"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"

rickdugan
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Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things feel the best. I cannot help but wonder how many guys really do.

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  • sinclair
    11 years ago
    Especially when that pussy is really tight and clamping down on your pork sword like it's a Craftsman vice grip.
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    Yes, I have. Cumming on their ass is ok with me. Some girls told me to pull out and cum in their mouth. That was super easy.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    There's a name for those who don't: Daddy.
  • Rabbit21
    11 years ago
    That name applies even to those who do.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    Nice try RickyBoy, but we all know it's all hypothetical for you. Preferring bouncers like you do.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I have not heard that since birth control pills came on the market. I recently had one that said it was now OK for us to go bare back since she was not on the pill but I am now having retrograde ejaculations.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    When my ATF was going to work, she'd sometimes ask me not to cum inside her, so she didn't have to deal with seepage under the black lights.

    It wasn't *quite* as satisfying, but neither was it *that* difficult.
  • LarryBird33
    11 years ago
    My sex is homer Simpson good
  • jester214
    11 years ago
    "Don't cum in my mouth" is pretty common. I give them a warning, onus is on them after that.
  • skibum609
    11 years ago
    Anyone who remembers how tough it was to get condoms and how much we wanted to avoid the pregnant girl's Dad murdering us back in the seventies knows how easy it is to pull out and decorate. You cannot help yourself? My how manly.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    ski: "You cannot help yourself? My how manly."

    That's a consequence of RickyBoy's "personality damage" has trouble thinking beyond the moment.
  • rockstar666
    11 years ago
    I'm snipped so it's a non-issue.
  • crsm27
    11 years ago
    i don't find it hard to to the pull out and make stomach pancakes.

    It isn't that difficult....but it does feel so good.

    But I don't need to have papers filed on me 9 months after the deed. so condoms only for strange. If it is a GF... I use condoms right away...then it is the pull and pray method.
  • lotsoffun201
    11 years ago
    I'd rather pull out and decorate any day! Love the visual!
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    easier said than done
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    Wuse a wubber
  • sexualchoc
    11 years ago
    I can pull out with NO problem! Just the thought of dealing with baby mamas makes it a no brainer!! Pull out fellas!
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I was born one month before birth control pills were passed,been cheatin the devil ever since.
  • Hard4Dancers
    11 years ago
    We knew you were having unprotected sex with prostitutes, but nutting inside them unprotected is a whole different can of worms.

    I shudder to think that there could be hundreds, possibly thousands, of rickdugans mongering about the Midwest and South by now.
  • alabegonz
    11 years ago
    Um, I'm not on the pill, so better put on your jacket.

    Oh no, not the rubber, I'm so...
  • PredragDr
    11 years ago
    Old dudes and losers ought to just get vasectomies. The studs that get a lot of action need to train that muscle. If dimwitted pornstars can do it, so should you. True champs can ejaculate on call or go long periods with tantric powers.
  • Doc_Holliday
    11 years ago
    The dancers say Rick semen smells like fish oil.
  • JohnSmith69
    11 years ago
    If I wanted to see myself come, I would jack off. with a woman, I am coming inside her, whichever hole I have access to. This is a point of negotiation for extras. Whether covered or not, vaginal or oral, I get to come inside. Otherwise, I am moving on.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Condoms people, condoms.
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    @slick- the problem with condoms is they don't feel nearly as good as without them.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    @ranukan: that depends on the timeframe to which you apply "feels better". At the time you're fucking her, absolutely. Two weeks later when you can't piss because your dick burns so bad, not so much.
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    @gmd- I was talking generally, not specifically strippers or escorts.
  • chessmaster
    11 years ago
    I thought you were a little boy. You got a son already? Does rickyboy teach you nothing at home?
  • Caprisun69
    11 years ago
    Sippycup ROTFL
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    OK, so now we know Robert McNamara faked his death, as he is posting here under the name of rickdugan. Who else would have so many excuses for not pulling out soon enough?
  • SuperDude
    11 years ago
    Can you hold it?
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