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C'mon fellas...a wise man once said "We need to stop dis haterade , stop.the.drinking of hate and drink the sweet cum of love.....let's talk about titties,..." Truer words have not been spoken.

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What's With the Faggot RickyBoy These Days?

All melancholy and shit?

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club was great. I...

This club was great. I first walked in and needed a moment for my eyes to adjust. It was very dark but the stage was well lit. I was greeted by four…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

The wife and I decided to...

The wife and I decided to visit this place the weekend before Halloween. We had been there a few months ago and had a really good time, but not on that night. It was very…

Lagoon 500

Hickam Housing, Hawaii

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Another club in town that has closed due to no business. This club for the last two years has had few and fugly/old dancers, hostesses you…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I probably shouldn't expect much going...

I probably shouldn't expect much going in at 330 pm but wow. The dancers were the c squad. Most were old (40-50's) when compared the the clubw I visited later in the evening.…

Velocity Club

East Liverpool, Ohio

An interesting club, very different from...

An interesting club, very different from most. Usually, they don't have dancers on a stage at all. Instead, they've got (sometimes) fully nude bartenders. Two very hot women were working the bar,…

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

Location: ...

Location: This is the old Electros in Pearl City. Detail: Owner is Ashley, long time local asian (Filipino) dancer. Bitchy stuck up as a dancer…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Went to the club for the...

Went to the club for the first time. It  was on a Sunday night. The parking lot is big  & the lights were good.  There is a membership cost & a waiting time  I had gone in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Had not visited in many years....

Had not visited in many years. The club is still well maintained and furnished, the main stage is located in the back with rows of chairs about 3-4 rows deep rimming the central stage.…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Went to this place Saturday night...

Went to this place Saturday night around midnight, since I hadn't been there in several months and had fairly good memories. Well, I don't anymore! The place was fairly busy with 10-15 dancers…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

I went to the club with...

I went to the club with a friend and over all had a great time. The cover charge was the normal $10.00 and the club was not too crowded. I sat down and a waitress brought…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went on a Saturday, got there...

Went on a Saturday, got there early around 6pm. There were at least 6 women on the floor maybe more ranging form 6's to 8's. Drinks were cheep and plenty of tv's to check the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Gave this club a 7 because...

Gave this club a 7 because it is the typical outside youd expect a seedy old strip club to be...inside is better than it used to be as far as having an ok renovation...the bar…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

I went in on a Thursday...

I went in on a Thursday night with the coupon form their website. Had a water for $5. They have 3 stages where normally 3 girls dance at a time. But this being a little slow…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I was surprised by the lack...

I was surprised by the lack of customers but very delighted in the amount of hot ladies were available. I am a regular at this point but the places never ceases to amaze me. I…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I have mixed reviews of this...

I have mixed reviews of this place. The club itself is nice and upscale, usual drink prices for Detroit area. $10 for the VIP every time you go back there, not so great. I visited…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

Cramped and unsanitary. I thought it...

Cramped and unsanitary. I thought it would be a more nicer clubs but its really not. The restrooms are filthy and the bartenders suck. The girls had awful makeup and were completely unenergetic. Didn't interact…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Had been to the Palace a...

Had been to the Palace a few times before with mixed results, so decided to check it out on a Friday night. Even with the new SA ordinance, making the girls wear silicone to cover…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Two fairly recent late Saturday night...

Two fairly recent late Saturday night visits confirms that Living Room is indeed a topless-only club now.(Actual stage dances were either bikini, or topless with silver dollar pancake bandaid covers. Some were X-shaped.) A quick…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers. I was just there for a mid-day break, and I had a coke, which was about $3. I think that all…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This is easily Pittsburgh best...

This is easily Pittsburgh best looking and maintained club, except for the unique stage layout. From a majority of the seating, the only way to tip or interact with the dancer on stage…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I wrote a review, mostly because I've been taking a break from strip clubbing. Recently (well not so recently, but a few months ago) Penthouse Club Pittsburgh opened. The goal…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Bourbon Street on a...

