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Why should dancers appease you and post their photos on TUSCL?

Seems like every time a female posts on here asking for information most of you act like Yoda trained you and are very patronizing. The next thing you do is ask for photos. Why? You have no way of knowing…

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What the fuck!?

I was looking at the TUSCL rankings today and I see that Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party in Portland is the number two ranked club overall (behind Hong Kong). I love my city as much as anyone, but I can't stand…

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Another Stripper Joke

Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5." One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the prices! We should buy a…

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Advise please

I have long but the same time short love story of my life. I met a girl at college. We were studying together for 4 months but I have never paid attention to her to be honest. One day I…

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Stripper with a Double Double

The last time I was at a SC, there was a babe carrying a coffee (we call them Double Doubles). I figured that she was tired, so I didn't bother talking to her, or getting any dances, and now I'm…

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Shill Review ? ... Smells like it to me

From a recent review: “… Are you a fan of fun, thick, wild black ladies...Then this is the place. King Henry's is the best club in the area if you are short on funds and still wanna feel like a king.…

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How do you want it?

When you get a lapdance, what makes it great? What "elements" (boobs/ass in your face, etc) are your favorites?

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Do you like ITG?

ITG = Inner Thigh Gap. Seems to be a thing at TheDirty.com. A site I don't frequent. But I ended up there today and saw her http://thedirty.com/2014/02/sasha-markina-has-the-ultimate-itg/ And the first thing I thought was I luv the space in her upper legs. Not even…

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Stripper Joke of the Day

On a flight to LA, a stripper is seated next to a female Baptist missionary. When the stewardess comes around with drinks, the stripper orders a glass of white wine. After giving the stripper her wine, the stewardess…

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To bad Cafe Lu's isnt a Tittybar!

These babes are hot! http://thechive.com/2014/02/18/try-cafe-lus-i-hear-the-service-is-amazing-20-photos/

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Cable TV and Yoda

When your cable goes out, you get bored When you get bored, you go to strip clubs When you go to strip clubs, you kiss stripper ass When you kiss stripper ass, you think bitchy strippers are awesome When you think bitchy strippers are…

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Rochester, N.Y. stabbing

Rochester, N.Y. - A Ridge Road firefighter has been suspended after being charged with assault for a stabbing at a strip club. Investigators say 25-year-old Benjamin Deragon of Rochester was charged with assault in the second degree. The Rochester Police Department says…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

DeKalb County police are investigating a robbery and shooting outside a strip club early Tuesday that left two men wounded. The incident happened about 3:30 a.m. outside Strokers, an adult entertainment club on Brockett Road, according to DeKalb police Capt. Stephen…

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Alcohol and her time

From the Buying Drinks thread on SW: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?190999-Buying-Drinks From Yoda: "Trying to use drinks to leverage time with a dancer is a joke that's totally on you. It will last until her feet don't hurt anymore or until she sees another…

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Homosexuality

It's time for me to take a certain member of this to board to school. You know who you are. It's time for you to grow thicker skin. It's time for you to understand the realities of…

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Another stripperweb storie courtesy of Yoda

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?176381-The-Age-You-Think-Dancer-Should-Retire All fun and games, but the excuse making! Get this: "I had someone the other day say that I look great for y early 30s.(.but that isnt everyone's' opinion).. What I see moreso is that my age is hurting me..When…

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Tuggin' on my Heart...

Check out these cute tuggers! http://thechive.com/2014/02/18/tug-on-my-heart-strings-will-ya-45-photos/

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Scottish Stripper Documentary

Here is an article about a TV documentary on Scottish strippers. Strippers in Scotland seem about the same as American strippers: "With a lack of jobs and the sky-rocketing cost of living, lapdancing's easy money has turned it into…

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Three Question Yoda Can't Answer Re: Papi/Stripperweb Incident

Yoda claims that he was not on a powertrip when he recently banned Papi from stripperweb. Just impartially enforcing the rules there he claims. If so why can't Yoda answer these three questions? He has given no answer at all…

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Kirsten Dunst visits strip club

Latest in celebrity at strip club trend: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/17/kirsten-dunst-strip-club-new-orleans-video/ Kirsten, of course, starred in one of the greatest movies ever made, "Bring It On."

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Stopped by on a Wednesday hoping...

Stopped by on a Wednesday hoping to find a couple of the dancers that I had previously encountered. Sadly, they weren't there. Pleasant surprise to find out that they made Wednesday customer appreciation day. $1 beers…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This simply is the best club...

This simply is the best club in Phoenix. The quality of the dancers is much above the other clubs that I have been at in the area. The dancers are great looking. I was able…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Ahh, the things we do. ...

Ahh, the things we do. I go to Tampa every couple of months. Who in the world drives all the way from Tampa to Cocoa Beach to visit a strip club? Yeah,…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

In town for a good buddys...

In town for a good buddys bachelor party and wound up here to close out festivities. Its expected $20cover $3coat check $20 dances $11buds $13jack/cokes somewhat aggresive not bothersome but a good enough time Small…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I came to Baby Dolls after...

I came to Baby Dolls after reading reviews and it sounded like a great place to go for my first club. My best and I got there around 10:00pm and the place looked great, the…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Visited the club on Sunday after...

