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Spinach

I ate a bag of spinach for lunch. Im going to grow big and strong

Tijuana

James and Tj's Mexico

As slick noted in a past thread " I was at Home Depot yesterday. I saw a ray of sunshine amongst a crowd of brown faces. As I drove closer, I saw one, fat white dude with a bunch of Mexicans,…

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Good ol' American Ingenuity

From the LLD site... "Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw. We thought, “There has…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Saw this club on the top...

Saw this club on the top 10 list a lot, so when I had business in Phoenix, decided to see what all the hype was about. I'd say its a decent place, with pretty girls,…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

The place is a dump, and...

The place is a dump, and the women are a mixed bag surprisingly ok. Some trailer park types - chubby and dumb with the heavy tats - but a few who are likely VT students…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Hadnt been to Sparky's in a...

Hadnt been to Sparky's in a long time, so i figured i would stop in an check it out.If you dont have membership card, its 2 dollars to get and ts available to pick up…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

For some reason, I have fond...

For some reason, I have fond memories of this PT's location, but I keep getting disappointed everytime. Came here on a Friday night with friends cause we had nothing going on and wanted a change…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

My buddy and I went because...

My buddy and I went because we I had heard about Tuesday nights penny beers. So we checked it out its $20 for the night then penny drinks so that was good. As u enter…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

First time at this club. Usually...

First time at this club. Usually down in the philly area, but was at a buddys birthday thing so we got trashed up in his areas. Im in love with this tittie bar and a…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Got in here a few days...

Got in here a few days ago after work with some friends. pretty standard layout, you walk in, bar to the right, stage to the left, a few couches around and a "VIP" room in…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place is very nearby O'Hare...

This place is very nearby O'Hare Airport and is a cross between a bar and a SC. There are lots of TV's around with sports on and people just lounging around. It was pretty packed…

La Vie en Proost

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Not the finest place I've ever...

Not the finest place I've ever been. A long bar with minimal standing room along it, every inch of which was filled with 2 or 3 men trying to get a glimpse of the…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Tues night around 9 pm. Walked...

Tues night around 9 pm. Walked in to find wall to wall to wall girls, although mostly 7s and 6s and two 8.5s. 70/30 Dominican/black. 2 other clients besides me. 1 bouncer ( that I…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Went to this club based on...

Went to this club based on a great sounding advertisement. Walked in and was immediately impressed with the plush decor. The club is well lit, fairly large, with a very nice bar. We sat down…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This club was actually better than...

This club was actually better than I thought it would be based on previous reviews. The cover was $7 and when I first rolled in I saw about 10-15 guys and 2 girls!…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Just went for Stripperaoke during my...

Just went for Stripperaoke during my last night in Portland. There were 4 dancers, all extremely friendly and fun who were performing on stage. Two of the four were really hot. In the following order…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I went to jiggles late after...

I went to jiggles late after work, it was a shitty day and I needed to relieve some stress. I've been to jigs before and it's been alright but I really enjoyed it this time.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I haven't been back for a...

I haven't been back for a while and decided to drop by since Synn lineup wasn't so great tonight. I also been to synn little too much lately and already got bored with most of…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

If you've read some reviews you've...

If you've read some reviews you've already figured out this isn't an average strip club. You enter the club via the parking lot at the rear, make your way through the cheesy video store…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

This is an average club in...

This is an average club in many respects. The girls are not particularly attractive and the club itself is not in good physical condition although it is slightly better than when it was…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

ugh I'll be working in the area...

ugh I'll be working in the area for three months, and wanted to check out the day shift at Fannie's. 6:30 wasn't enough time for the place to get crowded with customers or dancers. there was no parking…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Goldrush parking is $2 if you...

Goldrush parking is $2 if you park far enough away from the front door. it's $3 if you want to be up front. prepare to be frisked by a GSE employee. Cover is $10…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The girls were pretty aggressive and...

The girls were pretty aggressive and seemed focused on extras. I was there after midnight on a Saturday night. They had a stage full of girls. Looks like topless only on stage. There were no…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went to Baby Dolls this past...

