What would you do if...
You boarded a plane and when you found your seat it was not a window seat or an isle seat but a middle seat. When you got there the pearson in the isle seat was the ugliest woman you have ever seen in a nurse outfit sporting a really short skirt and hairy leggs and a red wig. When she uncrossed her leggs to let you into your seat her nuts popped out! Daaaaaaammmmm...
After you sit down she had a laptop and is logging onto tuscl under the handlenof Alucard.
What would you do?


If anyone pulled a gun on Al, he would immediatetly go into a diatribe telling you that it is illegal for you to have a gun on the plane therefore there is no gun in your hand.