Went to Bourbon Street on a recent Sunday evening. They definitely have the hottest women in all of AZ. Mileage varies depending on the dancer, but usually good things happen in the VIP…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I've got to say I have...

I've got to say I have mixed feelings about this club when I lived in this city it was my go to club they had live music and great girls but it has changed a…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at the club. As...

First time at the club. As others have noted, it is definitely an attractive selection of girls at the club. Not quite the variety of Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, but a good selection for almost…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This is a hit or miss...

This is a hit or miss club. Usually, I get dances from a tall asian named Hiedi. However, she wasn't there. So, instead, I went to the VIP room with a slender…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

I've been going to Dream House...

I've been going to Dream House for over 20 years. It is pretty scary on the outside. In days gone by it was a place that did small engine repair. I guess…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

I visited on Monday around 1:00PM...

I visited on Monday around 1:00PM and there were 4 dancers on the 12:00-5:00PM shift. Just one other person in the bar. The first 2 dancers had nice bodies, but didn't seem to…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

First time there... and OMG it...

First time there... and OMG it was fabulous. one thin tall hot blond, ( i like this) Noe I think, a sweet pretty petite latina ( Valeria) a hot kinky late 20 s redhead (…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Just to update some general information: The...

Just to update some general information: The club isn't really open days. They officially open at 4 p.m. not 12 noon. And then on most days you are unlikely to see more than 2…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday evening, a few of the...

Saturday evening, a few of the group wanted to go to BT’s for some fun. I have had both good and bad times here, as I generally prefer more of the blue-collar clubs (the Hamilton…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First time I've been to a...

First time I've been to a strip club but had a great time. Arrived at about 9 after a brief stop at cheetahs. I was drunk as hell so didn't mind the bag check, coat…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

This is a composite of a...

This is a composite of a handful of weekday visits. The club seems to consistently be keeping 6-8 girls on weekday shifts. In the past the number of girls seemed less reliable. The club…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Visited this club after a couple...

Visited this club after a couple months away. The thing I liked about this club before was the quirky dynamics of the customers and dancers. At night this is definitely a black club with black…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Back in September I stopped by...

Back in September I stopped by Barbarella's, I had been before, and hadn't been disappointed. What drew me that weeknight was a fire alarm in my building. Instead of standing around like a PL staring at…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on a Saturday towards last...

Went on a Saturday towards last call, 3 girls on who took turns dancing on a tiny stage surrounded by 9 or so seats. Vip hostess came over and offered us bottle service, she…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Always have a good time at...

Always have a good time at G2K. The daytime dancers are very friendly and you really get amazing lap dances. The bouncer does not even go upstairs to the lap dance area until after 6…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Made another trip to Raleigh and...

Made another trip to Raleigh and decidedd to make a stop here. The club was very nice and clean. The dancers brought it on stage and were engaging. Price wise if I remember it was 10…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went on a Monday during lunch...

Went on a Monday during lunch time the club was slow and not too many attractive dancers, I sat on the back wall I do not like to seat in the middle of everyone's view,…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I used to go to this...

I used to go to this club often when a fav of mine worked there years ago and have only been back a handful of times since. The club has the reputation of hiring…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

The first time I went there...

The first time I went there was December of 1991 on the way home from skiing. I got a really pretty blonde girl and we knelt together while I got myself off with one…

Teezers Gentleman's Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I first visited Teezers a few...

I first visited Teezers a few months ago and again a couple of weeks ago. There used to be a different club in the same spot but, I can't recall the name. The…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

After a vacation, I made a...

After a vacation, I made a return to this club and it is as dark inside as ever, watch your step. Saw many beautiful women as usual but did not find the one I…

Fantasy Isle

Welby, Colorado

Fantasy Isle is now Dream House....

Fantasy Isle is now Dream House. It has not changed in 20 years. I have had experiences all over the map here. One girl I tried to get to tell me what she liked…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

I had heard about this club...

