God Bless The Dollar Bill
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Traveling the world, you see that most countries only have paper bills for high denominations. Coins are standard for low denominations similar to a dollar or two dollars.
America has a very unique strip club culture where we can physically take a small denomination of currency and slide it right into a strippers g-string. For guys like me, I cop a feel as I make the deposit. You can also make it drizzle or rain. You can make the stripper pick up the dollar with her ass cheeks. You can make a stripper grab the dollar with her breasts. You can give the dancer an origami present. The list goes on...the dollar bill is so versatile.
The government has made several attempts to get us to switch to the dollar coins. Americans are stubborn and don't want to adopt them. A paper bill lasts about six months, then needs to be replaced. A dollar coin would last 30+ years. A full switch would amount to a cost savings of something like $4.5 billion over thirty years. With the way our government is bankrupting our country, I wouldn't be surprised if at some point a more draconian attempt to make this switch arises. It will inherently change the American strip club culture. Leave the nontipping culture/loonie toss to those faggot Maple Leafs.
God bless the dollar bill.
America has a very unique strip club culture where we can physically take a small denomination of currency and slide it right into a strippers g-string. For guys like me, I cop a feel as I make the deposit. You can also make it drizzle or rain. You can make the stripper pick up the dollar with her ass cheeks. You can make a stripper grab the dollar with her breasts. You can give the dancer an origami present. The list goes on...the dollar bill is so versatile.
The government has made several attempts to get us to switch to the dollar coins. Americans are stubborn and don't want to adopt them. A paper bill lasts about six months, then needs to be replaced. A dollar coin would last 30+ years. A full switch would amount to a cost savings of something like $4.5 billion over thirty years. With the way our government is bankrupting our country, I wouldn't be surprised if at some point a more draconian attempt to make this switch arises. It will inherently change the American strip club culture. Leave the nontipping culture/loonie toss to those faggot Maple Leafs.
God bless the dollar bill.
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On the other hand, I didn't even get to check whether there were SCs. SO was along for the trip...
If they ever outlaw the bill, dancers have a ready made slot into which coins could be deposited. :)
I like the toonie much, much better. Can't wait for the finnie; I have already chosen the nickname for the future $5 coin in Canada.
However, I just received my first plastic $5 in change; perhaps we will never have a finnie. We now have all-plastic currency in Canada. Some paper is still circulating but it will quickly disappear. You never see a paper $50 or $100 now and barely a third of the $20s that go through my hands now is paper.
I wonder how those $'s would be listed on "Where's George"? :)
Maybe if the US decides to adopt coins one day they can outsource production to out friendly neighbors to the north with their coin production expertise?
The US should switch to plastic. Cleaner, and should be much harder to counterfeit. (Hard to keep you with North Korean state sponsored counterfeiting of US money.)
4.5 Billion over thirty years is chump change when you're spending 1+ Trillion (1000 Billion) more than revenue each year.
In all reality, a major change w.r.t. $$$ would probably be among the lines of most of the changes we’ve seen as of late; i.e. $$$ going in some kind of digital form and hand currency becoming obsolete or much much less common.
Anyone want to throw one million dollar bills at dancers on stage? I might add an ultraviolet band or red mark in the corner to make it easier to tell the difference between real money and club money. Maybe an ultraviolet naked girl dancing on a pole. A holographic topless girl visible in black light but not in regular light would be cool. You could show people club money outside the club and it would look pretty ordinary, but in the club, you would see tits and a girl swinging around a pole at the right angle.
I hope you don't think I was serious.