Who is going to church today?

Try it my pervo bros...you'll dig it!

Just show up in your panel van with a tear-stained air mattress in the back and tell the hotties that you're makin' a reality porno. Be sure to have a pizza box with a hole in the bottom so you can off the really hot chicas some sausage pizza. Weeee-yaaaaw!!!!

Zip.I'm gonna do ya one better.I used to go to church with a stripper.This is how Sunday started.She comes downstairs,gives me the bitch over(meds haven't kicked in).She showers,puts on a nice revealing dress,6" heels(she's 5'10")and a push up bra(really).

We arrive at Church.I give her my weekly tithing making sure she puts it in the envelope.We get out of the car and in her heels she transverses the gravel parking lot with all the grace of a new born baby giraffe.

Fuck,hit post to soon.

We enter the House of the Lord and three to four grey haired gentlemen start to twitch and look at their watches.She gets off on it for some reason.Then when "Peace be with you"rolled around she was getting nothing but air dances.

To top it off we would go home and fuck after church and all you would hear is "Oh God I'm cumming"

Amen, Brother Dice.