I had heard about this club and even seen this club from the freeway. It's not the easiest place to find. I received a free VIP pass online only for Saturday. The club was classy,…

House of Eden

Fullerton, California

Formerly California Girls and Cherry's. I...

Formerly California Girls and Cherry's. I still went on a Saturday afternoon. The club is still a bit small. There was a moderate crowd. The stage is small. The lighting was in adequate. There was…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

This is the craziest thing ever...

This is the craziest thing ever that the Hunt Club was closed down and being bought by Timberline Church. I can't imagine what they can do with that building. It has been so…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

I went there every night when...

I went there every night when I was stuck in Knoxville for business. I got to know a 19 year old girl who was on the job her first week. I felt bad…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

For the money, I had a...

For the money, I had a pretty good time at this little joint. The girls were not exactly what I would call classy but they looked good and they didn't have a lot of attitude.…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this place for years. First time cover fee is 10$ then only 5$ after that. The club needs a renovation, but you come here for the girls not for the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I visited on a Monday afternoon....

I visited on a Monday afternoon. I've found Monday's are actually a good day for more dancers than customers. I usually go to PP about once every 6 weeks. This last visit…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped by this place on a...

Stopped by this place on a Tuesday night, not a whole lot of people but busy for a Tuesday I guess. Pretty average sized for what it is, plenty of places to find a…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I stopped by Cheeks on a...

I stopped by Cheeks on a whim while driving down I-75 towards Cincinnati a few weeks ago. The club is very easy to find and isn't far off the highway at all. It was a…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Noticed this place during a night...

Noticed this place during a night at the Industry clubs. They were comping admission the night I went to extra points for that. Club is pretty nice - I think it is owned by the…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

I went down to the Trop...

I went down to the Trop on a Thursday evening, not really knowing what to expect so didn't really have any hopes. There were no dancers on stage when I went in, and I saw…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Recent Saturday night visit along with...

Recent Saturday night visit along with several daytime weekday visits. Totally Nude Temptations [TNT]. NOT. For travelers visiting KC TNT dancers are NO LONGER TOTALLY NUDE -- onstage or off. In fact, stage shows…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I decided to give this club...

I decided to give this club a try after a sub-par afternoon visit about a year ago. This time was a Friday evening. From the outside the club still appeared dingy, but I…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

This was the second visit after...

This was the second visit after months. To my surprise, they had changed quite a bit. The VIP entrance price went up to $30 and the VIP dances at the same price. The atmosphere was…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Been awhile since I'd been back...

Been awhile since I'd been back to this place. I decided to pop in on a whim. Fancys almost always has a good selection of girls every night. All shapes and sizes. One thing they're…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

On my last visit I discovered...

On my last visit I discovered that my ATF Angie is only there on Tuesdays and Fridays. I arranged my schedule and stopped in. Sure enough she was there. We always have…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Not a bad club, a cut...

Not a bad club, a cut above the typical Akron club. Stopped in last Tuesday and had a few drinks from a very friendly bartender. Was approached consistently as I scoped out the…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

New reviewer here...me girlfriend and I...

New reviewer here...me girlfriend and I are interested in trying out the club scene a bit and seeing where it may lead for us. Our 1st choice of places was the Penns Pub, as the…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

While I don’t live in Winston-Salem...

While I don’t live in Winston-Salem business takes me to the W-S area monthly. With that, Filly’s has become my favorite SC in the city. I just like the atmosphere and the vibe…

Gentleman 131

Big Rapids, Michigan

Stop by this club while I...

Stop by this club while I was in the area for hunting. The drinks prices were reasonable and everyone seem to be having a good time. Only a few customers during the time I was…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Been here a few times. Very...

Been here a few times. Very hit or miss, but when it is a hit then its a big hit. The dances for the most part are good to high mileage. The last time I…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Been a while since my last...

Been a while since my last time to a club so i visited the tacoma de ja vu. I had mixed results the last couple of visits at night, so wanted to checkout how the…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Centerfolds has always been an all...

