Ilbbaicnl says the craziest shit
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I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL".
You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his neighbor's dog (ruh roh!) or wherever ol' Juice got his marching orders. But ilbbaicnl's comment that RickDugan is actually Robert McNamera because he doesn't know when to pull out. You win ilbbaicnl. You win!
You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his neighbor's dog (ruh roh!) or wherever ol' Juice got his marching orders. But ilbbaicnl's comment that RickDugan is actually Robert McNamera because he doesn't know when to pull out. You win ilbbaicnl. You win!
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I think ilbbaicnl is onto something here. What do you guys think the eleven lessons would be?
BTW, why do you think Rick starts threads like that? Kind of like his "I hope my fave with massive life problems relapses in her heroin addiction so I can get cheaper OTC" thread.
I periodically feel sorry for Rick given all the shit he gets from Dougsta. But then he hauls off and writes a thread about how he's too studly to pull out when a chick asks him to do so. Dude, why do you write shit like that? Is it to give Dougsta material?
And why is it a problem? Just use a frickin' condom. You don't want parts to start fallin' off, do you? Better watch out or lil' Rick will come down with genital leprosy.
a) his "clubbing around the holidays" thread - where he details his drinking and driving and his attitude that it is okay because the legal limits are just too damn low
b) his thread where he describes his disastrous first marriage. How he tried to marry into money, but then it turned out the girl was completely psycho so he had to bail
I think it's because people with the self-admitted "personality damage" that RickyBoy suffers from feel shame for their failures in life. In RickyBoy's case that would be not only having failed to become Gordon Gekko, but having to drop out of the corporate world altogether and also failing with his plan of marrying into money. Because of the shame he is seeking punishment and acting in masochistic ways - I guess he thinks that goes part of the way toward making things even.
When I first encountered RickyBoy here I wasn't sure if he was a full blown sociopath or a narcissist having some sociopathic traits. The fact that he does feel shame/guilt for some things convinces me it's the latter. Not all that many things at all of course, and his moral calculus is very odd - for example it is a far worse crime in his book for someone to troll on a message board than it is to drink and drive (notwithstanding that RickyBoy does a good amount of trolling himself) or put owns wife at risk of STDs and cervical cancer through BBFS with strippers.
I would love to here his take on what he thinks the nature of his "personality damage" is if he thinks I'm wrong. Not that he is likely to tell the truth, but would be fun to hear what he thinks.
But I also thought the pull out before you cum thing was of the distant past too.
And fuck you for saying my knowledge of history is spotty. Maybe regarding military history it is, but my knowledge of art history is excellent, as is my reading comprehension.
Fuckin' fuck everything!