what are the reasons for being banned from a club as a patron

13 comments

• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Well...I think there are a lot of reasons a patron might be banned (or, as the cool kids spell the word, band).
  
  Off the top of my head, I would say threatening the strippers or management, stealing, preaching to customers, and squatting on the table and taking a shit (any urination or defecation outside of approved areas would no doubt elicit a similar response).
  
  Are you looking for ideas DJscud dude? Here's one -- bring three or four bottles of DXM cough syrup, a bag of red vines, and a bucket o' KFC to the club. Chew off the ends of the licorice so it becomes a straw and drink the cough syrup through the red vine straw. Once you get all high...well, you know where a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay goes...
  
  See if that gets you band!
• DandyDan

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  10 years ago

  Oddly enough, I've never heard of anyone ever being banned from a strip club as a customer, but then again, I must hang out with the wrong people.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  Fucking the managers/owners wife or G/F will get you banned.
• Djscudmaster

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  10 years ago

  yep came close on that one
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I had a stripper threaten to get me banned because I showed her what some one else had written about her in a TUSCL review.
• Experimental

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  10 years ago

  you can get band for plaing sax in the champagne roome
• alabegonz

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  10 years ago

  Not bringing any money.
• farmerart

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  10 years ago

  I was kicked out of the old French Maid in Calgary twice. The first time was for justifiably smacking an asshole customer. The second time was for bitching about short pours from the bartender.
  
  After the second eviction I never returned to the club, effectively banning myself.
  
  That old joint has been razed; a skyscraper is being built in its place.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  I've never been bounced myself but the most common reason is guys too drunk to keep their hands to themselves and pushing their luck too far.
• goonster

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  10 years ago

  I've been banned. Usually clubs won't ban you unless you're becoming bad for their business or you're harassing dancers, other people in the club.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I've never been banned from a strip club but I have been banned from a McDonald's, a pool hall, 2 shopping malls, and a swap meet that doesn't exist anymore.
• Djscudmaster

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  10 years ago

  what makes one BAD for Business? Oh I get it ....almost Been banned from a club once and came close many a times just based on My looks I guess and I'm not KIDDING.
• jabthehut

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  10 years ago

  I've never been banned but I got a stripper fired because I showed out when she complained to me from the stage for not tipping her when I was sitting with another stripper.