Centerfolds has always been an all around decent club. Very clean, safe, the waitresses and bartenders are friendly and just as hot and the variety of girls is pretty solid. I suggest going on the…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Went last Saturday with a few...

Went last Saturday with a few buddies. First off the bouncers were complete assholes. Second the girls were barely hitting the floor for lap dances. I tracked several down only to hear "I have to…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Went to this club last friday...

Went to this club last friday night, and the friday night the week before. Pretty nice place, wasn't too extravagant, parking lot was a bit worn, but plenty of parking spaces and well lit, I…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

This club has decent atmosphere and...

This club has decent atmosphere and an OK vibe. There are definite pluses and minuses to getting space on the VIP couches that boarder the room. For starters, it's your own little oasis.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Decided to make a stop by...

Decided to make a stop by my old stomping ground. Wow was I surprised. They are going through rennovations. Remodeling the club so there was exposed wood and the bathroom is being down sized as…

Diamond Girl's Showbar

Flint, Michigan

Look it is in a bad...

Look it is in a bad part of town but your money goes a long way and the dances are very friendly. The girls are a little heavy but very sexy and work hard…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Went there with friends and I'm...

Went there with friends and I'm friends with a few of the dancers (no I'm not a pimp, I'm a professional guy who just networks well). Anyways, the dancers were great, decent prices I guess,…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Centerfolds feels more like a local...

Centerfolds feels more like a local neighborhood bar than a typical strip club. This applies not just to the atmosphere as it relates to the clientele but also as it relates to the dancers. Honestly,…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

My first ever visit to a...

My first ever visit to a strip club was Barbary Coast. I went on a tuesday afternoon at around three. When I first got there was only one girl but within a half an hour…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

This club has been hit or...

This club has been hit or miss the past few times. Only 4 girls dancing and they were all hanging with regulars. One good looking girl, Shay. She was locked up with her SD and…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

This place is tough. First......

This place is tough. First... if you're used to sitting in a well designed class club - this place will not make you feel at home. Everything is dingy. The tables, the…

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Houston Bound

I've been offered a new job in Houston and more than likely will take it and probably start in the middle of December. Just wanted general information on clubs in the area. I do prefer white/Latina girls and I'm not sure…

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SIPPYCUP69

Did you ever ger a diaper rash from ldking? If so, then that takes being molested by a dancer to a whole new level...

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OT : The Stock Market ?

The market has been going bonkers and hitting all time highs? What do you all think – bubble? If so, u think their will just be a pullback and not a semi-crash? All do you think it can keep…

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A Stripper Thanksgiving Story

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money, and I won't be able to…

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Younger Dancers

As I sit here and think of the various dicey activities that I engaged in with dancers during 2013, one thing that sticks out in my mind is the downtrending in the ages of the girls that are offering up…

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Stadium Club makes it rain: Bill paid, lien lifted

Rejoice: the Stadium Club will be open for the weekend. The bill was paid Friday, much of it in singles. That's not a joke: $40,000 of the roughly $150,000 collected by the Office of Tax and Revenue was paid in $1…

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Total nudity with liquor legal in Michigan

A news story in the Ann Arbor news on Sunday (Gannet news byline) spelled out why it IS LEGAL to be totally nude and serve alcohol in a Michigan club. This all stemmed from a…

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Higher Mileage from Hotties

Where I did most of my clubbing back in 1995 to about 2001 or so, predominantly in the New England states and parts of NY, there was a lot of truth to the notion that the hotter girls generally did…

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Underrepresented Regions

Good Monday Morning to all. While I was watching the morning news, eating hot wings, and looking at TUSCL, I noticed something amiss. We have members who are active on the discussion board from all over America and…

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Good & bad for treaseur club in Asheville

Well our bro sippycup let us know the Xcapades is closed again. That is great news for the treasure club.it will be watched closer by the county. so what do y'all think.

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Free blow jobs?

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Does anyone know which club this Las Vegas stripper works at?

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Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Overall, this club was a good...

Overall, this club was a good time. It's a topless bar and they serve alcohol. this means that they do not do full nude dances. Also, when I was getting the lapdances…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So I decided to try flamingo...