Visited the club on Sunday after 10:30 PM, stayed for 3 hours. Around 20 dancers were on floor and more were coming after mid-night, very few were 7-9. Most of the dancers were 3-5. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Arrived at Scarletts just after midnight...

Arrived at Scarletts just after midnight on a Wednesday evening. Motivation was based on prior reviews on tuscl. Located in an industrial part of town, they have a dedicated parking lot with noticeable cameras for…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I decided to roll into Mickeys...

I decided to roll into Mickeys after work and was pleasantly surprised. No cover and $10 Lap Dances before 6pm. Mary Jane was my favorite on this visit. Cute Brunette with a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This club has had some bad...

This club has had some bad reviews, particularly relating to the neighborhood where it is located. They may be justified at night, but I go there during the afternoon and have never seen anything…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in BSC last weekend hoping...

Stopped in BSC last weekend hoping to run into an ATF that works there. It's always nice to see a familiar face and touch a familiar body. I saw one girl, used to go by…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

Honestly it was pretty good, very...

Honestly it was pretty good, very croweded I noticed though. Became a hasel trying to see which girl was on which stage due to the limited moving space. The girls were hot, and…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

I last reviewed this club a...

I last reviewed this club a year ago, and since then there have been a lot generally favorable reviews and few very poor ones. I don't understand what provoked the poor ones, as on…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is becoming my favorite clubs...

This is becoming my favorite clubs in town. Went there on Tue evening. Entry is $5 before 8 pm. Great drink specials 2 for 1 domestic beer. There were 4 dancers. The only downside is…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club is easy to find...

The club is easy to find with a small parking lot right outside the front door. Nice, clean atmosphere inside with a large bar in the center and several tv's scattered around. Drinks were reasonably…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

So i stopped by on Saturday...

So i stopped by on Saturday after a long hiatus. I had had been hearing that the quality of girls had gone south as of late and wanted to confirm for my self. In all honesty,…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I was in Ft Walton for...

I was in Ft Walton for the night so I decided to try out Sammy's. The club is very nice both exterior and interior. All the parking is in the back of the…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Girls are Great, Place is Big. The...

Girls are Great, Place is Big. The club is fairly good sized with a large main stage and two side stages. The side stages are caged and some dancers will use that to climb extremely high.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Took the Spearmint Rhino limo to...

Took the Spearmint Rhino limo to the club, and they dropped us off at the rear entrance which means you get to skip the line and cover. We end up at SR pretty much…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

AS is the tradition in the...

AS is the tradition in the past, I usually will hit up a club during Vday week if I don't have legit plans, so this time around I hit up Synn. I had actually…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I got to the club about...

I got to the club about 9:30 on a Monday night and expected it to be nearly dead. I had learned in past visits that the advertised opening time of the club (6pm) is…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

One of the first things I...

One of the first things I do when I travel to a new city is to check out the strip club scene. This particular has been on my hit list so I decided to check…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club has returned to its...

The club has returned to its original name Crazy Horse Too. That was the name of the original club, that was seized by the government. Then the then Penthouse Club "stole" the name and called…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

This is a good spot if...

This is a good spot if you like black girls and do not want to spend a fortune. The cover was 22 which seem a little high but it is BYOB. I went on a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a good club .The...

This is a good club .The get and pat you down before you go in and it costs 33 to get in...There are so many hot dancers and 2-3 places you can sit on…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

From my past visits, I have...

From my past visits, I have to recommend TRISH, SUMMER, MERCEDES, ALEXANDRIA, NIKKI (though she's now over at Starz), BLACK PEARL, and others--see my previous posts. On a visit on a Tuesday evening about…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

As others have mentioned, this place...

As others have mentioned, this place is a little hard to find. But, once I got there, the club is decent on the inside. Cover charge is $15, not 12 as stated here. Girls…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, Oregon

I haven't been in Riverside in...

I haven't been in Riverside in a while, and decided to drop in. Was told by an employee that the place was under newer ownership. Not much has changed, other than the vip…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went in on a Thursday afternoon....

Went in on a Thursday afternoon. Club was pretty much dead. The only people in there that weren't working looked like regulars. I imagine the place is a little more hopping at night, based on…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Been to this place a few...

Been to this place a few times before. I must say that this is one of my favourite joints in terms of diverse girls. The physical aspect in comparison to other SC's is noticeable. This…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on a Saturday night. There was a decent crowd there but there were still plenty of girls around and at least four were on stage at any given time. Girls…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Top tier club in New Orleans,...

Top tier club in New Orleans, but expensive dances. Beautiful women but lots of fake breasts. That don't bother me too much. Good dances upstairs in semi private booth, but they are very pricey at…

Top of Gainesville

Gainesville, Georgia

Very friendly atmosphere. Girls were very...

Very friendly atmosphere. Girls were very nice and knew what they were doing. At the tkne of my visit they had 5 dancers and i was told they had 2 that were off for 7…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to finally try out follies...

Decided to finally try out follies after all the reviews. Frankly, this place is just to busy for my liking to be much fun. I guess I didn't realize how small the place is. Came…

SexWorld

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The best part about sex world...

The best part about sex world is "Thee Doll House" peep shows in the back. I love Thee Dollhouse. Most girls are friendly. The bad news is they seem to close the peepshows early.…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

I have visited club rouge several...

