if you was a bouncer of a strip club

First off, I'd be bald with a Fu-Manchu. Then, I'd have that, uncertain ethnicity look so I can through everyone for a loop. I'd wanna look kinda like Wilson Fisk. I'd have a good 5 fat rolls at the base of my neck. And I'd wear turtlenecks, charcoal grey turtlenecks. Yeah.

But since you didn't specify what kind of "bouncer" I could be, then I'd be a Jolly Jumper. I'd have strippers bouncing and jumping on me. Better than girls on trampolines.

The kind that ducks around the corner to enjoy some 420

I would get paid to let extras go on

joker420 you for get I was a bouncer at 2 sc's