So I decided to try flamingo again. I was very successful! The club is better looking they have updated seats and lighting since my last visit. The visibility in the club is hard to get…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Shockingly I was asked to head...

Shockingly I was asked to head out to the Old Dancers Elite this past weekend...name changed to Stilettos now....Celebrated friends birthday this past Saturday Night at Stilettos...Overall had a great time...RSVP'd via birthday guestlist didn't…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

$10 cover with no hastle on...

$10 cover with no hastle on a Monday night around 10PM. It's a small club with a non secluded VIP area. Watched the 3 or 4 girls and none seemed worth a dance except maybe…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This is definitely the classiest club...

This is definitely the classiest club I have been to yet. My boyfriend and I arrived at 11pm to find every dancer in the club totally naked dancing on top of the lit up tables…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

On an idle Friday night recently,...

On an idle Friday night recently, I decided to check out Fannie's. My expectations were low despite many good reviews on here. I'd never been out around the FIB area - typically stay in Midtown…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Stuck in Florence for the night...

Stuck in Florence for the night so I checked out the Trophy Club. Got in free by showing my hotel key. From the appearance of this club I would guess it's been there a long…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visit 1 afternoon Still probably my favorite...

Visit 1 afternoon Still probably my favorite club in Vegas and made a couple of visits on my recent trip. Once was daytime and the other was late night. It's like 2 clubs in…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A friend recommended this place and...

A friend recommended this place and I rocked up after a winning poker session at the Wynne with a little cash to have some fun. I was a little disappointed with the dancer quality…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Despite having read a few reviews...

Despite having read a few reviews prior to visiting, this place wasn't what I was expecting. It's sort of a pay to play immediately upon entry type place. The woman meets you at a small…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

As many have said, this is...

As many have said, this is a small club that gets very packed. Great formula for success, though. No on pushes drinks, no smoking, no hidden fees/charges. $20 to get in, where…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Upon first sight of the outside,...

Upon first sight of the outside, not impressed. Walked in saw a sexy girl behind the bar. Great personality, gorgeous body. Theresa. I wish she would dance. She introduced me to another gorgeous Russian girl…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Rolled into this joint on a...

Rolled into this joint on a tuesday around 11pm. We got in free with text message. Anyhow, got our drinks and headed to the booths in the far back area. Approached immediately by a dancer…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by to relieve some stress...

Stopped by to relieve some stress the old fashioned way. Was fairly slow. 8-9 dancers and maybe 6-7 customers. However, there was steadt traffic going in and out of the private areas.…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Decided to stop by this place...

Decided to stop by this place and honestly it was decent. You can touch the girls on stage, some will let you touch them anywhere, but don't over do it. There are still rules, but…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by on a Monday...

I stopped by on a Monday evening. I was In town for a business meeting that let out early so I decided to stop by. As soon as I walked in I noticed this really…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by on a Sunday evening....

Stopped by on a Sunday evening. It was a pretty slow night and it looked like there were about 7 girls there and it was a 1 to 1 ratio of girls to customers.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Stopped by after work for a...

Stopped by after work for a quick beer and maybe a dance. The dancer quality here is OK but the girls are off the charts nice. I had a dance with the…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Stopped in last week for the...

Stopped in last week for the first time in a long while. The dancer quality was OK for an afternoon trip, the problem that I had is that girls really do not circulate--most of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This may not be the biggest,...

This may not be the biggest, the best, the classiest, or have the best looking (or cleanest) girls, but of the strip clubs I've been to in Arizona, I've had the best time here. I've…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

After bouts at Centerfold, Dreamers Girls...

After bouts at Centerfold, Dreamers Girls and Lusty Adventures, I always return to C.W.'s Despite its location in a run-down neighborhood, the physical plant being a dump with water-stained ceiling tiles, crumbling seating, and a step…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I don't think I will be...

I don't think I will be back. The club is not in a good neighborhood, but since it was early afternoon I wasn't too worried about any issues. They have a camera on the parking…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I stop in every now and...

