"I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the time."
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I have read countless reviews on here from guys who claim that they were offered [insert the fun activity here] in some VIP or CR area, but did not partake because they "didn't have the time." Does anyone actually believe this excuse? I sure don't.
Hey, we all understand that hundreds don't grow on trees and services in even the cheaper VIPs will often run at least $200 all-in. We get it. If you don't have the cash, just say so. Or if you could afford it if you knew it was a sure thing, but declined because you weren't sure about getting your money's worth, fair enough. In fact, any dodgy vibes you pick up can also be good intel. But I get oddly irritated when I invest time reading some guy's lenghty review, chock full of details that must have taken a fair amount of time to absorb and collect, and then come across this BS excuse as the closer.
Now to be clear, I'm not being critical because they did not go to the back. I don't go to the back of the majority of clubs that I visit, for any number of reasons (too expensive, a waste of time, etc.). I just get irritated by that particular bullshit excuse, especially when I am scoping out a suspected high mileage club and am approaching what I think is going to be the payoff intel.
Hey, we all understand that hundreds don't grow on trees and services in even the cheaper VIPs will often run at least $200 all-in. We get it. If you don't have the cash, just say so. Or if you could afford it if you knew it was a sure thing, but declined because you weren't sure about getting your money's worth, fair enough. In fact, any dodgy vibes you pick up can also be good intel. But I get oddly irritated when I invest time reading some guy's lenghty review, chock full of details that must have taken a fair amount of time to absorb and collect, and then come across this BS excuse as the closer.
Now to be clear, I'm not being critical because they did not go to the back. I don't go to the back of the majority of clubs that I visit, for any number of reasons (too expensive, a waste of time, etc.). I just get irritated by that particular bullshit excuse, especially when I am scoping out a suspected high mileage club and am approaching what I think is going to be the payoff intel.
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Another area of concern is the club details. How many reviewers spend the extra minute or two to fill out the update club details form. Especially the club hours.
"Don't do the crime if you can't do the time"
More like "didn't have the cash" or more likely "didn't happen".
The reviewer that says how great the club was and how hot the dancers were and that he highly recommends the club - but he didn’t get any lap dances (or anything else).
I don't see what's so hard to believe. Sure, lack of funds or nonspecific "bad vibe" is probably a more common reason, but lack of time isn't a fucking Yeti. It's real.
My CF has gotten in the habit of asking me "what time is your curfew?" lol
I can only recall a few times that I actually turned down a dancer because I had run out of time. Usually it's because I didn't notice the dancer until right about the time I regularly leave and am too worn out to enjoy myself. Most of the time this happens with the very popular dancers who have been in the back giving 30 minute VIP's the entire time I was there. Like the previous example, I always offer to take her up on it the next time I am in town, and if she is especially hot I'll even ask her for her number, if she doesn't offer it first.
Keep crying about your cheap pussy, Rick. We're all so touched.