Things strippers say

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MrDeuce
Illinois
Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis:

1. "I have no gag reflex."
2. "I do bareback and I swallow."
3. "Sure, you can cum in my mouth."
(during negotiations for a French lesson, in response to my question "Covered or uncovered?")
4. "Want a dance? Want a blowjob?"
(following a few minutes of small talk, shortly after I tipped her on stage)
5. "I want to blow you."
(same circumstances as #4)

All of these young ladies got my attention and everyone's mission was accomplished.

I know this has been discussed here before, but for me it never gets old. What are some great come-ons you've gotten from strippers?

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shadowcat
11 years ago
"you have a bigger dick than my ex boy friend".
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two4fun1225
11 years ago
I asked whats on the menu and she said 40 dollar laps , 125 15 minutes ans 350 in VIP where anything goes and I'm very bisexual, as I was with my wife
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Thanks for the beautiful weekend Dice,you're accountant is going to kill you.
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wwpmi
11 years ago
I want your dick in my mouth.
Shame is I didn't believer her I am sure she just want my money in purse.
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rl27
11 years ago
"Lets head back, wouldn't you rather have mouth on your cock than my hands." As she was rubbing my crotch as we sat at the table.

"I want your cock inside me so badly. Lets head to the back."

"If you tip me $50 I'll get you off."
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how
11 years ago
"Don't cum inside me; I'm ovulating."

"I can't get pregnant."

"Wanna fuck?" [about 2 minutes after initial meeting]

"No foreplay, just shove it inside me."

"Whatever you ask, I won't say no."
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pineconepartyliquor
11 years ago
While in VIP with my CF (with whom I am very close), and 2 other girls getting a 3 girl lap dance, she says

"Are you gonna fuck these two bitches or what???"

And of course I did fuck them both, then she got mad and told me it hurt her.
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