I stop in every now and then when I am passing through. Perhaps a couple times a year. I normally go to one of the other clubs in the area because is seems as if…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

after an uneventful visit to the...

after an uneventful visit to the vu in coi, i stopped by paradise on my way back home. i entered for $5 with a synn pass. they accept all passes from all clubs.…

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How to ask for FS in VIP?

How many times has this been asked on the board? Here is an approach that I have never heard before. From a recent Atlanta Cheetah review. " I placed a Trojan condom next to my cola, waiting for a girl to…

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Prostitution sting nabs 15 in Vancouver

Vancouver Police caught 15 men in an organized vice sting targeting customers of prostitution Friday afternoon. Detectives placed an ad on the website Backpage.com in the escorts section offering sexual services. An undercover detective posed as the prostitute, directing…

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Consumer Reports

ATF Lite wants me to buy her a new washing machine for Christmas. Any recommendations for the best brand? Best quality and price combination.

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One Night - What Is The Best Strip Club in Detroit

Headed to the Ohio State vs Michigan football game next weekend. Will spend the night in Detroit before driving to Ann Arbor the next morning. Read the reviews but what some personal advice. If I'm going to go to…

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Plagiarism

Thievery is uncool and uncalled for. Not only was my review stolen, it was chopped in half. Asshole didn't even have the smarts to replace my name with his. Avatar hrony Prop hrony Ignore hrony Send Private…

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[OT] Kindle Fire HDX

Got this from amazon on Friday and had a chance to try it out yesterday. I got to say it is one sweeeeet device. Only thing I'm thinking is that maybe I should have gone with 7" instead of the…

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Given a Choice - Smokey or Smoke Free

Last visit to Follies,was almost unbearably smokey. During a quick visual survey, I saw three customers smoking and 8 dancers. All else being equal, how many of you would prefer a smoke free club? (Loved Baby Dolls in Dallas for…

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Making old age work for you in the club.

A common for men over 50 is an enlarged prostate. This causes you to need to piss frequently and the flow of urine is very slow. It causes you to get up many times during the night just to piss. But…

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Face Palm

Met a new girl last night. Pretty, slim without being too skinny, boobs and butt in proportion, long dark hair, sexy eyes. Checks in at the top of the scale in nearly all my criteria for being a…

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Crashing MY Booth

When I decide to get a booth in the club, paying the now obligatory $20.00 tip, I have found over the years that dancers take it as an invitation to gang up, sit down, uninvited, and try to get me…

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Why Antwerp Has The Best-Run Sex District In The World

Antwerp, Belgium has turned its once-violent prostitution zone into an incredibly safe and efficient red light district, criminology professor Ronald Weitzer writes in a fascinating book that advocates for legalizing prostitution. His book, "Legalizing Prostitution: From Illicit Vice to Lawful Business,"…

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Strip club offers ‘guilt-free' lapdances with proceeds going to charity

A strip club is offering ‘guilt-free' lapdances to customers by promising to give the proceeds of the performances to charity. The promotion by the Burke and Hare in West Port, Edinburgh, means dances will be half the normal price in order…

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Washington, D.C. owns a strip club

The District of Columbia Office of Tax and Revenue announced Friday that the tax debt is now satisfied and the club is free to reopen. (CNN) – Let the jokes begin: The District of Columbia is now the owner of a…

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Miami Bound

It turns out I have a son in the USA. On his 18th birthday his mum told him about me and now he wants to meet. Always open to bribery I decided to come when his mum and…

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Things Just Keep Getting Better and Better--Vagina Version

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on stage. I was skeptical because…

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No tipping the strippers.

City leaders in Galveston are considering a ban against tipping strippers as part of a crack down on sexually oriented businesses. If approved, the more than 50-page proposed ordinance would lead to tough restrictions on strip clubs with violators facing…

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What is Your Weakness ?

