Buy you a drink, Miss Upton?

I want to fuck Kate Upton.

As a former bartender ...This is the worst kind of customer. Cute girls out for a "wild night" getting shit faced after one weak drink and becoming obnoxious after two. At least the guys being hustled for the free drinks sometimes tipped , the chicks?...Never.

Let's make it a double.

I have the perfect t-shirt for you "I buy drinks for sex".