I have visited club rouge several times. There are a few very attractive girls here. Entry rate is 10 $ but the dances are very expensive. Rates are on par with San francisco clubs(posh clubs).…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Came to DVNH last night. Club...

Came to DVNH last night. Club was packed for a Monday. The girls were pretty hot and most girls gave very good dances without having to spend too much money. Management here was great, good…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped into this club about...

I stopped into this club about a month ago after finishing work in the area earlier than expected. There was a good amount of dancers for a day shift, probably 10-12. Beers are about…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

I visited this club around 1...

I visited this club around 1 in the afternoon yesterday (Monday). There were only 2 dancers working at the time, and both were Brazilian. One was older the other was younger and both…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

These are answers to questions from...

These are answers to questions from my new friend on here who wants to go to American Bush, but he's waiting to save up a lot of money first. =============== You should just go and try it,…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Interesting little club with very much...

Interesting little club with very much a neighborhood feel. Cheap beers and a laid back atmosphere. Girls dance topless and most bottomless over a three song set. Very impressed with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

There's a big difference between the...

There's a big difference between the quality of girls on the day shift and the night shift. Usually, they save the best dancers for the night shift; not in this case. The day shift crew will…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Came here with a few friends...

Came here with a few friends to blow off some steam and see some pretty ladies. We were not let down. His isn't your premier Vegas club, but the girls are nice, pretty, and have…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another trip to EB and another...

Another trip to EB and another fun time. I walked in, paid my cover ($5 during day) and went and took a seat around the stage. Forgot that there is a 1 drink…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

I visited this club around 3:30...

I visited this club around 3:30 Monday. There were three dancers working but soon after about 4 more dancers showed up. All of the dancers were Brazilian with maybe one latina. A…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

As a dancer myself, I like...

As a dancer myself, I like to go to clubs and support the girls. This club is super cute and the girls look clean (not sick, drugged, etc). They are friendly as well. Management was…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

I visited not to long ago...

I visited not to long ago while passing through Louisville. I had some extra time so I decided to make a stop. Let me say things have really declined with the new laws…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice thing about going earlier in...

Nice thing about going earlier in the day is that there is no cover. I arrived around 6 p.m. and there was a lot of pre-shift change visiting of the girls. Approached two…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Okay, it was Presidents' Day. So,...

Okay, it was Presidents' Day. So, nobody goes to strip clubs on Presidents' Day? This was my second stop of the evening, after Brass Flamingo. 9:00 p.m. Number of customers varied between 2 and 7.…

Rear End Bar

Marshfield, Wisconsin

This club is kind of hidden...

This club is kind of hidden away now with the highway reroute. I pulled in, not knowing what to expect, and was shocked to see a tiny building with a few cars parked outside.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by on a Thursday night,...

Stopped by on a Thursday night, expecting it to be crowded, but it really wasn't. While there was lots of room, sadly the quality of dancers was below average. And the dancers for the most…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

Went on a Fri afternoon, parking...

Went on a Fri afternoon, parking lot was half full. No cover before 4PM. Beers were $6 The interior is kind of old and to some would need updating,. but to me it was fine and…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is my stop when I...

Mario's is my stop when I want to stay close to home and not travel to Providence. Monday is 2/45 lap dances (Sun and Tues too) all day and night. I stopped by…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

“This... is the sublime melancholy of...

“This... is the sublime melancholy of our lot that every You must become an It in our world.” -Martin Buber Visions Cabaret is a surprising place. You drive past a gas station, down a dark, narrow…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon in the area so I figured I'd try another club I hadn't been to, no cover as it was only 5pm which was a nice…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Well it has been a few...

Well it has been a few months since I was here and as the previous reviews have stated accurately, some things have gone downhill. I was there on Monday and some of the dancers that…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon on my way out of town, I wasn't expecting a whole lot but I had a couple of hours to kill so what the ..... I got there about 2…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

So, I came back for a...

So, I came back for a second visit. Sat at the back bar for a smoke and a drink. Talent was only so-so. One older girl (I think she was Costa Rican)…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Dancers were good looking but as...

Dancers were good looking but as with most Grand Rapids clubs the dances suck. However, not a bad place to stop and WATCH the eye candy. I didnt splurge on any dances. Enjoyed…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Buddy dragged me to this place....

Buddy dragged me to this place. Nice club, very large but unfortunately the downstairs was closed off so only the upstairs smaller area was used. We had a couple beers and my buddy bought me…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Went here a few Fridays ago....

Went here a few Fridays ago. Since they stopped serving liquor the dancer quality has gone down. We went late in the night and cover was only $5. Water cost you $5…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Came back to Showcase for the...

Came back to Showcase for the first time in awhile and was pleasantly surprised. Had been more into Paper Moon, where the women are better looking, but I think you more often get a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to st James on a...

Went to st James on a Wednesday evening around 8pm. Really easy to find right off 45. Parking was a little full but found toward the back. They had 1 main stage + two sattllite…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

I went one late evening with...

I went one late evening with my pal and we had a pretty good time. This club has been newly renovated and taken over, before it used to be Emperors Club and now its been…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Nags Head is close to a...