Is there something in particular a dancer can do that will get you saying yes to a dance when you may have not wanted one upon first laying eyes on the dancer? Reading Slick's recent post about the dancer giving him…

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The Stripper With A Bad Case Of Bacne

So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the…

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Google Visually Similar Image Search -- needs work

I was trying to find a full-res version of rankum's avatar. Here are some "matches" google gave me: http://img5.ngoisao.vn/news/2013/5/21/42/_have_logo_1361507502phithanhvanlamdepeva7jpg1369152814jpg1369153199.jpg http://www.wncwoman.com/images/monikaCryBabyCry72.jpg http://cp1.douguo.net/upload/caiku/5/6/6/yuan_564b6e626b814df46571c89bd0d249b6.jpg http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/images/armrbasic.jpg

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

There have been a lot of folks talking about the sad state of discourse on TUSCL. often that has been focused on Juice 'cos he posts so many threads, most of which a jokes (some of which are funny as…

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Do you ever wonder about Ilbbaicnl?

I do.

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Stripper Peer Pressure

A dancer I know told me she went to a shooting range once. She said she found that the destructive power of a handgun, experienced first person, is rather scary. Now she feels like a big sissy, cause…

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Ever get free housecleaning from a stripper?

I did, but only very briefly. She started picking up the dead leaves that had fallen off one of my plants. But after about 30 seconds, she got a "what the fuck am I doing?" look on her…

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Alutard's Worst Nightmare?

Locked in his room with the padded white walls in his mental asylum, wearing a straight jacket but with a couple of roommates: 1) a PRIVACY VIOLATOR and 2) a vile ATTACK DOG!

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Is it wrong to get a lap dance from a friends wife

The other night before heading home from work I stopped at a club that I frequent , to my surprise when a dancer called my name it was a friends wife. We talked a little I said if it was…

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heartbreakers experiences Columbia sc

I am trying to get some feed back on a topless bar in Columbia SC called, Heartbreakers. I need some input from guys and falls who have been there.

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Rankings for your favorite club

Do any of you have a top club in your area that you know from experience to be much better than another club or clubs in your area that are currently in the top 100 of the rankings on this…

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What I Learned In A Year Of Serious Clubbing

Came to this forum about a year ago brand spanking new and wet behind the ears about anything having to do with strip clubs. Many of the opinions I held before have drastically changed during the year. I…

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OTC rates

I have been following this discussion threads for sometime. Some of you have provided valuable advice. I would like to know whether you take the dancers OTC for one hour, couple of hours or for the night? Also, what would…

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Duke Lacross acuser sentenced for murder

Yea, go out with strippers - they all innocent! http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/11/22/3396116/jury-in-mangum-murder-trial-continue.html

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Nickel and Dime

Was reading a recent review and it reminded me of another way clubs try to rip customers. We all know about the ridiculous ATM fees; yet some of us (me included :)) will often use the ATM if we are having…

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Dancer Recommendations

In your reviews, do you all ever recommend dancers? I do sometimes because there's a lot of dancers that give shitty dances, I think it's useful for the TUSCLers to know who's gonna give good dances (of course I don't ever…

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Another Shitty Ass Review

I don't like to flag reviews and will often give a pass if the review at least offers one item of useful info – below is the review of someone who just joined TUSCL and this was their only review…

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Iceland doesn't have strip clubs but does have sheep groping contests. :)

http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/search/news/Default.asp?ew_0_a_id=381270

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Racist Dancers

Lately I have been clubbing a lot in northeast Florida and it is simply a different world. Now the city areas along the coast are not so bad as many of the folks who live and work in them…

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Does Alcohol Actually Matter In A Strip Club

As a resident of the Golden State, we are not allowed to have alcohol in our fully nude strip clubs. Since we can't drink, alcohol really isn't a factor with stripper interaction. In those states where they sell…

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Remembering that Friday: 50 Years ago this Day

The course and history of the United States and the World changed so dramatically in a very violent few seconds 50 years ago today…

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National Escort Site

For all you Ambidextrous Hobbyist's out there that like to see strippers and escorts, there is a national escort site called AHB (Adult Hobby Board) You can use me (Joe Dirt) as a referral if you want to speed up…

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TUSCL Profile Pictures ?