Went to Baby Dolls this past Sunday and had an enjoyable time. THe club is quite large, and there were only about twenty patrons in the club in the early afternoon so it seemed quite…

Chez Diane

Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec

I have not been here in...

I have not been here in a long time so decided to try it again. There were 5 girls. Three black and 2 white. The 2 white girls looked to be in their early 20s.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited a few times over about...

Visited a few times over about a month, each time on Tuesdays. I must say that this club still delivers a solid afternoon of a strip club outing. Byob fine with me as…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

The Pink Pony parking lot has...

The Pink Pony parking lot has some free spaces close to the driveway entrance. there are others, but I can't remember if they're the white lined spaces or the yellow lined spaces. if you can't…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I need to add that Oasis...

I need to add that Oasis has a daytime "buffet". it's two items; usually hot dogs and tater tots or something else small and unappetizing. it's in a single buffet pan and…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cheetah has a dress code,...

The Cheetah has a dress code, valet parking, and a $12 cover charge. If you've made it passed all of these, then it's time to get out your wallet. The club has two satellite stages…

Pleasures

Corpus Christi, Texas

This was my second trip and...

This was my second trip and it just lacks talent. And no private lap dance rooms. Girls- In my first trip to pleasures there were two very attractive dancers. A blonde and a brunette. Sorry…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Very nice polished building in a...

Very nice polished building in a great corporate part of town. Valet parking, very spacious, comfortable interior. Friendly good service in the afternoon with 6 dollar beers. 20-30 customers and about 15…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies.. its not "A strip club"...

Follies.. its not "A strip club" its "THE STRIP CLUB" to go to. High mileage dances depending on the girl. I usually ask how long they have been working there. If its a new girl,…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

The place seemed like a dive....

The place seemed like a dive. Walked in and there were only 3 black girls and most seemed a little on the heavy side. Not sure that is normal but the clientele…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

This wasn't a bad visit. I...

This wasn't a bad visit. I went there just to kill sometime and ended up with quite a bit more than I planned. I tipped a few girls after entering and then I was heading…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

I go this place for a...

I go this place for a bachelor party for one of my friends. The cover is $10. First downside is that we are immediately approached by guys who work there and they continue to push…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

I tried another visit after six...

I tried another visit after six months, for the egg hunt promotion. My egg coupon was for a tee shirt. All they have is extra large maroon, so it will probably become a rag. The…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I ventured up...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I ventured up early afternoon on a Friday, After having way too much fin on a previous Saturday afternoon. No cover, 3 bucks a soft drink, 4 bucks a beer, 6 bucks…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

YS is a very consistent club....

YS is a very consistent club. You know going in what the rules of the game are. The major difference between YS and the clubs in Tampa proper is the level of friendliness…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I went here a few weeks...

I went here a few weeks ago on a Friday a few hours before midnight. Compared to my previous visits here, it looks like the club is on a steady decline in terms of…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Decent bar in the block. Girls...

Decent bar in the block. Girls are not that pushy, compared to other bars in the block. Bartender is very friendly and was surprised she was not pushy in buying drinks for the girls. Buying…

Savannah Gentlemens Club

Savannah, Georgia

I visited this club out...

I visited this club out of curiosity because there aren't many other clubs in the area. I arrived at about a little before midnight, and my friend and I received free entrance,…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

By far the best club in...

By far the best club in Indy. Girls are friendly and are very social. Best dances for 1 dollar at the pole table for sure. Topless girls and fantastic grinding. Their…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Don't waste your time on this...

Don't waste your time on this place. The other clubs in the area are much better although this option will save you $. The building looks shady, but okay. This isn't a club and…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

I stopped in fairly early on...

I stopped in fairly early on a Friday evening. The club wasn't really rolling yet, but there were a number of dancers rotating between the two halves of the club. As previously stated,…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Maybe it was just too early,...

Maybe it was just too early, but It was a VERY dead Friday, late afternoon when I stopped in. There were 3 girls dancing, none were ratable above a 4. But the waitress…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

I went to Sinsations last Friday...

I went to Sinsations last Friday based on some feedback and comparing ratings to other clubs in the area. I knew I picked the wrong time of day (it was barely past noon) and the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited with my girlfriend and wow....

