I'm a Brit and we usually...

I'm a Brit and we usually visit you guys down in Florida for your theme parks. Forget Disney - go to Tootsie's instead; it's the best theme park in the world! God only knows why you guys aren't running package tours to Tootsie's from London - you'd make a killing!

My first time to Miami and extended my stay by a day so that I could get to Tootsie's. I'm so glad I did. The place is HUGE and the number and quality of girls is amazing. In London there are strip bars where 4 or 5 girls work on a rota around a pole in a bar area that's about the size of the washroom at Tootsie's so I felt slightly overwhelmed. It was packed, hot and buzzing but the atmosphere was great. It took me a while to work out how it worked but a friendly guy at the bar explained things and I ended up in the VIP area with three excellent dances from three amazing girls.

The VIP area is definitely worth the extra, especially on a busy weekend, and, compared to London prices, it is great value for money.