Nags Head is close to a number of strip pubs in East of London. It is easy to find on the main Whitechapel road. Inside it is very very small. There is a tiny, raised…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

i really like this place, friendly...

i really like this place, friendly always a number of nice dancers, can smoke there, love the little private dance rooms. Drink prices are in line with other nice clubs, they have drink specials from…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I came in to PTs on...

I came in to PTs on a Friday night late and it was as usual, packed but plenty of girls to go around. At PTs you spend a little more money, but have a much…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

This club is easy to find,...

This club is easy to find, right off I-40 and near the convention center. Parking is probably a hassle on busy days as I had to hunt out a space and the club was…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

South of downtown Seattle, On 4th...

South of downtown Seattle, On 4th Avenue S. just north of Boeing Field is Kittens Cabaret, deep in the heart of Georgetown. Kittens Cabaret is huge. And new. And clean. Couches…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Access to the club is very...

Access to the club is very from the stadium. This use to Be my all time favorite club. This time the bouncer was not that nice and the place was packed. I was expecting this…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy horse is the only strip...

Crazy horse is the only strip club I go to in San Francisco. Some times it is a hit and some times it is a miss. There was some decent talent on a Sunday. As…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

The club is not at a...

The club is not at a great location. The security is very tight and as other posters mentioned you have to go through the multi layer security check before you can enter the club. I…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

So I had not been in...

So I had not been in here a while so figured it was time to get back in to PT's. Went early evening on a Thursday- pretty light customer traffic, but they still had 2…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Very nice club with 25+ dancers....

Very nice club with 25+ dancers. Overall not a good value though. Drinks are expensive and the cover is high. I would look off the beaten for a better experience in MB.…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Stayed at...

Stayed at the nearby holiday inn recently and decided to check out TT again. I have been here before but it has been some time. Small cover charge, 3bucks,…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

I have been here a couple...

I have been here a couple of times, this was my first day visit. I usually get a beer as it is a small bar and I don't trust the bottled pourable alcohol from these…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Excellent strip club..my boyfriend and I...

Excellent strip club..my boyfriend and I have been there several times and it has all that we look for! The topless lap dance we got was great! A good mix of ethnicity, more blacks, Mexican…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on the way through...

Stopped in on the way through town. The place was moderately busy and it took a while to get service. The majority of the dancers seemed to gravitate to the regulars even though i was…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I got into this club hoping...

I got into this club hoping for the best, well, there isn't even a roof in this place! There is but it is not finished. It certainly has the unfinished basement look, although the entrance…

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Need help

I need an advise........I am in love with a girl who is 7 years older than me........I am 23 and she is 30...........please tell what do you think

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Leave the credit/debit cards at home.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/impd-dancers-stole-21k-from-man-who-used-card-in-club-venus

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CGI comes to porn

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/02/17/cgi_in_pornography_can_help_circumvent_l_a_s_condom_law.html?wpisrc=hpsponsoredd2

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SC Dress Code ?

To piggyback on the recent thread about SC pants. Have you ever been turned away from a SC b/c of your attire? For me it's only happened once. Back when I lived in Dallas I was turned away @ Baby Dolls in the…

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Calibrating the TUSCL whore-o-meter

Although it never works out when I try to characterize what's typical here, fuck it, I'm trying again. Typically, TUSCLers appreciate a good dirty stripper, the longer the menu of available extras the better. However, these girls are presumed to…

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If you could have all the money back you spent at SCs and never be able to go to

I started keeping a spreadsheet starting 2004 and have spent $58,980 from 2004-2013($440 so far in 2014). Peak in 2005 of $11255, a low of $2230 in 2011. I've been going to SC prior to 2004, probably started around 1993,…

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rickdugan Cross Posted From Stripperweb - Should Be Banned!

Here's a very infamous thread in which rickdugan made a cross-post from stripperweb - https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21545#comment204652 So the question to Yoda is should rickdugan now be banned as Papi was? (Someone may have to forward the link to Yoda since he has me…

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Does flagging reviews make a difference?

I flag about a review every three weeks. Liars who obviously haven't been to the club. Claiming a shower dance, claiming they went to the VIP room in a club that doesn't have one. Always first-time reviewers. Do…

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OT. Which foreign county do you live in?

http://blog.estately.com/2014/02/this-map-shows-the-united-states-if-each-state-were-named-for-the-most-similar-foreign-country/

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Cum and silk

So I finally tried some silk boxers for a lapdance the other night. They were smooth and soft at first, but as some precum leaked out it seemed to bind or change the texture of tthe material a little bit…

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OT: Car Thieves

Have you ever had a car stolen? Yesterday I went downtown and I took the light rail instead of paying for parking. I had parked in a lot designated for people using public transportation. When I got back my car…

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Is copy and paste the same as crossposting?

How? Is every blog on the web, private property? Plus, Yogurt doesn't follow the rules very well, Users usually get three warnings before being banned In extreme cases the user will get banned immediately None of this happened with Papi

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Ellen Page a Lesbian?

Am I the only person who doesn't care if Ellen Page is a lesbo or not? I say to her, go make some movies, nobody needs to know what you do after hours.

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Future Lower Back Pain

The future might be grim for them, but the present looks great! http://thechive.com/2014/02/17/my-flbp-tis-of-thee-44-photos/

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Pathetic is what i can say....

Pathetic is what i can say. So few dancers. It was a holiday on monday so its not like it was a school night. Too dark, as usual. $10 to see…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Fat and obese dancers. Pretty...

