Male Chastity Devices Come In Chrome And Camo Finishes (Finally) For Your Weird

There are weird people everywhere

They give them away when you purchase Flomax.

WTF?

the one with the wood finish is classy and ironic

Man...I wonder if those things are stress tested to handle morning wood?! I can just see myself getting splinters when my morning pee hardon shatters that wooden one!