LDKing is sexual assault...

The actually s2pid of them talking about how stinky the rubbing would be.

Of course, I would cum if she "intentionally" went for my dick and rubbed it like she was riding on it. I would definitely cum.

I always cum

Wow... Yoda is pussy whipped beyond belief

IMO, it's kind of a non-issue. In order for a guy to come, and dancer has to fully intend to get him off. Some exceptions I suppose, but for most guys there must be full intent. All it takes is for her to switch up at the last minute, or change positions, or a hundred other things and it ain't gonna happen, I don't care who you are.

So to claim a dancer is surprised by it is ludicrous. Kind of like blaming some guy for getting you pregnant.

If they want to claim sexual assault that's fine, not that it matters. Like a judge is going to convict some customer after a stripper is jacking him off with her butt for 20 minutes? Gimme a break.

If a dancer doesn't want you to cum, then you are NOT going to cum. And to complain about a guy cumming with a rubber on? Are you freaking serious? They trying to hold on to this view they have of themselves that even though they are strippers, they're not quite how society sees them as trashy whores, they're really good girls because they don't make guys cum for money. They just almost make them cum. It's different. Really.

BTW, it's freaking painful to read that damn Stripperweb. The hatred those bitches have for their customers makes me want to hurl. How can you guys read that shit?

Thank god some strippers don't have those self serving attitudes.

Ok, maybe there are a group of men who are so sensitive down there you just blow air to it and they will cum.

Sounds logical to me.

But I don't belong to this group of men, I belong to a different group, tho.

jerkoffson: "BTW, it's freaking painful to read that damn Stripperweb. "

Holy shit! jerkoffson actually posted something completely uncontroversial that nearly everyone here will agree with. Breaking the MO of posts calculated to make him a lightning rod. Is the guy slipping?

Yeah, I suppose there are some like that, but I doubt it's really that many.

That being said, I certainly support the idea that if you ARE going to cum you let her know. Of course most women seem to have that well-honed spidey sense that can detect an impending splooge a mile away. But I think customers are always obligated to let the stripper know. Which isn't too tough..."oh fuck, I'm gonna cum" usually works.

They went even too far to consider cumming as a form of assault.

Really, the intent is to cause harm? Harmful contact?

Do I cum when I launch my fist to your belly?

wait a fucking second LDK with a condom on? Aren't pants on required to be part of an LDK. That makes no sense. Who the fuck wears a condom under their clothes ever. If you do youre a full on psycho.

I still don't get why anyone reads any of the bullshit on that site. I find it unreadable and still can't make myself read it when it gets posted here.

All those strippers must be the ones who sit in the corner and fucking pout all night. I don't believe any of them make any money, since they are all so pious they make Mother Theresa look like a drunk girl on spring break.

Also no surprise that Yoda the cock less wonder is loved over there, guy seems like a total "ass faggot" as Juice would say.

ime: "wait a fucking second LDK with a condom on? Aren't pants on required to be part of an LDK."

I guess we'll have to ask LDK. Is a necessary part of LDK'ing not wearing a condom so you deliberately get your pants messy or is it acceptable to wear a condom on underneath to avoid this?

So I guess I sexually assaulted every woman that ever gave me a hj, because I certainly didn't pause to ask them if it was okay if I could finish.

Looks like RickyBoy is doing his fair share of ass-kissing in that thread as well:

rickdugan: "But don't expect to receive validation from the caliber of dancers who populate this board"

Caliber of dancers? LOL! Is that ass-clown serious? I actually hope he is lying this time. Knows about their true "caliber" and just sucking up for some nefarious purpose? If he really is buying their act... Amazing! Also lends support to my notion that "rickdugan" and "Yoda" may actually be the same idiot just posting under different aliases.

"I still don't get why anyone reads any of the bullshit on that site"

I still can't believe you don't! I can't tear myself away. The level of entitlement, self-absorption, lying, hypocrisy ... I mean, some of you guys are unbelievable douches, but the whole group there makes tuscl look like pikers. It's a giant parade, and yoda is the girl in front with the flag and wooden rifle.

Among the delicious ironies there recently... one of the more arrogant, repugnant, customer-hating characters there moved to another country, couldn't make any money, and is now trying to escort. The karma alone might make me LDK right now

And I love the "caliber of dancers" thing. Chili Palmer already outed them all as liars, but it is fun for everyone to pat each other on the back and pretend they're better than the other, actual good strippers lol

"One guy I was dancing on with his sweats on and I literally had to check to make sure he had pants on he felt too close.."

Sounds like a sixpack to me.

High fiver!!!!

"So go yee forth, cum stained sweats and all I suppose, and enjoy your time with the dancers who are willing to deal with it for what you are willing to pay. But don't expect to receive validation from the caliber of dancers who populate this board, nor should you expect to easily get a rise out of this savvy group if entertainment was your real goal in posting this, which frankly wouldn't surprise me either."

Rick has shown a smidgen piece of his other identity here.

I rarely bother reading anything on the site even when the thread link is posted here. I mean who really cares what they post on the site?

Man, I had the best experience when I had my training shorts on and this dancer actually wanting to ride on it. She stared at the whole time like she wanted it so much. Like she wanted to HURT me. To the point that I could say it was an ASSAULT.

alabegonz: "Rick has shown a smidgen piece of his other identity here."

True.

I'm constantly shifting my colors. Saying whatever I thinks appeals most to the audience of the moment and their particular mood of the moment. There is no regard for overall consistency. Sometimes not even within a single paragraph I write, but definitely not across different websites.

