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Things strippers say

MrDeuce

Illinois

Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis:

1. "I have no gag reflex."
2. "I do bareback and I swallow."
3. "Sure, you can cum in my mouth."
(during negotiations for a French lesson, in response to my question "Covered or uncovered?")
4. "Want a dance? Want a blowjob?"
(following a few minutes of small talk, shortly after I tipped her on stage)
5. "I want to blow you."
(same circumstances as #4)

All of these young ladies got my attention and everyone's mission was accomplished.

I know this has been discussed here before, but for me it never gets old. What are some great come-ons you've gotten from strippers?