this is one thing i hate

12 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  Perfectly legitimate response: "No thanks."
  
  Or you could try: "Can I get a blowjob instead of a dance?"
  
  Why is this such a hard situation to handle? I don't get it. Say no to shit you don't want, ask for shit you do, and move on when interests don't coincide. What the everlasting fuck, over?
• Subraman

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  10 years ago

  Agree it's a classless desperation move by the dancer, but I bet it pays off for her sometimes, which speaks more to how pathetic we customers are. I'm with gmd, I'd be more amused than bothered, since I don't feel uncomfortable at all saying no (or more likely, "sorry, Trisha over there already took all my money"). The girls count on us being completely beta males and feeling uncomfortable and acceding to every silly request.
• alabegonz

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  10 years ago

  It happened to us when we were leaving the club, she was in tears because the dude promised her a $100 dance and he bailed out on her.
  
  What we did was: "Oh come here you poor thing I'll just give you a big hug."
• tumblingdice

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  10 years ago

  Do what I do,Let me ask your father.Deer in the headlights.
• etsutwigg222

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  10 years ago

  Happens regularly during weekday shifts.
  Response: Sorry but I will be happy to meet you out in parking lot for a quick car session. You have 5 minutes to get out there.
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  If a dancer begs for $100.00 from 10 customers when they are leaving, she will probably get PLs dropping a total of $500.00 on her. Too many PLs can be played with desparate pleas and tears.
• Prim0

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  10 years ago

  I hate it any time they complain about not making money (I'm surprised they do it as often as they do). Dancers have no idea about customer service. If they would do a good job at selling the fantasy, I'm sure most wouldn't need to beg for cash.
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  I was chatting with a dancer that had sat down with me and after 3 or 4 other girls stopped by that had immediately asked "wanna dance?" and when I did not answer yes they left. I mentioned this to the mid twenties dancer and she laughed and said "they'll bitch and complain about not making any money while they text or sit with young party guys that have no money".
  They then walk around expecting me to tackle them and beg them for a dance. Ain't hap-nin!
  Willing seller willing buyer and if they are willing to sell me what they are offering it is not worth my money to buy.
• rl27

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  10 years ago

  Can't say I ever had that happen to me.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  Can't say that its ever happened to me either.
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  If I'm standing around in the club, I've had dancers ask me for dances. I'm not remembering dancers asking when I'm walking away. Maybe if they did I just said no thanks and thought nothing of it. That might be whyI have no memory of this happening.
• Caprisun69

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  10 years ago

  Sundays when the "trolls" emerge out of hibernation