Fat and obese dancers. Pretty much like the "Landing Strip" which Expose's owners also run. "Landing Strip is a notorious "extras club". The patrons know it and the fat ass girls they…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Got there right before 7, so...

Got there right before 7, so a free shot came with the first drink. The night got even better from there. This is the best strip club in the world. There are…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Palazio is considered the "upscale" strip...

Palazio is considered the "upscale" strip club of Austin. Last time I lived in Austin I frequented the club a lot. But it is pretty much a rap/hip-hop club now. Its now…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So if you don't want to...

So if you don't want to travel far and want a safe venue with relatively easy parking Delilah's is potentially a place to go. It's about 15 minutes from City Center. As I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Finally made it to the famous...

Finally made it to the famous Spearmint Rhino while in town on business. This has to be one of the most expensive and touristy clubs that I've ever been to. Both of which I would've…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

So I've gone to Club Risqué...

So I've gone to Club Risqué in Bristol a few times now and generally speaking have always had a decent time. I'm not really a big fan of the spiral stair case as it makes…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I've been coming here for years....

I've been coming here for years. You have to do some searching but, can find some interesting girls here. Thrill of the hunt type of situation. If no one strikes your fancy…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a week of meetings so actually had 2 visits, one Sun and one Thurs. Neither disappointed. I made the effort to cab it here from my downtown hotel…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Stopped in late while in town...

Stopped in late while in town on a business trip. The place is tiny and the music is loud. Not all that bad, except the dancers wear these latex pasties. Not much fun when…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I was supposed to come out...

I was supposed to come out Thursday with some friends but got caught up working late and could not come. Saturday rolls around and me and the guys went bar hopping and by midnight…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Reasonably priced drinks, casual atmosphere, fast...

Reasonably priced drinks, casual atmosphere, fast service at the bar. Girls ranged in ethnicity but were mostly thin to average body types, were at least cute with a few especially beautiful. All looked under 25.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Well, hello there, boys and girls....

Well, hello there, boys and girls. I'm glad that y'all could make it back for another round of storytime with Uncle Slick. This tale of sensory overload is bound to keep you petrified…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Here is the key info: - Low...

Here is the key info: - Low pressure: absolutely no drink hustle, dancers know how to take no for an answer - Low Mileage: even the "VIP" dances are bikini only -Safe Area: a little hidden from the…

Peppermint Hippo

Fayetteville, Arkansas

When I went there were only...

When I went there were only about 5 dancers working. Three of them looked amazing, one needed to lose some weight and another should probably be retired. The Vip prices were a bit steep, but…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Well, I checked this place out....

Well, I checked this place out. Cover is only 14-16 bucks, and it includes your first 2 beers, so its not too bad. If you're in Mississippi or Alabama its probably the best you could…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Friday around 7pm, free...

Visited on Friday around 7pm, free entrance, no mandatory valet and $7 for a strong vodka and tonic. Dance options included $10 floor dances with limited contact, $20 "VIP" area dances and higher priced timed…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My girlfriend and I visited this...

My girlfriend and I visited this club on a Saturday night. From the outside, the club was very nice looking. However inside it was pretty small. The two stages were very small…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Got to BSC about 8pm on...

Got to BSC about 8pm on a Friday night. As mentioned before this place is dark inside which at first seems too dark but, you appreciate once the eyes adjust. Three low stages that make…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Went to the club with some...

Went to the club with some friends on a Saturday night. Cover was $15, but we were told that we couldn't bring in our beverages, they are no longer BYOB. (We were told off the…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

have not been here in a...

have not been here in a few months so I stopped by and the club is the same on the outside but the dancers are better and they do got some new talent. the price…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped by otb recently while passing...

Stopped by otb recently while passing through Milwaukee. Cover and drink prices were reasonable. Bar wasn't crowded so I sat down and immediately was approached by a young blonde dancer who asked to sit down.…

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Calif. 2AMer.

CHULA VISTA — A bouncer was stabbed early Sunday morning during a fight with a group of customers outside a strip club, Chula Vista police said. The fight was reported about 3:20 a.m. outside Eye Candy Showgirls on Bay Boulevard…

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Reality show snake-handling preacher dies -- of snakebite

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/ I would just love to see his followers and Harold Camping's followers having a picnic together.

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Perfect pair of pants?

I was reading CNN tonight and may have stumbled upone the perfect pair of clubbing pants. http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/14/tech/social-media/apparently-this-matters-betabrand-dress-sweatpants/index.html?hpt=hp_t5 Its by a firm called Betabrand, and makes a pair of sweatpants that is perfect for the office, or for the PL who goes to…

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Stripperweb, Yoda, Papi, Slick, motorhead, etc., etc.

Sooooooooooo boring. I was away from tuscl for two weeks and I come back to this silly eruption this weekend. WTF?? Back to my regular life.......I have one of those.

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They all business savvy and intelligent at stripperweb

In honor of yoda... https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?181585-quot-Adult-work-is-a-cop-out-quot-%28rant%29 Miss sassy pickles says "...I agree because although there isn't much barrier to entry in this business, to be successful long term you absolutely need to be intelligent as well as business savvy." A long term stripper, huh.…

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What is the environment in Providence, RI these days?

