OT: To kill a mocking bird.

Get another cat.

410 shotgun

Hey Mr. Scat,still no word on who got shit canned last Thursday?

Stumblingdice - WHy the fuck are you asking me? I live 240 miles from Columbia and it has been 6 months since I have been there. You are the smart ass that claims to know everything.

Because Scat,if it weren't for me you'd have nobody to text all day.

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Usually the birds have a nest nearby. If you can find it, just move it far away. Of course you may get pecked in the process.

Buy a snake.

Clubber - I don't climb trees anymore. Last month it was a BIG wood pecker. Pecked a hole in the side of my house big enough to get in and start building a nest. Kept throwing my insulation out of the hole. I had to pay my handy man $50 to get his 40 foot ladder up there and plug the hole with sheet metal and paint it. Some other birds built a nest in the exhaust vent from my clothes dryer. I let that one go and also the one they built on the hanging plant on my back deck.

This place is for the birds. :)

Pick a new place and CLOSE! :)

It figures you would reference a movie all about racial injustice in the south.She told me you were the biggest racist she had ever met.Go ahead tell us how you weren't sitting with Bonesbrother.You really are a Gregory Pecker.

How about a WristRocket slingshot or high-powered equivalent with about a half-inch ball bearing or even a decent size marble. Practice a bit - you will find it very accurate and a noiseless killer.

A Gamo air rifle with a scope is another effective (but more expensive) option .

I always wondered about a rumour about putting Alka seltzer pieces in rolled up bread dough if it would really make birds pop. I do not know but I heard the rumour somewhere. It was probably one of the helpful sales clerks at the local Walmart. They hire all kinds of people there. If your neighbors don't notice, a paintball rifle will likely scare the bird. It might dent your house or break a window too though. If there were not any gun laws where I live, the only birds near my house would be quiet birds. I've thought about cutting down every tree and bush in my yard. I never got too far with that idea. In a shtf scenario, it will get quiet. All those birds will be food.

Maybe a crossbow with a tether on the bolt to keep it in your yard?

The only answer to getting rid of mocking birds is to find the nest and destroy it. This is easier said than done. Cats are little help although a good dog may be useful in finding the nest. Shotguns are also helpfull but irritate neighbors and tend to attract law enforcement activity. Watch and see where they fly to and from. If the nest is high in a tree a tree pole can help remove the branch. Good luck.

The key is to get a bigger bird and let nature and survival of the fittest run its course. A good analogy was the juicebox6⃣9⃣🆚shadow😺 showdown and an unfortunate death occured

You need to be smarter than a bird.

I suggest a stuffed owl to start. All birds steer well clear of owls. I like the snake and better cat suggestions too, as well as a trained hunting dog.

Call Turtleman if all else fails; he's looking for a job. Live action!

Go to the pet shop and buy a couple of golden eagles. The other birds will quickly leave. Gets rid of pesky other critters as well.

Dogfight it with a radio-controlled model plane.

It's 11:20PM and so far mot a peep out of him. I wonder if the eggs had hatched and the chicks had been kicked out of the nest? Anyhow I'm enjoying the quiet.

Yeah,thats great Flocat.

I'm over seventy and I FEEL GREAT>

Shadow, Georgia recently passed a law that allows use of a silencer on hunting rifles.