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That's no place to pack a pistol.

shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported.

Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.

A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.

Police said the $250 gun originally belonged to John Souther, a retired car salesman from Kingsport.

North American Arms model NAA22S mini-revolver, chambered in .22 Short. Wikimedia Commons

Police said they would have to give the 4-inch North American Arms mini-revolver (not shown) a bleach bath.

Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home.

"Oh gosh," Souther, 70, told The Smoking Gun after learning where his gun was found.

The "little fellow," he said, would need a "bath in bleach."

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a jail and released after posting $6,000 bond.

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jackslash

If you banged her, she would bang you.

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crazyjoe

^^^ I wouldnt want to get banged like that

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ime

Brings new meaning to saying eat lead

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SuperDude

DATY with an extra shot.

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SlickSpic

I wonder if she prefers hollow-point to full metal jacket?

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steve229

Cause a man may be hot But he's not When he's shot Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

A man's love is mighty He'll even buy a nightie For a gal who he thinks is fun. But they don't buy pajamas For Pistol packin' mamas, Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

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zipman68

As the kids say -- OMG!!!

We have possibly the first concrete example of a chick posting as a dude on TUSCL, contrary to the pattern alleged by cflock. Why do I say this? This is clearly our vey own dallas702.

I've always found ol' dallas702 to be a bit of an idiot blowhard. Now it turns out that "he" is actually an ugly chick that likes to "snatch pack" and troll the PLs on this site. What a psycho!

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7

I can't believe people put shit In their pussy like that

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gawker

I once took a dancer on a flight for a long weekend. While unpacking I found 2 syringes she had hidden in my luggage. I asked her where her drugs were and she had stuffed 8 packets of heroin up her pussy. The moist warm environment caused the paper to absorb the powder making it unusable. All I can say is its better than a .22.

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gatorfan

Did he find her g spot or just the trigger?

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lopaw

Ew.

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ATACdawg

Talk about going off half-cocked!

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