Anyone have any 411 on the 'atmosphere' in Providence, RI clubs these days? I had read that the local TV was stirring things up about extras back in November and things changed. Might be near the area and was thinking…

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"Did you feel the Earthquake?". Yes, she says. "I was having sex!"

I asked a couple of dancers if they felt the earthquake. This was one of the more interesting responses.

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Girl Type Changes

For the most part, I'm into curvier Latinas. Every so often, however, I'll have a night where I'm more drawn to white girls, black girls, older women, etc. Do you guys and gals always stick to the same type of…

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A NetFlix Must see !

" Buying Sex" looks at the contentious debate over pending reforms to Canadian prostitution laws and in the process ask us to rethink and review our attitudes toward the oldest profession

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RIP Yoda

Once upon a rhyme in the World Wide Web Lived a little bitch but he wasn't Lil' Deb But like Little Debbie he was softer than cake Fucking with my Cuban brother was his last mistake See Yoda don't know bout that Spic named…

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Whale Watching in California

While in southern California last week, I took a whale watching tour off Dana Point. I saw 7 whales, spouting as they surfaced and showing their flukes as they returned to the deep. These were gray whales, which…

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Will Stripperweb suffer a JDoS attack?

With all the "banning Papi" drama I wonder if our very own Juiceman will get it in his melon to do something. I hear that Juice once set up a sweat lodge in his bathroom, drank 4 bottles of DXM…

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Slam Dunked the UAW.

Lets hope that this is a sign of things to come.

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Yoda, Good Luck in Banning Me

Call the cross-posting police! https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?190015-Cleaning-The-Pole-Before-You-Perform Good luck in finding me on SW

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dear yoder

I'm older and wiser now....you now have 253 active and inactive accounts owned and created by me juicebox69 on your SW site.....happy hunting faggot

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Paying Hookers for Sex is an Accomplishment Worthy of Gordon Gekko!

Hello. I am the RickyBoyDugan and I am here to selflessly teach you folks how to go about paying hookers for sex, since I am genius who can figure that out, but you folks can't. Please check out my profile for…

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Hey

Does any know of any strip clubs in Greenville, Sc that have Asian strippers?

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Lame excuses for going to a strip club.

I started this same thread not too long ago but just found another excuse in todays reviews. "Was drunk, so stopped by here to sober up."

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Dear Yoda - Would You Like to Date?

Wow! I was starting to lose all hope that I would find an even bigger fag in the world than I am, when, all of a sudden, out of the blue, my dream fag Yoda shows up and gives me…

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What's with this Yoda faggot ?

Apparently this dickless Yoda from SW thinks he's defender of strippers everywhere and the “moral authority” when it comes to all things strippers. This ballless/dickless PL has taken upon his PL self to ban me from SW for posting SW articles…

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Saturday Fun

Saw this link attached to a prior thread. Glad I clicked it! http://thechive.com/2010/09/28/your-t-shirt-is-um-snug-27-photos/?obref=obinsite

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Women Curlers At Sochi

Right at the moment I am watching women's curling from Sochi. Canada is smacking the Russians on the scoreboard but the Russians are smacking my Canadian women on the hottie rankings. All four of them are lap dance worthy for…

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Looks like a genuine clip?

This looks like a genuine clip. Anyone recognise the club, the girl, themselves ? What would you rate this girl as? http://xhamster.com/movies/2701810/blonde_strip_dance.html

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Strippers And Guns

My winter holiday with Toronto sweetie this year was just a four day weekend with her at Rancho farmerart. I took her to the mountains for a day of sledding. That was a bust. One high marking run was enough…

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How Russia deals with its Whores

Interesting... http://thechive.com/2010/10/19/theres-a-spanking-new-punishment-for-prostitutes-in-russia-4-photos/

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I'm a Catholic so I can tell this joke

  Four nuns were outside the confessional, waiting their turn to ask forgiveness for their sins. The first nun went in and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have put my finger on a man's penis. The priest said, "Say…

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She's Fucking a The Tile Guy, Too

So my brothers and sisters, here we go again. I get this call from a sweet thang that I met at her club. Our relationship went from P4P to friends with benefits. Cool. That being said,…

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OT:Made In The USA

Anybody know if our Olympians are wearing clothing that's made in the USA? I remember that at the China games, our uniforms weren't made in the USA. That's it.

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Female customers: The good (VERY few) The bad (Overwhelming majority) The ugly (

I'll be honest and admit right off the bat that the number of female customers I like I can count on one hand. I've just had too many bad experiences with the majority of that customer base. They're not my…

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Ever been woken up by an Earthquake?