It all part of my "personality damage"/used cars salesman personality.

I have never seen anyone wearing sweats to a strip club. i would never. its just bad etiquette in my opinion

@Kingcripple-The Sopranos always wore track suits to the Bada Bing and they ran the joint, too.

And I thought Yoda could not get any stranger

@ala & Fraudster: My views are transparent and consistent across both sites. My views about one pump chumps who mess their pants are no secret. I used to weigh in on the topic regularly, but I stopped bothering once all those moronic "LDK" troll posts started. I cum inside hot strippers, not inside my own pants.

Come on man, I don't cum in my pants either. I also think it's a little pathetic that anyone does. BUT that's a far cry from suggesting, even tangentially, that doing so is sexual assault.

The only shocking thing about that SW thread is that Yoda has not yet locked it down, as he has every other recent "controversial" thread in Customer Convo or the SCJ side. (I predict it won't last the weekend.) I'm not normally on the Yoda-bashing TUSCL train, but he has been way over-moderating his sections, kiling what little activity the Junkie side has had of late.

CP

"but he has been way over-moderating his sections, kiling what little activity the Junkie side has had of late"

This is exactly why I've never been in favor of a moderator on this board. Yuppers, we have trolls and attack dogs and the silliness of 54 Juice clones, but I'd rather have that than another Yoda-like mod.

I never heard of a case where a stripper successfully sued a customer for assault because he had a LDK experience while she was dancing for him. Is this thread a joke or do some of the strippers on stripper web convince themselves this is real? I can not even imagine a jury of regular people would even entertain the thought. A judge would probably dismiss the case before it ever went o a jury trial. What a big joke. I believe anyone believing this is assault might have an easier time getting people to believe Godzilla is real.

Reminds me of the story I shared on another site (that a certain member here plagiarized a few months back):

A dancer was in the VIP room and unzipped her customer's pants and took out his cock. She got some hand soap from her purse and started rubbing vigorously on his unit until he came. She looked up with big doe eyes and said, "Honest officer, I was just cleaning it and it went off!"

CP

The thing that absolutely boggles my mind is when guys say that they can't cum from a lapdance. I know we've discussed it ad nauseum before, but are you guys really serious?

A hot chick is facing away from you, lies down with her back on your tummy, you're cheek to cheek smelling her perfume with her hair in your face, your hands are wrapped around her big nasty knockers, she's rubbing her tight butt on your bone, talking nasty to you, you're staring at that incredible body squirming on top of you, and she reaches behind with both hands, with lotion on them, and slides them under your commando shorts and starts stroking you off.

Are you telling me that's not enough to get you off? Really? I know some of you guys are pretty old, but geez, even if you're in your 60's, you can't get off with that? You actually equate that with some 16 year old who comes when a breeze blows on him?

Or is it some silly ego thing that you think you're more manly only if you insert?

^^^ looks like you are conflating LDK with HJ.

LDK is cumming just from grinding with your pants on. LDK hasn't commented yet on whether you are allowed to have a condom on to keep your pants from getting messy or if you need to cum in your pants with no protection from messiness for it to count.

Agree ... I can, and do, splooge from HJ in the club, which is what you described. I've never LDKed, no matter how hot the girl and the dance are. In an odd way I admire the fact that some of you can do it

"I can, and do, splooge from HJ in the club, which is what you described."

Okay, well I'm not too sure what an LDK is, but in a real lap dance, where the dancer fully intends to get you off, it is assumed that she is giving you an HJ or titty fuck, or does a really excellent job with squirming her butt in combination with some hand action.

Of course, in a low mileage lap dance, or one where the dancer is NOT intending to get you off, only a 16 year old who DOES come when the breeze blows will let go. But geez, is that even an issue? Is that an LDK?

Maybe most of you guys have never been to a real, honest to goodness VHM lap dance club, and are only familiar with semi-air dances.

So true, jerkison. One of the clubs I go to, a dancer apologized multiple times for NOT getting me off. Of course, that attitude is why I go to that club.

CP

Except that jerkoffson has admitted to cumming in pants before from just a lap dance no HJ. Guess he is no longer proud of it now so changing his story. Not sure if it's good he is trying to fit in more here if it comes at the price of some dishonesty,

It would be great if some guy said he could cum from an air dance.

I did get a little pre cum during my most recent lap dance but it was only one song. So who knows I might have LDK'ed after 5 or 6 songs. and I don't even try to LDK ever. So if a stripper really wanted to get you off my guess is it wouldnt be that hard.

Sorry you feel that way Chili but pink is pink and I do what I'm supposed to do.

^^^ "Just following orders"

Yoda: I understand your narrative, and unlike the other guys on this site, I know you are just as big a horndog as any two of them combined. I don't begrudge the comments or your online persona at all. That said, closing a post just "because I have to read every word and I'm tired of doing so," among other reasons, just doesn't scan with me. SCJ is barely hanging on on life support, and it seems every time there's an interesting or slightly controversial thread (can you say LMN?), it gets locked. I think it's more than a little heavy-handed, that's all.

CP

lol, I totally get what you are saying Chili. I'm not going to go into moderation theories here since none of these guys give a shit (nor should they). I will say however always respect your opinions and contributions.

"moderation theories"

I never realized such things existed. Dumb me. After a quick Google search, I discovered PhD dissertations have been written on the subject.

One can read about things such as: "incentive mechanisms", "reciprocity", "identity groups", and "collaborative filtering". Good stuff!

I have a moderation theory. Yoda moderates like the POS that he is.