Visited with my girlfriend and wow. Arranged a limo to collect us from our hotel which arrived on time was hassle free and took us straight to the club. getting the limo also meant there…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

This bar gets reviews all over...

This bar gets reviews all over the place. I think the reason is the talent is free to come and go as they please. Consequently, one day there are 4-5 top-notch dancers there, the next maybe…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

First time at a Seattle club....

First time at a Seattle club. Deja Vu has a pretty good vibe. The parking lot seems safe and the entry is in the back. There was about 3-4 patrons at about…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

I was there their late Friday...

I was there their late Friday night going into Saturday morning. There was a good amount of people the Bartender's were awesome Heidi was right there to get you your drinks right away. The dancer…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

I decided to give this a...

I decided to give this a second try after hearing that it had improved but was still disappointed. The dancers were actually worse then my previous visit about 6 months ago. The entire time I…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to PP on Friday,...

I went to PP on Friday, April 11 but I'm just getting around to submitting this. I'm also the guy chronically late with my expense reports. I have enjoyed going to the PP before and have…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I haven't written a review of...

I haven't written a review of La Boh for a couple years and I thougt it was time to update. This is a nice club, not cheap but nice to visit. The girls…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was in the area for business...

Was in the area for business and decided to stop in around 5:30 once I was done work. There were only about 5 girls working and there were the same amount of customers.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

I had last been to the...

I had last been to the den a couple of months ago on a Saturday evening. There was an entry fee and one drink mandatory from the juice bar. Club had very few patrons considering…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

I was heading west and needed...

I was heading west and needed a place to stop and relax for a few hours. Youngstown seemed like a great stop before I hit the toll road and had less options. I…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I went to Ace of Spades...

I went to Ace of Spades over a month ago on a Wednesday night around 8. I sat at the bar. There about 10 dancers when I arrived and they all were AA.…

Doll House

Louisville, Kentucky

I made visits on 2 consecutive...

I made visits on 2 consecutive days. Club was ok in appearance nothing special but decent by Louisville standards. Mixed crowd. Bar tender was pleasant beer and water were both $4. On first visit…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

I've been to Diamonds a number...

I've been to Diamonds a number of times and always have had a good time. I've only usually go on the weekends and the cover is $9. I believe it's less during the…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

First visit here a couple weeks...

First visit here a couple weeks ago for the first time. Club is decent. Interesting layout. Very laid back. Little too laid back. Over an hour and was never approached. Not…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

I walked in to a 4...

I walked in to a 4 hanging at the bar which is the first thing you see along with a row of keno machines. I knew she wasn't my dig so I didn't make eye…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Meeting with visiting friends after seafood...

Meeting with visiting friends after seafood feast across street at crab broil. Overprice seafood not worth it. Headed across street for some eye candies but was a disappointed as there were probably 2 or 3…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

The Gold club is a very...

The Gold club is a very nice upscale club in the financial district of San Francisco. the drinks were a little high but not for big city prices. The club itself is very well maintained…

Foxy Lady

Raleigh, North Carolina

I'd been by this place many...

I'd been by this place many times and didn't know it. It is small and at the end of a motel whose name I forgot. The was no cover at 5 so that was a…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

So I had Wednesday off, was...

So I had Wednesday off, was looking for a late evening diversion, and happened to pass by DD last Tuesday night... It was a rainy evening, so with nothing else on the agenda for the…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

This club is pretty good. I...

This club is pretty good. I have been coming to this club for about the past five or six years and it has always been a good time. The beer and liquor prices can not…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

How to review this club??? ...

How to review this club??? Well I can say it is a very interesting club. You walk in past the cover charge booth ($5)and the bar is right in front of you.…

Showgirls

Auckland, New Zealand

Last time I visited was on...

Last time I visited was on a Saturday afternoon, was a bit bored waiting for a movie session to start so went to kill an hour or so. Was pleasantly surprised by the number of…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

The Outhouse doesn't serve any drinks,...

The Outhouse doesn't serve any drinks, but don't let that deter you from visiting. The place is a little out of the way, but it is worth the drive. The dancers get fully…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

After a long day of driving...

