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All the time. But the worst are the ones that reek of B.O. so bad that everyone within a 4-table-radius can smell it too. I can't even imagine a dancer giving someone like that a LD.

^^^i concur

@Lopaw-Sounds like a lot of Bonedin dudes to me,

Or glad I'm not him.

I once saw a guy, not old, so fat that he needed crutches to get around. A dancer that I knew took him to the couch room for some dances. Later I asked her if his dick was as big as the rest of him and she said "I don't know. I couldn't find it".

Yes I have. Then I realized I was looking at a mirror.

I just noticed a lap dance room sofa was all cracked up. I told the dancer it looks like someone really big sat here and cracked it all up. She agreed and acted like she knew who did it.

When I say really big, I'm estimating maybe over 400 pounds.

An old guy sat at a table near me. I had to get up and move after a few minutes. I could smell onions and meat, he must have eaten it earlier. Actually it could have been anyone at the table. I really do not like accidentally smelling the scent of other people. Makes me feel like a vampire or something and it is often not a pleasant smell. Some females seem to have a variety of natural scents but they often cover them up with hygiene products or perfumes or body sprays. I smell it all if I get unlucky.

Believe me I had to just laugh at strippers that smelled like chicken soup or Italian subs.