Things strippers say
MrDeuce
Illinois
Here are some lines that I've heard in recent months from strippers at extras-friendly clubs, either just west of Detroit or across the river from St. Louis:
1. "I have no gag reflex."
2. "I do bareback and I swallow."
3. "Sure, you can cum in my mouth."
(during negotiations for a French lesson, in response to my question "Covered or uncovered?")
4. "Want a dance? Want a blowjob?"
(following a few minutes of small talk, shortly after I tipped her on stage)
5. "I want to blow you."
(same circumstances as #4)
All of these young ladies got my attention and everyone's mission was accomplished.
I know this has been discussed here before, but for me it never gets old. What are some great come-ons you've gotten from strippers?
1. "I have no gag reflex."
2. "I do bareback and I swallow."
3. "Sure, you can cum in my mouth."
(during negotiations for a French lesson, in response to my question "Covered or uncovered?")
4. "Want a dance? Want a blowjob?"
(following a few minutes of small talk, shortly after I tipped her on stage)
5. "I want to blow you."
(same circumstances as #4)
All of these young ladies got my attention and everyone's mission was accomplished.
I know this has been discussed here before, but for me it never gets old. What are some great come-ons you've gotten from strippers?
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Shame is I didn't believer her I am sure she just want my money in purse.
"I want your cock inside me so badly. Lets head to the back."
"If you tip me $50 I'll get you off."
"I can't get pregnant."
"Wanna fuck?" [about 2 minutes after initial meeting]
"No foreplay, just shove it inside me."
"Whatever you ask, I won't say no."
"Are you gonna fuck these two bitches or what???"
And of course I did fuck them both, then she got mad and told me it hurt her.