After a long day of driving I needed to take a break for awhile. I saw a sing on I94 for Hots so I thought I would go check it out. I walk in and…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is a club that you...

This is a club that you visit if you just want to get a couple of drinks in your system. They have a lot of girls dancing throughout the day but what is the…

Baby Dolls

Phatthaya, Thailand

Second best club in Pattaya, which...

Second best club in Pattaya, which means second best club on the planet. Baby Dolls is an "interactive" club, which means the girls encourage you to play with them while they are on stage or…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Visited on an afternoon shift recently....

Visited on an afternoon shift recently. The talent level was mixed with only a few slender girls (7-8 quality) and the remainder was around 4-7 the best. Must say I was somewhat disappointed. On…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I keep wanting to believe that...

I keep wanting to believe that the recent reviews are wrong and this place is not going downhill. But I must say that I must agree. It is very hard to find cute , fun…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Recent visit was pretty good as...

Recent visit was pretty good as far as the quality of girls go - most were cute and not heavy - in the range of 6-9. But I must agree that the knock on…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Monetary value was bad for me...

Monetary value was bad for me because I started tipping once they came up to me. Once they saw me tipping, the girls (all of them) started coming around asking for tips. Advice…

Villa's Indio's Go-Go Bar

Harrison, New Jersey

I always visit both George and...

I always visit both George and I and this place together. Both times I've been here there were only 2-3 dancers and both times it was dead. This time was pretty decent compared…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Club located off the main highway....

Club located off the main highway. Got there at approximately 9:00. About 10 guys in the club with only 2 girls!!!! One plump ditzy blonde and another mature blonde with a great body for her age.…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I stopped in to new...

I stopped in to new locomotion today And I must say, it was my worst visit to date. For anyone who hasn't been here, the club is a large open area with one stage…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

One of our all time favorites,...

One of our all time favorites, it's set in an old Bourbon Street Mansion. The building is part of the charm, people who come to New Orleans expecting everything to be new and spotless…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I was in Charlotte on business...

I was in Charlotte on business and my employer put me up at the Hilton Hotel, right off I-77. Good luck for me as The Men's Club was close by. I could actually see it…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Last time I was here was...

Last time I was here was about a year ago and not much has changed. I drive by here everyday and seldom see it busy. I did not feel like driving out of my way…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night about 8:00, about 10...

Friday night about 8:00, about 10 girls - half were AA they were very fun! Waitresses push drinks. Got a beer and tipped well, then a dancer came and sat on my lap, I hadn't…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well haven't new to LV for...

Well haven't new to LV for a couple years and had to check back in on Rhino for a visit. I haven't been to many Clubs or others in LV but this has to…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

The place itself was decent. Clean...

The place itself was decent. Clean near as I could tell though I didn't use the bathroom. The place is plain and the crowd was quiet that night. It is dimly lit and the parking…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped by 390 in the afternoon....

Stopped by 390 in the afternoon. This club is in an industrial type area with free parking. There is no cover in the afternoon and no bathroom attendant. The atmosphere in the afternoon is pretty…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Visited Kahoots for the first time...

Visited Kahoots for the first time in a couple of years on Saturday night. Arrived about 10:30 and stayed until close (2:30). Crowded night and the place was hopping. Probably 35 dancers working - most…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I visit this club once...

I visit this club once every 6 months or so. If anything has changed it is the way the girls really seem to want to get you to visit the champagne room. A…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

They have raised the prices of...

They have raised the prices of lap dances here from $20 to $25 per dance. I think if you buy four (maybe more) dances at a time, you get a discount. The VIP and shower…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

If you are looking for a...

If you are looking for a good time without spending a bunch of money, this is the club for you. Sure, the membership fee is a pain, but, believe me it is well worth your…

I used to always love showing...

I used to always love showing up here, most times I would get extras but even if I didn't get extras it was still fun, me and my boys would go every other night just…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

My friends and I were visiting...

My friends and I were visiting from Atlanta for the Easter weekend, and after having lunch at Donna's restaurant, a few doors down from Vegas Cabaret, curiosity grabbed us and so we walked into the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I won't go into describing the...

