Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge
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1410 NW 119th St, Miami, FL 33167, USA*

Visited Coco's on Saturday night just...

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diabolicalboss
Apr 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Visited Coco's on Saturday night just before midnight. Far from the Coco's that it use to be. The theme for Saturday night is "Saturday's at Coco's be on swole" meaning that it usually is a lot of people their. This particular evening was in direct contrast however it did pick up when I was exiting just after 1:30AM or so. I use to frequent Coco's a lot so I knew what I was looking for on this visit and on previous visits however as of late it has not been going down as planned. Maybe like 6-10 dancers on shift, not a enough for a Saturday night. I didn't even get a drink when I walked in. Kinda just hung around and watch the few girls that were walking around. My barometer is a strip club measures women from the neck down not the neck up so for me if you have a nice lower body I'm all in. I asked this one dancer for a dance on the floor. $10 dance so I was good. FYI it usually $5 during the day. I had danced with her before so I already knew what time it was. I wanted to do VIP with her so during the dance I politely inquired verbatim: How much does the VIP cost. Now, I've visited club a lot and have been in VIP a number of times and have had some pleasurable experiences. I know how much it is, however I jut wanted to see where her head was and if she was going to persuade me to follow suit. So I asked and she boringly replies...it cost ALOT. In my mind I'm like WTF is a lot and more importantly why don't you seem excited about the possibility of making money??? The right there clearly told me that she was not down for the exchange of goods and services lol no enthusiasm, no smiles, no intensity. I'm like where is your salesmanship? So I got two dances from her, paid her $20 and let her kick rocks. Attempt #2 for the VIP action when even more horribly wrong. The second chick when asked about VIP simply said and I quote "oh I don't go to VIP". Shit lol 0 for 2. Definitely not the coco's im use to. At any rate Coco's is a neighborhood friendly strip club. Luckily for them I'm convinced I just ask the wrong, non results driven dancers. So ill stick to going there during the day shift where I know it goes down. All in all could have been better but not terrible.

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