I heard a rumbling noise. It must have woken me up. I heard on the news there was an Earthquake. I've had my house shake more from thunderstorms. Hopefully I don't find any new cracks in my house…

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Telling a dancer to change clubs

Have you ever suggested that a dancer change clubs, and why did u make that suggestion??? I have heard this a few times and I always say I will check out the club, but I feel they are suggesting a…

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Manager apparently cancels amatuer contest two weeks in a row to avoid paying th

SuesyBloom1 Prop SuesyBloom1 Ignore SuesyBloom1 Send Private Message to SuesyBloom1 Joined: Feb 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed on: February 14, 2014 Visited on: Wednesday Evening Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Star_Rating_2 Dancers Star_Rating_2 Value Star_Rating_1_Half Atmosphere Star_Rating_2 Overall This club is…

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So What do *You* Guys Think

From SW – “Am I fit for stripping?” “Hey guys. I've still been debating on whether or not I should try out to become a dancer but I've always been pretty self-conscious since I'm not as skinny as other girls but…

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Why Do Strippers Strip

A pretty honest and to the point thread from a dancer on SW; IMO. From SW – “dancing spoiled me for the 9-5 grind. anyone relate?” i started bartending and dancing to get through school; i majored in dance and also took…

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Stripper Names

I didn't think stripper names meant anything, but apparently they do! http://totalfratmove.com/a-guideline-to-strippers-based-on-names/

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Strippers and Valentine's Day

Got no wife (so no mistress, either) and no girlfriend. Might as well spend the money that was saved not buying flowers and chocolate and go to the strip club, right? Wondering if anyone's ever spent Valentine's Day at the strip…

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Percentage of American Men who are Regular Strip Club Visitors

If we somehow had access to the minds of every man in the ole' USA, I bet we'd all be shocked at the percentage of guys who are strip club junkies and/or engage in the hobby in other ways (escorts,…

5 Things to Retire in 2014

As 2013 comes to a close, I think it's time that we look back at the mistakes we've seen strippers make, mistakes we have ourselves made, reflect on the changes in the industry, and adjust our hustle to make the most of the year ahead. Strippers have been directly affected by sexualization of mainstream media, and strippers, instead of being a part of a “secret society” are now front and center in television, movies, and of course, music videos. When something changes, everything changes, and although it moves at a slower pace than the real world, strip club culture does exist, and we DO evolve. So what things should we retire in 2014 to make this year our most lucrative yet? 1.…

My Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby Experiment

A couple years ago I read a fascinating article about college girls and recent college grads becoming Sugar Babies to pay for tuition or pay off student loans. I always liked having a fav and getting GFE in the clubs, and I had some OTC dates where we went out to dinner and shopping, so becoming a Sugar Daddy seemed like a logical progression. I checked out some of the sites mentioned in the article and found SeekingArrangement.com to be the most legitimate. I liked their flat rate pricing plan and signed up for a 30 day membership. I worked up a profile and posted a public (obscured) pic and some private pics of me all…

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Vice Atlanta Strip City

http://www.vice.com/Fringes/atlanta-strip-city I searched and didn't see this.

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A "Stripper Gene"?

This may be a broad generalization, but I have observed two things common to dancers. (At least a statistically significant amount of the time). A. Dancers have unemployed boyfriends B. Dancers do an extraordinary amount for their kids It's almost as if strippers…

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Going to the Motor City next week (Thurs)

I'm heading to Detroit next week and I'm doing a little experimentation. I'm interested in seeing if any of my favorite dancers read this stuff on this site. So if any one actually tells me they knew I was coming…

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pictures of your Dick

How many dancers Owen a pick of your dick...I'm up to #74

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Out of Phoenix

I will shortly be moving from Phoenix to a city in the East. I've lived in Phoenix for many years and have really gotten used to the $10 dances and the high-mileage options. I don't travel for business so likely…

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Girls Gone Bankrupt

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/13/girls-gone-wild-bankruptcy-domain-names/ TMZ appears all over the porn game today with two stories http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/13/porn-star-syphilis-std-lawsuit-lylith-lavey-heather-deangelo-mr-marcus-bangbros/ but I remember when GGW used to run ads during the Howard Stern tv show and it just seemed so softcore that it never interested me. But at one time…

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Katy Perry at the Rippers

Check this out! http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/13/katy-perry-stripper-fired-photos/

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Atlanta Area

Ok so having grown up in Atlanta and having had a few convos with some dancers around here-- I know it can be challenging to be a dancer here. But here's the thing, u could care less about how easy…

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Mileage increases when the dancer is pissed at her S/O.

How many of you have experienced a revenge fuck or at least very high mileage when your dancer has been pissed at her husband or boy friend? I remember one dancer telling me she was pissed at her boy friend.…

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RickyBoy's Faggotry

Fuck that faggity fagggot aka the RickyBoyDugan.

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Fucking Heroin

To some degree, drugs in strip clubs are a fact of life. Each club hound, at some point in this hobby, eventually finds himself needing to decide what his tolerance levels are with respect to girls who use one…

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how is your weither

I got 12 inches of snow in NC how about you

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Stranded

Well I'm stranded here in Atl. But I'm not worried I have all that I need. Which is food money shelter a bulk box of Trojan condom's alcohol & 2 hot spinners from Folies Stay safe y'all

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Not 2AMer.

http://io9.com/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-love-and-sex-1521470284

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Ulysses "Slime" Rodriguez is accused of 2AMer

I find it hard to believe that someone with the nickname "Slime" could be guilty of a shootiing. http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2014/02/man_accused_of_fatally_shootin.html

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Best line ever?