I won't go into describing the physical layout of the club as that has been covered here before. On this particular trip there were a couple dozen girls and a few of them really stood…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

First trip to Diamond Dolls but...

First trip to Diamond Dolls but after reading reviews on here, I knew about the $2 charge to park my own car. I wasn't thrilled but considering cover was only $5 it wasn't that bad.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Well after all these years, you'd...

Well after all these years, you'd think I would know better. Long story short, watch out for the hustle even at Cheetah's. Young blonde named Sky who claims to be a dental student…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

I went to Southern X for...

I went to Southern X for the first time in about a year. Things are definitely different. First off, my drink was watered down. You would think that a strip club would give you good…

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$30

Let's say you have $30 and you must go clubbing how would you spend it and you must spend it

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Dancers having to sell t-shirts, towels, etc

I rarely see it anymore – but I recall in years past; dancers in certain clubs had to pedal cheap ass t-shirts; towels; or other things customers didn't want. It usually came with a PL having to buy a…

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If a dancer sucker punched you

Talking to a really drunk/drugged dancer last night who was rambling about her insatiable desire to fuck the dancer on stage. Out of character for me but I replied "That's how bad I want to fuck you. How…

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Atlanta Redhead dancers

Hi Gentlemen I'm looking to get back into clubbing and I'm getting a fetish for redheads. Looking for recommendations for Atlanta clubs with a good looking white redhead female dancers in their 20s to 30s. Hair can be…

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If I can do it myself I will

What do you do yourself?

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OT:Eggs

This being Easter, eggs are everywhere. I love eggs. I think that eggs might be my favorite food. So many ways to cook eggs(insert Bubba Gump monologue). My favorite though, is over-easy. Can't get any…

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Miami 2AMer. Happy Easter.

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – One person was taken into custody after a shooting at a Southwest Miami-Dade strip club. It happened around 2:20 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of The Playhouse Gentlemen's Club at 13045 SW 87 Avenue. The injured man was…

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Now this is Strippin!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh57233HrDWF7t0SZL

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Customers Trying to suck on my breast

This is pretty rampant in my city. This is a high enough contact area as is that offering anything further is just ridiculous. I'm very averse to any fluids from my customers coming anywhere near or on me, but saliva…

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national holidays

Today is a national holiday for Colorado.

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

First visit since it became Café...

First visit since it became Café Atlantis, would drop by when in town back when it was Treasures. While the club is similar I don't find it as nice. It's a big club, lots of…

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

Came by last Wednesday early in...

Came by last Wednesday early in the evening - was surprised that they only open at 6pm ... there were maybe only 2 or 3 patrons, thought I would be running into the after work…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Pros: -- Girls were fairly attractive (dancers,...

Pros: -- Girls were fairly attractive (dancers, waiters, and those who walked around). I wasn't stunned by any means, but they were nice. -- No cover. -- We went on a late Sunday night and that's also comedy…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

The club itself is pretty nice,...

The club itself is pretty nice, although the layout doesn't seem to be particularly well thought out. The seats at the bar that are closest to the main stage have your back turned to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A couple of friends and I...

A couple of friends and I stopped by Henry's as the nearby bar we were at was dead. I hadn't been to Henry's in at least 10 years and it hasn't changed much. There is…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Been a while since I'd been...

Been a while since I'd been here. In fact, I was warned off by a favorite stripper of mine. However, I decided I'd try it since usually they are more laid back and less congested…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This was my first time since...

This was my first time since this place changed from Harper's II to Gold Club. I came at about 2am an hour before they close. Moneywise this is the best time to go.…

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There are no house fees, in fact you get paid $9 an hour in addition to your tip

This is the first time I have actually seen a dancer getting paid by the house. https://www.tuscl.net/stripclubreviews.php?DID=1256

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Liquid lap dance video

I don't recall seeing this posted before. Check it out. http://www.liquidlapdance.com/

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Extras in Detroit

Hello all, Im new to this site and new to the strip club scene. I'm interested in clubs that are extra friendly.

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Where are Alucard and Rickdugan ?

Historically prolific posters but have not been posting much as of recent. Could they have gotten tired of the hatorade and have gone towards greener (friendlier) pastures – e.g. Stripperweb?