Got PMs from 2 TUSCL buddies letting me know that it appears the pics from all TUSCLers' profiles are gone. Anyone have any info on this?

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More on the Booty Lounge

There was a post a couple days ago about the Booty Lounge, a mobile strip club in Detroit. Here's another story with pictures of the strippers. These strippers aren't going to make me forsake the immobile strip

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Spinner?

Okay, I haven't been on TUSCL for awhile, and I noticed when reading reviews lately that many people refer to some dancers as being spinners. This term is not in the glossary. So what is a spinner, anyway?

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What Do Stadiums and Vaginas Have in Common?

Jon Stewart explains: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-19-2013/unnecessary-muffness (4:56)

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WWPLD?

What Would the Pathetic Looser Do? Ok so let's say that you had an arrangement where your travel and lodging were paid by your employer and you had the ability to articulate the need to visit a client in pretty much…

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OT: For us PLERDs (PLs + Nerds) :)

If you have nothing better to do tonight; there seems to be an interesting program tonight on PBS (Public Television) about the history of the U.S. space-shuttle program – at least in my area it airs @ 11:00 p.m. tonight:

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Fuck the Whore

Driving home from the strip club tonight, I realized all I wanted to do is fuck the whore. Comments?

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SC Analogy

For those that did not get a chance to read this on the TUSCL article “Understanding Strippers' Motivations”; I thought I'd repost it here (it was originally posted by TUSCLer “mroo”): “ST. PAUL, MN—Como Park visitor Daryl Wilson, 31, reported that…

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What are the top trends for Strip Clubs in 2014?

I've heard a lot about average strip clubs, but what about the great ones, what do they do that others don't? What is the cool stuff? Food or Beverage? Stunts? Special events? What distinguishes a great one from an average one,…

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The battle of the sexes continues!

And shit just got real. lol http://www.returnofkings.com/21313/5-reasons-to-date-a-girl-with-an-eating-disorder Feminists & male feminists alike are absolutely losing their shit right now over this article. The "Manosphere" is about to go mainstream, courtesy of Roosh & Tuthmosis from Return Of Kings. What does this have to…

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Kissing strippers

How many of you will kiss the dancers, or attempt to do so in a lap dance or private room? Do you worry about disease? Would you perform oral sex on a dancer? No I am a virgin so don't

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One or a The Other

If for some obscene reason, you could only have blow jobs or fuck but not both, for the rest of your life, which option do you choose? A. Blow Job B. Fucking I choose option B.

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I'm dating a girl that after 1 year of our relationship told me she was a atripp

She said that her husband at that time forced her to do so for money, to pay the lawyer that he needed, otherwise would go to jail. She also said that made it for only 3 weeks that she was…

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NEW TO STRIPPING

How and what can a girl expect going into this business? how do you start? What if your not the size. 1 and.actually have meat and thickness?

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A bounty!

Just before typing this, I went through the first page of posts, 3 ignores issued. What a waste of bandwidth from the TUSCL aholes!

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Mobile SCs ?

Piggybacking on shadow's “Booty Lounge” thread; what do you all think about that concept of a mobile SC? For? Against? Depends? If it offered good value (i.e. adequate price and service); I'd be for it. Also – has anyone ever visited…

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SippyCup, Dougster, or TrollDefense_HQ?

Who wins (again)?

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Dumpster Diving 4 Profits $

You wouldn't believe what all you can find that people toss...shit I clean it off...post it in the iwanna papers and craiglist...kazaam !.....blow job money ! I'm James and my Dick is real Fracking Hard !

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The Booty Lounge, Detroit's Mobile Strip Club, Coming Back to Lions' Tailgates

Times were tough in Detroit back in 2011: soaring unemployment, 40 percent of residents were below the poverty line, and the city's only boon — a mobile strip club called The Booty Lounge parked conveniently outside of Lions games —…