Early 2000s when LD and uber high milage were still kinda uncommon and you could often get bounced for a casual touch, (at least in Ohio) I was at the old Ricks in Seattle when when this totally nakid and…

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Never Been To Tijuana, But Now I'm Thinking About Going

Interesting to read reviews like this one. Here's the plan: 1) Set aside money every payday. 2) Determine weekend this event will happen. 3) Setup the flight, itinerary. 4) Shhhh, don't tell anyone about it. 5) Wait for the day to come. 6) Awesome, this is…

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Christie Brinkley is 60

Christie Brinkley turned 60 this month. She looked great in National Lampoon's Vacation and she looks great today. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/christie-brinkley-talks-turning-60-dons-sexy-swimsuit-people-article-1.1595288 As a man in his 60's, I have to confess that Christie is the only woman in her 60's I would like…

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So I said to the bartender "I'll have some black cock". For some reason it did n

http://dlisted.com/2014/02/12/the-caption-this-contest-for-february-12th/

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A recent review from a dancer w.r.t. a well-known extras club

Okay so I came in Thursday to get a job here dancing. I'm new to the area and don't know much about the clubs. I couldn't really find many reviews on the club but it had a decent rating on…

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OT: In case you plan to do some traveling

A guide to airline fees Airline fees for everything ranging from booking a trip by phone to checking a bag are on the rise, and four carriers are levying fees of $400 or more, a USA TODAY survey of a dozen…

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Sorry - Corvette Fans

Eight iconic Corvettes swallowed by sinkhole at a museum http://www.cnbc.com/id/101411225

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50 y/o Michael Jordan new dad of twin girls

The playa married a 34 y/o Cuban chick from South Florida that recently gave birth to twin girls – ching ching x 2 (after she divorces him and gets child-support) http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/02/11/michael-jordan-twins-born-daughters-yvette-prieto/

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DMX, George Zimmerman 'celebrity boxing match' canceled

That wold have been interesting. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/02/dmx_george_zimmerman_fight_canceled.html

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Elderly man swindled by scam artist

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. (WSVN) -- Romance led to financial woes for an elderly South Florida man who said he was swindled out of at least $27,000 by a young woman he had been dating for more than a year. http://www.wsvn.com/story/24698621/bso-elderly-man-swindled-by-scam-artist

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Does NASCAR race on March 9th in Vegas generate traffic at clubs?

Does NASCAR race on March 9th in Vegas generate traffic at clubs? Do dancers come from other places to dance before and during that event? Thanks!

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Traveling Dancers going to NCAA Men's Final Four on April 4th?

Anyone going to NCAA Men's Final Four on April 4th? I am wondering what clubs might be the best to work at? Thanks! Heidi

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PSA

For those that like to read the TUSCL articles and forget to check since they are posted infrequently – a couple new articles have been posted.

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How to get guys to donate to charity.

Call it breast aid. http://youtu.be/9LGhHrxTbCw

Strip Club Newbie and what I learned from tuscl.net

Last year I went to a gentleman's club. It was not the first time, I had already visited one with customers in the past, but this was the first time I went there alone. And since then I have gone back several times! tuscl.net has allowed me to visit the clubs that best matched my expectations. But before I begin my journey, I asked myself following question: what were my motivations? A drink? See girls undressing? Listen to good music? Talk with someone who can talk about the city visited? Understanding these girls or patrons who visit these clubs? In fact , definitely a bit of everything. Sure, not all at the same time, the same night, but in the course…

What's with the Strip Club Business Model?

Most strip clubs are woefully mismanaged. They almost all have websites that they totally ignore after they are set up, no schedules, holiday hours missing, old pics, etc. There is also an antagonistic relationship between the dancers and management. They fine the dancers for the most mundane thing, missing a shift, being late, allowing ass grab in private dance, reading a text. Now make no mistake, all of these things can be abused, but in general, there needs to be a common goal among management/employee. Management sees it profitable to charge high entry fees, high drink prices, and higher dancer drink prices. The dance prices continue to escalate, the songs get cut, the number of customers drop, the number of dancers…

Cracking the Shell

The context of this article is aimed at middle aged fugly PL's (pathetic loser) like myself. Also, this transcends random p4p (pay for play) OTC (outside the club) encounters. So you meet and become enamored with a, sweet, smoking hot young dancer. Instinctively, you are drawn to her and want to become part of her life. Well, if she is fine, you better get in line behind every other PL that she gives dances to because we all want her. Baby-doll hears so much BS from the PL's that she creates a hard shell blocking all random come-on's from the pervs she's giving dances to. Making herself available to PL's is not part of her…

Strippers. "Is she into me, or just playing me?"

I've seen this topic come up in some form many times in my relatively short time here, and all I can say is, probably the latter, though who really knows besides the woman involved? But let me tell you about a friend of mine who's been seeing strippers for a lot of years. It started like any of his other flings, with a couple of drinks or dances at the club, an encounter or two in the VIP, and a proposition for more time, and money, somewhere else. Like so many others, she was reluctant, and said "no" and "I don't do that" at first, only to "give in" and agree after he appeared to start losing interest. At the time she…

A Damn Good Night for this Stripper

Something a little crazy happened last night. I got to the club around 6:30pm and was on the floor by 7. I did a couple dances because it was pretty busy. I went on stage, the guys at the tip rail asked me for a dance while I was on stage. Then I came out of the back and another guy approaches me and asked me for VIP. After this, he told me he wanted me to dance for his friend. VIP for another 6 songs. It was dead for a little bit so I went to the dressing room and ate some food. I went back to the floor around 11:30 and bought a drink. As I was about to…