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Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. second quarter 2014 club and restaurant sales

New Vivid Cabaret New York Club No. 3 Sales Generating Unit in 2Q14 HOUSTON—April 8, 2014 – Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NasdaqGM: RICK) today announced total sales at adult clubs and sports bar/restaurants for the second fiscal quarter ended March 31,…

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Rick's Cabaret International to bring mega adult club to Chicago market with acq

Will Expand and Convert Facility to Rick's Highly Successful Tootsie's Cabaret Format HOUSTON, TX, March 24, 2014 -- Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NasdaqGM: RICK) announced today that it has signed a definitive agreement to purchase Club O, located in a suburb…

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What Was the Surprise?

A dancer texted me this morning: "Hey sweetheart! Hope u can stop in today. I'll be there at 2:00" Me: "Hi baby. I can't. I'm tied up all Easter weekend." Dancer: "Awwwww that sucks and I…

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Slick's TUSCL Workout Routine

All that's really needed is a jump rope and anything you have for pull-ups(bar, tree limb, stairwell,etc). -check TUSCL -skip rope for 3 minutes then during 1 minute rest, check TUSCL -do pull-ups then during rest you check TUSCL -you can do…

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Last Night

I'm writing this from a boxcar in Bangor, Maine. We went out with Juice last night and it got savage. At 3PM, he hit me up with a text. 'CLUB JUISC TITTYS TONIGHT' Sure, why not? After a lot of egging, I…

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OT:Home Depot Day Laborer

I was at Home Depot yesterday. I saw a ray of sunshine amongst a crowd of brown faces. As I drove closer, I saw one, fat white dude with a bunch of Mexicans, waiting for work. I…

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Shaved pussy

What does Hillary Clinton do every morning after she shaves her pussy? She sends him to work

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london friends let's meet all at Browns one night

Hi everybody! I'm new to the site but a senior stripclub lover. I'm 35 and I live in London where I work as a personal trainer. Me and a couple of my colleagues and friends are usual of the Browns, Rainbow…

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What food item is this?

He described it as warm crap in a bag bu Anthony Bourdain clarified that this was a description, not a value judgement, and said "contrary to the impression left by some reports of the show, I, in fact, very much…

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Mmm...caviar

You ever need some caviar when you go to the club? Go to a club where the presentation is impeccable... https://mobile.twitter.com/davidchoe/status/454423432348708864

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Saturday for lunch? where to go? SE Michigan

Favorite daytime spot to hit on a saturday in SE Michigan?

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Bisexual strippers

There is a website called xoticspot.com. It's like a social media site for strippers and PL's. A lot of the strippers here in portland are on it so I've browsing lately and it seems about 90% of the dancers on…

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WTF?

Today at 8:04 PM This message was created automatically by mail delivery software. A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed: [email protected]

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Strip Talk

Just had my brakes fixed by a new mechanic. He fixed the fucked-up job of my previous mechanic, who I had been going to for several years. Got me to thinking, it's not that different with strippers than…

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Lowering your standards

It seems like it's not very "baked in" to us what we think is hot. Suppose Science came up with a drug or a therapy that could make you less picky about which women were hot? Would I…

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OT: NBA Playoff Predictions (Tongue In Cheek Stripclub Index)

Here we go again- time for my NBA Playoff predictions, based solely upon the respective teams cities strength in stripclubs. I consider stuff like number of stripclubs, ratings of stripclubs,even slightly consider nearby city/towns fan base.(ie- would give some weight…

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Tameica Barnes

Tameica Barnes@juice_box_69 On twitter Is this juice ?

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Prostitutes,Strippers,and Housewives-Invertenly paying for sex Cash verses food

By burbankmisfits YouTube that educational shit

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Here Are the States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophilia's Cool

http://gawker.com/here-are-the-states-where-blowjobs-are-illegal-but-necr-1563878569

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Hard sell for OTC...

