Cubbing in the DC Baltimore area

Tired: I don't have any experience with the downtown clubs, but Fantasies nightclub is easy to get to (particularly from the airport), has ample, safe parking, hot bartenders who know their stuff, and a generally attractive and friendly group of dancers. Also they have a darn good kitchen. Lap dances are normally $30, but the songs are not ever cut short. After five Lappers in a day, dancers keep the entire LD charge and may be willing to negotiate for less. Wednesdays are great - LDs are half price ($15) all day and night.

Day shift girls: Summer & Layla are both excellent and Renee is also good.

Night shift: Alicia, Wendy, Layla when she's on nights, Bridget and Austin are good bets.

I have never had a bad time at this club.

Have not been myself but have read that DC definitely sucks (in a bad way) in that lap-dances or any touching is not allowed.

Maryland to the best of my knowledge is the only state worth it in the DMV (DC, Maryland, VA) – but I have heard that clubs in the infamous Baltimore Block area act as many clubs in tourist areas in that they often are tip-offs - e.g. a dancer cannot sit and talk with you unless you have purchased a $25 dancer drink - or there being multiple levels of dance prices (i.e. if we sit in this corner is $x; if we sit over there, then it’s $y).

Hopefully some more familiar with B-more will post – o/w you may have to do your own research via reading thru reviews in order not to have a disappointing visit.

There are many fun & interesting things to do & see in our nation's capital (everyone should visit at least once) but strip clubs are not among them.

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DC clubs are awful. Among the worst in the country. However Baltimore clubs are pretty good. Players is my fav.

I've (mostly) liked the Hustler Club in B-more on the street the couple times I've found myself there, though it can be pretty hit and miss.

Thanks I read a great many reviews but just wanted to be sure I was not missing something. I do not think I will waste my money. I have never clubbed in the area and will not start now. .

Another wise decision by TiredTravler. Instead of looking at naked chicks for a few bucks, he's instead going to go into random bars and loudly proclaim his extreme political ideology and then when the reaction isn't favorable he will pretend to be a victim of some alleged insults and cite that as to why liberals or whomever he targets are evil.

Liberals are closer to ignorant hypocrites than evil. So into diversity, unless you have different beliefs, then they hate you.