if you was a bouncer of a strip club

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• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  First off, I'd be bald with a Fu-Manchu. Then, I'd have that, uncertain ethnicity look so I can through everyone for a loop. I'd wanna look kinda like Wilson Fisk. I'd have a good 5 fat rolls at the base of my neck. And I'd wear turtlenecks, charcoal grey turtlenecks. Yeah.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  But since you didn't specify what kind of "bouncer" I could be, then I'd be a Jolly Jumper. I'd have strippers bouncing and jumping on me. Better than girls on trampolines.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  The kind that ducks around the corner to enjoy some 420
• Joker420

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  11 years ago

  I would get paid to let extras go on
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  joker420 you for get I was a bouncer at 2 sc's