...by her, not me Saw my CF last night and she made a classic sales pitch about why we should meet up "outside the club". She went thru the features, benefits, costs, even raised & dealt with potential objections. It's the…

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For that special person in your life.

http://www.shipadick.com/

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Tight Pussy

On the quest for legal tight pussy...so far I've noticed smaller the women is and her ass the tighter her pussy has been and the larger and or larger ass women has had a much looser Virginia... What have you men…

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Expectations in VIP

I've read a bunch of reviews where people did 30 min or a hour VIP, and they basically just got to touch the dancers tits and ass, but yet they were perfectly fine and happy about it. My thing is…

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Why strip clubs are better than Marriage

Read this article and understand: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/decivilizing-human-nature-unleashed/

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Sunken Ferry

Did you hear about the sunken ferry? I guess that the Golden Gate Bridge must've collapsed.

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Liquid Lapdance - Ok it's my time to voice my opinion.

Physical Properties - Basically it is a black bikini with a rather large black pouch on the front to hold your balls and joystick. You have to tie the strings on the sides just like a bikini too. The shape…

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The Easter Bunny is coming

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/04/16/fox-easter-bunny-video/

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Biden, Reid, Sharpton

The comments they've made the last few days are insane. Obama is a clown commanding fools. Sorry guys, but Jesus Christ!

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free sex

Maybe its my age, maybe its my sex, maybe its my hair, maybe its my sauce I'm always not paying for pussy

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The troll motto.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, try baffling them with bull shit". Seems to be working well on TUSCL.

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Looks like it's KKK Night Here on TUSCL!

LOL!

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vote

Crazy Joe or Sloppy Joe

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Juice the movie star

I just realized something when I read Doc_Holiday's comment about juice jacking off to rain on dancers. He was in the movie The Wolf Of Wall Street. He was the sidekick that pulled I it out and started jerking it…

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When Do You Read TUSCL Reviews?

I like to read the reviews during boring conference calls when my manager is droning on and on.

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'They look like strip club ads': Racy Subway poster promoting breast enhancement

I need to ride the subway more often. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2600970/New-York-governor-takes-aim-racy-subway-ad.html

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Does LDK really LDK wherever he pleases?

On a recent thread our bud LDK said that lappers could be had at "gas stations, wal-mart parking lot, bad neighborhoods, casinos, nightclubs, bars, anywhere u might find women who need money." I can see that crazy dude drivin' around in…

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what kind of shirt do you wear

I wear button up shirts with my yoga pants that way they can button me down and rub their titts all over my hairy Velcro chest hairs

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Is It Because Easter is Almost Here?

Is it because Easter is almost here that "doc_holiday" and "troop." have been resurrected?

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Dave

Dave from storage wars goes yeeeeeep

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how many lap dances do you get

I get 6

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How many Joe's do you know?

Off the top of my head... Crazyjoe Injun Joe G.I. Joe Joe Blow Joe Six-pack Surfer Joe Joe Palooka Joe Mama more?

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Say, Juice

These strippers in South Carolina say you come in the club smelling like molasses and you got too much hair on your dick. What's up with that?

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sweatpants

Any of you motherfuckers rock sweatpants to the club? I haven't done it, but I want to. I'm just worried some clubs won't let me in wearing sweatpants.

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OT- Letting other driver's merge

It seems like every freeway off ramp here in Portland leads to another on ramp where one must immediately merge into oncoming traffic. If you want to merge at 5pm you dont have a shot in hell because traffic is…

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Detroit clubs and Tigers Baseball!!

Hey Detroiters. I know you clubbers love you some Tigers baseball. I have 2 upcoming tiger games for sale. Each game has 4 seats 20 rows behind home plate and VIP Parking. Value is 200 a game. I am only…

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Biskits n Gravy

The NCAA has approved "unlimited" snacks and meals for scholarship athletes. Let's hope Duke1 has used up all his eligibility at Mars Hill. He could bankrupt the college. Can you play on the line at 500 pounds?

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Rapper cuts his dick off.

Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt, report says A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide…

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Speaking Of Time...

How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Hooray

Happy Hump Day everyone!

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Extras and STD's

I see so many people posting their extras experiences including some BB activity. Aren't you worried about STDs?

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HJ vs BJ or FS

During the last few months I have received 4 unsolicited HJs from 4 different dancers while getting $10 table dances. During these dances I was able to grope the dancer at will. Seems like the magic number is 4 dances…

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Expensive massage.

