if I…

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$6 Blow Jobs

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour, I learned that these were…

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Review Length

Some posts lately about BS reviews or worthless reveiws. But what about a review that takes 30 mins to read and has 10 chapters and an index? I appreciate the effort for that kind of review but how…

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to the customers who dislike tattoos on dancers

What area do you live in? What is your age range? Do you dislike all tattoos on women or just certain kinds of tattoos and on certain parts of the body? I am just…

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Personal Messages from Alqueer

"Fuck you Ass whole" Love you2 dacqueer

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Look what happens when you legalize prostitution and marijuana.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/26/netherlands-prisons-close--lack-of-criminals-_n_3503721.html

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Friday the Thirteenth

Anyone have problems on Friday the 13ths? Are you superstitious? I'm not superstitious, but I do own a Black cat. LOL Have NEVER had any bad luck on these days.

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420 users

Say ya !!!!

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Ass Play

How many fellow tusclers get off when a dancer sticks her fingers up your Ass while delevering a blow job ?.....it makes me cum so hard and fast

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What is the funniest shit a girl ever said to you while you was fuckin ! ?

A girl once told me i sure did know how to toss a girl sum Dick ! Lol ! That shit was tucking funny hunny !

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Mayorial Candidate promises to give up strip clubs

http://www.startribune.com/politics/blogs/223541511.html Minneapolis Mayorial candidate Jeff Wagner appears in a campaign ad half-naked emerging from a swim to proclaim: "I will not take money from the developers. I will not take money from the political angle. I will not even go to…

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dancer's salary

Just curious how much do dancers usually make out of a $20 dance plus tip. Do they give the club half of what they make at tipout? I realize it varies from clubs.

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G.I. Commando

Another clothing discussion. This time about the undergarments...or lack there of. I was at a point in the strip club when I thought I could look professional with a polo shirt and some dark blue thin striped slacks (had a…

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What the heck ?? Clubs listed as nude and are really just topless

So had my business day in toledo and thought I would check out some of Toledo's NUDE clubs. Well after looking at tuscl list I had my plan. Sadly every club listed as nude is really just…

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Did Miley Cruse invent twerking.

I have seen twerking for many years but never saw a name attached to it until she did it at the MVA awards. So I did a little digging. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/celebrities-twerking_n_3909261.html

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innies vs outies vag preference?

Any preference at what you like down there? Watching porn I like the innies but in real life I take what I can get lol

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Cherry Pie

I must've heard Cherry Pie by Warrant a million and one times inside of the strip club. Comedians have bits and schtick about this song. Is Cherry Pie overrated and played out or a classic strip…

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What do you like in a stage show?

I realize some of you don't give a fuck about the stageshow, but I personally love the stageshow. Sometimes I'll just tip girls all night and not get any dances. In fact I won't do a dance with a girl…

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Strippers are protected by labor laws, judge says

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed in the company's pamphlet of "Entertainer…

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Fucked up things we hear

Her: [after we had been speaking for some time] You sound like a good Dad. Me: I try to be, but if I was really that good I wouldn't spend so much time in these fucking places. [I say with…

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Athletic Shorts

I'm aware that there is a spectrum of clothes that can be worn to strip clubs that goes from worse to best. On the low end of the scale would be jeans and any other harder-type clothing that will crush…

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Boobs

Do dancers ever lie to you about their boob size? I had several that told me they had D size boobs and they seemed like a big B or small C. My brothers ex wife had a friend that was…

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The Split Piss

Ahh, The Split Piss. Usually it happens after busting a nut. You've got to piss and your dick starts shooting everywhere but where you aim. Last Friday at the sc, after handling some business with…

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Where was she when I was in the military?

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/11/miss-kansas-is-deer-hunting-tattoo-wearing-seargent-in-us-army/?intcmp=features

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News article with videos about Atlanta'a famous Clermont Lounge.

http://starcasm.net/archives/242365

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bigger tits

do bigger tits translate into bigger $$. are dancers jealous of the big titty girls ???