Guns

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to be able to put both her nipples in my ears. That way I could hear my gun go off!

I told that to an old favorite once that had DDs. After that she would stick her chest out when she saw me and ask me if she was big enough...lol