A Las Vegas woman hired to give a man a $300 massage allegedly snatched his $35,000 Rolex and concealed it in her vagina. Christina Lafave, 25, is accused of stealing a watch belonging to Kenneth Herold on January 15 while giving…

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What is your preferred type of lapdance?

Do you like your lapdance slow and sensual, fast and physical, or somewhere in the middle? I like it sensual.

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Steve229's wife???

@steve229 dude, does your mum-in-law live in FloriDUH? If so, you should check this out... http://www.peeperz.com/florida-woman-naked-tantrum-mcdonalds/ I hope it ain't her, but I figured I'd shre the link just in case.

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While the cat's away...

Wife flies out today to visit her Mom... Suggestions? What do you married mongers do when the SO is out of town?

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How Do I Take Her Out Of My Head?

The past few day have been intense for me. Basically, she just dominated my mental landscape. We get in touch at least once a day. Texting, phone calls, pls-come-over-here conversation. Really, then I realized something is not right. You probably know what it…

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Ranukam reminds me of Alucard

You don't look like such a stud here: https://www.facebook.com/ranukam Might want to be careful before you start trashing people on the internet. You aren't as anonymous as you think.

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You wanna fuck that pussyeeee^^^^EEEEEE

That's what I heard last time I fucked a stripper.She got pissed when I started laughing.Whats the funniest shit you've heard while fucking a stripper?

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Surprise, surprise...Strip club 'pole tax' falls short of goal

SPRINGFIELD — A new tax on Illinois strip clubs generated significantly less money than what supporters hoped it would raise in its first year. According to the Illinois Department of Revenue, the so-called "pole tax" raised about $380,000 in 2013 to…

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No wonder Rick, Al, & Juice spend so much on Titty Bars

They've all been drinking out of a sippy cup instead of nursing off a couple Scandinavian & Columbian wet-nurses like my dear old dad provided for me. I don't know whose joke account Sip Cup is, but I guarantee it's…

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This beer does not have enough head on it

Can I have some more?

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No Sippy, this is how you roll a joint

http://vimeo.com/78862363

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Is Your Lap Taken?

I don't know about all of y'all, but whether or not a dancer sits on my lap when she first introduces herself makes a big difference in my perception of her and what out future interactions might be like.…

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Tax Day Quiz

Did you/will you get a refund? Did you/will you spend it in the clubs?

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Rhode Island in April

Folks who have been to Rhode Island (Providence) clubs this month... are they still hurting from last year's Cheaters shutdown situation? Can one still have a good time and get a full level of service there?

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Kate Upton: "I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs" and Could Go "Braless" So

Kate Upton: "I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs" and Could Go "Braless" Sometimes http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/kate-upton-i-wish-i-had-smaller-boobs-2014144

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US Airways is Good at Internet

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xvhmGvYv--/qstimhyd89loxvqvobji.jpg

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SUGGESTIONS FOR SPOTS TO PROPOSITION CIVILIAN GIRLS FOR LAPDANCES?

any good places to prop a civilian chick for private dances? I was thinking a low end diner where you might find a hottie waitressing. or any local hooters. but what stops me from pursuing this is the possibility of…

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Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

I think Art has been busy planting his garden. Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret? The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

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Why I Love Strip Clubs

This Monday morning I texted my CF Sansa, asking what days she was working. She replied Tues and Thurs, and I said I would see her Thursday. Then another hot dancer named Cersei--blonde hair, big tits--texted me, saying, "Are you…

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Chi-Chi

Today in the strip club I saw Chi-Chi, a Mexican dancer with natural C cups, whom I have known for 7 years. Chi-Chi is very sensual, but she is not really my type, which is blonde bimbos with…

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Can Amateurs do Lap Dances?

I am trying to get my wife to do the Amateur Contest at Marios Showplace in Webster MA. Just wondering if she'll be able to do Lap Dances that night? Even if you don't know about Marios specifically, has anyone…

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Who is the most like you?

Which TUSCLer reminds you of yourself? For me, I'm gonna have to go with my man Staxwell. We're both young and black. We both have confidence and swagger when it comes to bagging strippers.